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Paris Hilton's house was pretty exciting. -- Israel Broussard
Is Paris Hilton even an actress? I'm thinking no. -- Tiffany Dupont
Pose? I don't pose. What am I? Paris Hilton or something? -- Clint Eastwood
I'm so overexposed, I'm making Paris Hilton look like a recluse. -- Barack Obama
Do we really need another picture of Paris Hilton or Naomi Campbell? -- James Nachtwey
What's a celebrity anyway? Paris Hilton's a celebrity. I'm just a working actor. -- Denzel Washington
Whether it's Paris Hilton or Kim Kardashian or whoever, stupidity is certainly celebrated. -- Jon Hamm
I found a way for her to fall asleep, Paris Hilton, talk to herself. -- Artie Lange
The planet is in distress and all of the attention is on Paris Hilton. -- Al Gore
Where was Paris Hilton a year ago? She's a fabulous character to write about. -- Jackie Collins
I hope that some day scientists can be considered heroes again, instead of Paris Hilton. -- Walter Isaacson
I took interest in Paris Hilton at one point and got fascinated with her voice. -- Jenny Hval
There is a public perception that Paris Hilton is the black sheep of the family. -- Jerry Oppenheimer
The public's appetite for frothy, flippant blondes has waned, but Paris Hilton still fascinates me. -- Diablo Cody
Jesus, man. Why do people want to be Paris Hilton and nobody wants to be Spider-Man? -- Mark Millar
Pamper a tomato, overfeed it, overwater it and you will get a Paris Hilton of a tomato. -- Nigel Slater
I don't feel famous and I didn't want my autobiography to be like a Paris Hilton story. -- Beth Ditto
I'll just say this: The last problem Paris Hilton has is being in a John McCain ad. -- Rush Limbaugh
Paris Hilton, it turns out, is related to fellow celebrity jailbirds Zsa Zsa Gabor and G. Gordon Liddy. -- Steven Pinker
When Paris Hilton can top the bestsellers' lists, we are one more Connect Four move closer to Armageddon. -- Corey Taylor
Everybody is wondering what Paris Hilton will be doing next, and hell, I'm wondering what she did before. -- David Letterman
There's enough people that do unfunny music. I'll leave the serious stuff to Paris Hilton and Kevin Federline. -- Al Yankovic
She said, 'I'm your biggest fan,' and I said, 'Who are you?' She said, 'Paris Hilton.' -- Ricky Gervais
Tabloid photos capture people at their most self-conscious and disoriented; in real life, Paris Hilton is like an elegant paper crane. -- Diablo Cody
Paris Hilton got 45 days in jail. A lot of people were upset about this - they were hoping for the death penalty. -- Jay Leno
Yesterday Senator John Kerry changed his mind and now supports the ban on gay marriages. I'm telling you this guy has more positions than Paris Hilton. -- David Letterman
Paris Hilton isn't my rival. I met her one or two times and she's making out there's this big rivalry between us and there so isn't. -- Mischa Barton
You have people who can't act and they get all these parts. Paris Hilton falls into her own category. She's made a career out of it -- Kate Hudson
You have people who can't act and they get all these parts. Paris Hilton falls into her own category. She's made a career out of it. -- Kate Hudson
I've never seen the Osbournes, I've never seen Paris Hilton. I'd rather read than watch reality TV. I'd rather live life than watch somebody else living it. -- Al Jourgensen
Paris Hilton said something interesting to me once: she said, 'I just tell everyone what they want to hear, and I do what I want to do.' -- Simon Rex
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In my family, I would never dare to think of being Paris Hilton! And to me, that doesn't look like a happy existence - it's just not who I am. -- Eve Hewson
Nerd girls are the world's most underutilized romantic resource. And guys, do not tell me that nerd girls are not hot because that shows a Paris Hilton-esque failure to understand hotness. -- John Green
I can't bear to look at Paris Hilton and all that. I mean, it really doesn't grab me. I don't think she's interesting, and the sense of values seems sort of off-kilter. -- Gloria Vanderbilt
Paris Hilton has launched a new champagne in a can called Rich Prosecco. For the ad campaign Paris posed wearing nothing but gold paint. Thatâ??s a unique way to cover up herpes. -- Chelsea Handler
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If a Martian came down to Earth and watched television, he'd come to conclusion that all the world's society is based on Britney Spears and Paris Hilton. He'd be amazed that our society hasn't collapsed. -- Michio Kaku
Eww," Jack said, and then giggled. "Yeah, and a Paris Hilton doll that had an optional brain."Aphrodite raised her brow at him. "Don't go all crazy. There are some things even Paris Hilton can't buy. -- P. C. Cast
In an interview, Paris Hilton said that of her and her sister, "People love to hate us. But when you know us, you love us. And if you really get to know us, you get gonorrhea." -- Tina Fey
anybody can be a princess. all you have todo is have the right parents. it's no harder than being born Paris Hilton, for God's sake. at least you remember to put on underwear in the morning, i'm assuming -- Meg Cabot
Pop music has been all but relegated to the remainder bin at MTV and VH1, where high-maintenance concoctions such as Paris Hilton, Flavor Flav, and Hulk Hogan's biohazard clan of bleached specimens provide endless hours of death-hastening diversion. -- James Wolcott
Sometimes I think my past life was unrealized. I met a tragic end - it might have been a car over a cliff. But it's true, I came from another time and place, and landed in Paris Hilton's backyard. -- Christine Ebersole
We're in a celebrity culture, and when I turn on the news today I hear about Lindsay Lohan, Tiger Woods and Paris Hilton and the Kardashian sisters and 'Dancing with the Stars,' one thing after another, Kate Gosselin's new body. -- Philip Yancey
I think Paris Hilton is really our generation's Marilyn Monroe. She's the image of the youth today. There's a real fascination with Paris, ranging on the obsessive. I'm repulsed by her, but because of her notoriety, she has access to an audience. -- Matt Tong
It's not easy being an actor, and having said that, everybody's an actor. Do you know what I mean? Paris Hilton's an actor, which is kind of scary. But if you want to honor your craft and yourself, strive for the nobler instincts. -- Patti LuPone
If Marilyn Monroe and Princess Diana were "candles in the wind," and Anna Nicole Smith was a bonfire in a hailstorm, and Lindsay Lohan is an electric toaster thrown intentionally into a Jacuzzi, then Paris Hilton s a strobe light in an epilepsy ward. -- Cintra Wilson
Science is given almost no visibility in the media. If a Martian came down to Earth and watched television, he'd come to the conclusion that all the world's society is based on Britney Spears and Paris Hilton. He'd be amazed that our society hasn't collapsed. -- Michio Kaku
I think the people I talk about are generally so stupid that they don't even know I'm saying bad things about them. I've run into Paris Hilton and she's like, Oh, I love your show. And I'm like, You can't love my show if you can hear. -- Chelsea Handler
Like many children of the rich and famous, Paris Hilton didn't always get to spend quality time with her parents, especially her mother. A socially ambitious young woman, Kathleen Elizabeth Avanzino Richards Hilton, who had married into the celebrated Hilton Hotel family, was often out and about. -- Jerry Oppenheimer
Everyone's parents were famous actors at my school, pretty much! I think I went to school with Paris Hilton when I was three. That's what L.A. is, though - it's an industry town. You go to school with kids and you think, 'Well that's normal, they make movies. -- Alice Eve
Everyone's parents were famous actors at my school, pretty much! I think I went to school with Paris Hilton when I was three. That's what L.A. is, though - it's an industry town. You go to school with kids and you think, 'Well that's normal, they make movies.' -- Alice Eve
Paris Hilton and Kim Kardashian would have left little more than lipstick stains in their passing had it not been for the sex videos that lofted them into reality-TV notoriety. Once notoriety has warmed into familiarity, celebrity itself becomes one big 'Brady Bunch' reunion, or a therapy session with Dr. Drew. -- James Wolcott
Paris Hilton, that's very interesting what she did. I've never done that. I haven't really sort of ever got into that. As time passes, maybe I should record it and put it in a vault so that when I get a little old don't have the energy I can remember how life used to be. -- Jeremy Irons
But if you go over the line, you don't want to get stuck in a Nevada State court room. Honestly, because Nevada has been doing a good job of putting California criminals in jail. I mean, we couldn't put OJ in jail, but they did. We couldn't put Paris Hilton in jail, but they did. -- James Belushi
What drives that desire to destroy Paris Hilton? What drives that desire to venerate Angelina Jolie? I do understand it, but it still baffles me. It baffles me when people treat me specially and differently, because I just want to look at them and go, 'What are you talking about? I'm just a person.' -- Zach Galligan
Sending Paris Hilton to jail for being the most loathed celeprosy lesion in the history of the species seems like a happening idea at first - forty-five days at Century Regional Detention Center is so the new thirty days at Promises Malibu! But it sets a dangerous precedent to jail celebs just because someone hates them. -- Rob Sheffield
I wish I could view the belly that oozes over the top of my pants as a badge of maternal honor. I do try. I make sure that the women whose looks I admire all have sufficient fat reserves to survive a famine, and I make a lot of snide comments about the skeletal likes of Lara Flynn Boyle and Paris Hilton. -- Ayelet Waldman
Paris and Nicky Hilton? Those girls will show up to the opening of a phone book. It's like a big joke. -- Rachel Perry
In America, there's this type of expectation of just-add-water celebrity, this type of, "Of course you found me; we're all going to be famous for 15 minutes," sort of Paris-Hilton-ization of society. -- Kehinde Wiley
It's called Paris, not Hilton, just me, because I don't want people to think it's my family's. It's mine. -- Paris Hilton

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