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A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running. -- Groucho Marx
Someday we'll look back on this moment and plow into a parked car. -- Evan Davis
I'm up before 6, but then I'm parked in front of the PC until noon. -- Lori Foster
You can't have the finest buildings if they're not in focus. They become like nice cars parked on the street. -- Leon Krier
In love, somehow, a man's heart is always either exceeding the speed limit, or getting parked in the wrong place. -- Helen Rowland
Too many children are being parked in substandard day care with workers who make little more than a parking attendant. -- Bill Nelson
Like, What is the least often heard sentence in the English language? That would be: Say, isn't that the banjo player's Porsche parked outside? -- Jackson Browne
Others may prefer mindless entertainment, but on Sunday nights, you'll find me parked right in front of my television, munching popcorn and improving my intellect by watching 'Masterpiece Classic.' -- Teresa Medeiros
My worst habit is probably that I'm extremely messy. I'm a big scatter-brain - I'm always losing my car keys, or worse, forgetting where I parked my car in the car park. -- Georgia Salpa
The last thing I stole was a box of Coca Cola from a parked truck in Adelaide. I was nice and drunk. It was New Year's Eve. And that was about 28 years ago. -- Ronald Biggs
Any eyes on me - a late-night street sweeper, some dude texting in his parked car, the homeless guy talking to himself - make me feel uncomfortable when I skate. Everyone expects me to do certain things. -- Rodney Mullen
Man, coaching is a hard job, and it requires a lot of time... I hear stories from coaches who tell me that players call them in the middle of the night not knowing where they parked their car. -- Joe Montana
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If a movie is really working, you forget for two hours your Social Security number and where your car is parked. You are having a vicarious experience. You are identifying, in one way or another, with the people on the screen. -- Roger Ebert
When I climb a fourteener, a 14,000-foot/4,260-meter peak, in the winter by myself, I leave an itinerary and information about where my vehicle will be parked and the name of the county sheriff to contact in case I don't get home. -- Aron Ralston
Parallel parking is desirable for two reasons: parked cars create a physical barrier and psychological buffer that protects pedestrians on the sidewalk from moving vehicles; and a rich supply of parallel parking can eliminate the need for parking lots, which are extremely destructive of the civic fabric. -- James Howard Kunstler
I did plenty of jobs that I hated. I was a bank teller and terrible at it. I parked cars, a valet. I answered phones. I somehow avoided being a waiter. I knew I wouldn't be able to keep the order straight. I'm not much of a multi-tasker. -- Will Ferrell
Whenever I say I made a record in the garage, people just assume that I have, like, a Lear jet parked in there or something. But really there's old luggage, a couple of bikes. It's big enough to put one minivan in. That's it. No dartboard. I'm so not macho. -- Dave Grohl
Man, coaching is a hard job, and it requires a lot of time... I hear stories from coaches who tell me that players call them in the middle of the night not knowing where they parked their car. You are baby-sitting rich, spoiled kids... I don't know where you parked your car! -- Joe Montana
I don't need the water to be inspired. My stories inspire me, not the location of where I'm parked. And good thing, since I've had to finish books in airports, in the RV we used to have, the lake house, while on vacation, at home, in the kitchen when my office PC was on the fritz. -- Lori Foster
God can't drive a parked car. -- Joyce Meyer
Dogs don't bark at parked cars. -- Lynne Cheney
It's hard to steer a parked car. -- Jim Elliot
Andrea Jaeger plays tennis like she's double-parked. -- Mary Carillo
I hid my underwear beneath a parked Peugeot. -- Jonathan Ames
He (Bob Gibson) pitches as though he's double-parked. -- Vin Scully
Dogs donâ??t bark at cars that are parked! -- Ken Blackwell
It is difficult to steer a parked car, so get moving. -- Henrietta C. Mears
It is difficult to steer a parked car, so get moving. -- Henrietta C. Mears
I feel like i am parked diagonally in a parallel universe -- Anonymous
I am diagonally parked among the vertically parallel people of this horizontal universe. -- Vikrmn
One symbol of lack of democracy is to have cars parked on the sidewalk. -- Enrique Penalosa
I found the key to the universe in the engine of an old parked car. -- Bruce Springsteen
I'm from Jerz, the home of: "I could've swore I parked my car right here!" -- Chino XL
As long as you are stationary, no one will complain. Dogs don't bark at parked cars. -- Max Lucado
I parked in the tow-away zone, and when I got back, the entire neighborhood was gone. -- Steven Wright
That's your truck parked up by the factory isn't it?" Magnus pointed. "It's awfully butch for a bookseller. -- Cassandra Clare
Nobody wants to stand behind a parked car. You got to always follow somebody who keeps it moving. -- T. D. Jakes
Yesterday I parked my car in a tow-away zone...when I came back the entire area was missing... -- Steven Wright
I've parked my solo thing in a lay-by and jumped in another vehicle and I'm in that now. -- Ian Brown
If, as the scientist say, sex is such a driving force, why is so much of it nowadays found parked? -- Henny Youngman
The idea of 10 dimensions might sound exciting, but they would cause real problems if you forget where you parked your car. -- Stephen Hawking
There's a lot of meth [in Bisbee]. So there's an ex-cop-car Tahoe and a BE DRUG FREE van parked right in front of my house. -- Doug Stanhope
The next night, Lincoln parked his Corolla right next to The Courier's front door. I'm here, he thought. Find me. Follow me. Make this inevitable. -- Rainbow Rowell
Insect life was so loud that when you parked the car and got out it sounded as if you had suddenly tuned into a radio frequency from another planet. -- David Samuels
I swore that I wouldn't be one of those parents who leaves a Bugaboo pram parked in the communal entry hall. Well guess what, ours is there right now. -- Tom Ford
Self-pity is a dead-end road. You make the choice to drive down it. It's up to you to decide to stay parked there or to turn around and drive out. -- Cheryl Strayed
For lunch, we drove into the hills and parked in the dappled shade of a big sycamore, its powdery white bark like a woman's body against the uncanny blue sky. -- Janet Fitch
I left my car parked at the top of Lombard Street Hill, and I forgot to put the breaks on. It's the funniest thing. The car is running down the hill. -- Gracie Allen

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