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  • Pants get shiny even on a throne. -- Stanislaw Jerzy Lec
  • I may have a feather duster down my pants. -- Johnny Depp
  • They tend to come out a colour called 'Pants left in wash' -- Eddie Izzard
  • Drop Pants, Not Bombs. Break Dance, Not Hearts. Draft Beer, Not People. Make LOVE, Not WAR. -- Ashley Purdy
  • The Side Effects of Dying in Your Pants isn't really funny"¦ Alright, it's a little funny. -- John Green
  • A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on. -- Winston Churchill
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  • If you could kick the person in the pants responsible for most of your trouble, you wouldn't sit for a month. -- Theodore Roosevelt
  • I like being a woman, even in a man's world. After all, men can't wear dresses, but we can wear the pants. -- Whitney Houston
  • I'm sure that we can handle this situation maturely, just like the responsible adults that we are. Isn't that right, Mr. Poopy Pants? -- Leslie Nielsen
  • Why couldn't she have gotten another Edger or some dimwit from the Broken for a passenger? No, she got Lord Leather Pants here. -- Ilona Andrews
  • Had that poor Reilly kook really been proud of Levy Pants? He had always said that he was. That was one good sign of his insanity. -- John Kennedy Toole
  • And I thought about the color and I realized what blue it was. It was the soft and changeable, essential blue of a well-worn pair of pants. Pants = Love -- Ann Brashares
  • The human body has two ends on it: one to create with and one to sit on. Sometimes people get their ends reversed. When this happens they need a kick in the seat of the pants. -- Theodore Roosevelt
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  • When I was fourteen and first started going out, I always wanted to be the opposite of everyone else. So I would go to the club in a polo T-shirt and pants and sneakers and a hat on backward, just so I would not be dressed like other girls. -- Rihanna
  • Those hot pants of hers were so damned tight, I could hardly breathe. -- Benny Hill
  • I'm all about high-waisted pants and skirts, pencil skirts, and sheer, long-sleeves in the summer. -- Kat Graham
  • My style is not that big. I wear heels, tight pants, and I wear diamonds. -- Donatella Versace
  • If I don't have anything to do all day, I might not even put my pants on. -- Jennifer Lawrence
  • Dreams will get you nowhere, a good kick in the pants will take you a long way. -- Baltasar Gracian
  • Happiness is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warmth. -- Jon Foreman
  • As a general thing, when a woman wears the pants in a family, she has a good right to them. -- Josh Billings
  • First it's pretty tires. Next it's pretty guns. Then the next thing you know, you're shaving your beard and wearing capri pants. -- Si Robertson
  • A man who discovers his pants are on fire tends to have very little time to worry about somebody else's box of matches -- Jeff Lindsay
  • Admitting that Katie had taken too much blood was on par with saying an adult human had pooped their pants or eaten their own boogers! -- Faith Hunter
  • Fine, dandy, she thought. Then lose the shirt, peel off those leather pants, and lie down on my tile. We'll take turns being on the bottom. -- J.R. Ward
  • Hollywood gives a young girl the aura of one giant, self-contained orgy farm, its inhabitants dedicated to crawling into every pair of pants they can find. -- Veronica Lake
  • I said, "I do not fear those pants with nobody inside them." I said, and said, and said those words. I said them but I lied them. -- Dr. Seuss
  • There has to be a balance between your mental satisfaction and the financial needs of your company. (But) I always remember that it's the fantasy, the artistic side, that makes customers want to buy the straightforward black pants. -- Alexander McQueen
  • Time and time again, as a boy, I was humiliated. I celebrated my first day in long pants by going to a dance where I fell sprawling on the floor, and was so ashamed that I jumped up, ran away and left my girl to get home the best way she could. -- Vash Young
  • A year from now, I could go away, and people might say, 'Gosh, what ever happened to that girl who never wore pants?' But how wonderfully memorable 30 years from now, when they say, 'Do you remember Gaga and her bubbles?' Because, for a minute, everybody in that room will forget every sad, painful thing in their lives, and they'll just live in my bubble world. -- Lady Gaga
  • Thanksgiving, man. Not a good day to be my pants. -- Kevin James
  • You got to choose between tightening your belt or losing your pants. -- Navjot Singh Sidhu
  • Trying on pants is one of the most humiliating things a man can suffer that doesn't involve a woman. -- Larry David
  • Shoes make an outfit. You can throw on a crazy shirt and crazy pants but you add those shoes - done. -- Russell Westbrook
  • Remember that nobody will ever get ahead of you as long as he is kicking you in the seat of the pants. -- Walter Winchell
  • I am a strong woman with or without this other person, with or without this job, and with or without these tight pants. -- Queen Latifah
  • My belt holds my pants up, but the belt loops hold my belt up. I don't really know what's happening down there. Who is the real hero? -- Mitch Hedberg
  • You and I and everybody in show business and the entertainment industry fly by the seat of our pants. We don't know quite what is going to happen. -- William Shatner
  • Group conformity scares the pants off me because it's so often a prelude to cruelty towards anyone who doesn't want to - or can't - join the Big Parade. -- Bette Midler
  • I thought I would dress in baggy pants, big shoes, a cane and a derby hat. everything a contradiction: the pants baggy, the coat tight, the hat small and the shoes large. -- Charlie Chaplin
  • I love my dad, although I'm definitely critical of him sometimes, like when his pants are too tight. But I love him so much and I try to be really supportive of him. -- Liv Tyler
  • When you perform in front of an audience after only two days of rehearsal, you're flying by the seat of your pants - particularly when they're rewriting the show right up to the moment the camera goes on. -- Michael Richards
  • I grew up surrounded by these tough, ballsy, strong women. They were also adoring women, but they were the kind of women who would argue over what kind of pants you were wearing or the color of your nail polish. -- Michael Kors
  • Since I was a child, I hated having to deal with my hair. I hated having to change my clothes. As a kid, I had a sailor shirt and the same old corduroy pants, and that's what I wanted to wear everyday. -- Patti Smith
  • My closet is organized by tops, pants, and outerwear, but not a lot of dresses. Gowns are in another room because I don't often dress formally, even though I design gowns. Like most designers, I have a uniform, and mine is a legging. -- Vera Wang
  • Sometimes I'm so tired, I look down at what I'm wearing, and if it's comfortable enough to sleep in, I don't even make it into my pajamas. I'm looking down, and I'm like, 'T-shirt and stretchy pants? Yup, that's fine. It's pajama-y, good night.' -- Rebecca Romijn
  • It is humiliating to remain with our hands folded while others write history. It matters little who wins. To make a people great it is necessary to send them to battle even if you have to kick them in the pants. That is what I shall do. -- Benito Mussolini
  • I thought it was normal to recycle pants and shoes from your older cousins. That was just my way of life. At the end of the month, there was not much food in the refrigerator and you're hoping the first comes so food can come again. You never forget those things. -- Tyson Chandler
  • I always just forced myself to do crazy things in public. In college I would push an overhead projector across campus with my pants just low enough to show my butt. Then my friend would incite the crowd to be like, 'Look at that idiot!' That's how I got over being shy. -- Will Ferrell
  • The Jam went through a phase of wearing satin jackets. But that was pre-getting signed and making it, when we were still playing the pubs and clubs - around '75. Shocking, really - what would you call them apart from 'horrible?' We'd wear these white zip-up bomber jackets with black kind of loon pants and black and white shoes. -- Paul Weller
  • Hand me my pants, -- Michael Grant
  • Tight pants are just uncomfortable. -- Mark Twain
  • Where are your pants, son? -- Harper Lee
  • My pants are on fire! -- John Ziegler
  • His voice wore no pants. -- Tom Robbins
  • Home is where the pants aren't -- Kara Swisher
  • I used my pants to illustrate. -- Mike Singletary
  • I'm too tasteful for my pants. -- Ian Williams
  • I don't like tight pants on guys. -- Paul Dano
  • Up with skirts, down with pants!' -- Edwin Edwards
  • Poor empty pants With nobody inside them. -- Dr. Seuss
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  • McMahon 3:16 says 'I just pissed my pants!' -- Stone Cold Steve Austin
  • Put on your big girl pants and deal. -- J.R. Ward
  • I hate yoga pants anywhere but the gym. -- Robin Givhan
  • Toreador pants make your feet look big too -- Albert Einstein
  • the church should just stay out of people's pants. -- Alex Sanchez
  • He unzipped his pants and his brains fell out. -- Rita Mae Brown
  • If someone's lying, are their pants really on fire -- Jerry Seinfeld
  • Acting is like letting your pants down; you're exposed. -- Paul Newman
  • You'll never catch a nudist with his pants down. -- David Letterman
  • Why wear pants when you can wear a muumuu? -- Beth Ditto
  • Shirts are for pussies. I take my pants off! -- Linden Ashby
  • Belts are only good for holding up your pants -- Bruce Lee
  • I'd need a good reason to drop my pants -- Sidharth Malhotra
  • I can scare the pants off the holiest ghost. -- Def Leppard
  • I went up a pants size during my pregnancy. -- Ellen Pompeo
  • I've learned to dance with a hand in my pants. -- Billy Joel
  • Okay, who wants to see me take off Snivelly's pants? -- James Potter
  • Old Japanese saying, live scorpion in pants makes life interesting. -- Will Hobbs
  • Aston Villa have literally metaphorically had their pants pulled down -- Dion Dublin
  • I might play in shorts, but I wear the pants. -- LeBron James
  • If one studies too zealously, one easily loses his pants. -- Albert Einstein
  • You don't wear pants that tight unless you got balls. -- Seth Green
  • Anybody else wanna pee their pants and cry for mommy? -- James Dashner
  • I've never been a shirt-off, pants-off kind of comedy guy. -- Jason Sudeikis
  • Why would people spend good money to have my pants? -- Shawn Ashmore
  • Oh, the joys of baseball, manly men in tight pants. -- Carolyn Hart
  • being sixteen in the pants I died full of questions -- Anne Sexton
  • I want to catch Mr Whitlam with his pants down. -- Malcolm Fraser
  • If the Devil's in yer pants make cheese with him. -- Jason Kravits
  • You have to unzip your heart before you unzip your pants. -- Mark R. Woodward
  • Every rock song is some variation of 'Pull down your pants' -- Bruce Springsteen
  • Comedy is tragedy standing on its head with its pants down. -- Chris Crutcher
  • Women are responsible for the people in the family having pants. -- Heidi Julavits
  • T-shirt and stretchy pants? Yup, that's fine. It's pajama-y, good night. -- Rebecca Romijn
  • I mean, even in these snow pants,check out my ass. -- Jennifer Echols
  • I haven't tucked a sock in my pants for three years. -- Hilary Swank
  • I'm a pants girl. I just feel more comfortable in them. -- Dree Hemingway
  • Look at the ex-demon with his big boy pants on now. -- Rob Thurman
  • They asked me for some collateral and I pulled down my pants. -- Bob Dylan
  • A day without newspapers is like walking around without your pants on. -- Jerry Coleman
  • I don't wear small shoes, or tight pants that squash your balls. -- George Harrison
  • I don't understand capri pants. They seem like neither here nor there. -- Jesse Eisenberg
  • An embellished top with slim pants is great, even for a wedding. -- Brad Goreski
  • Humor is merely tragedy standing on its head with its pants torn. -- Irvin S. Cobb
  • The entirety of the world's knowledge is in your pants right now. -- Jay Baer
  • God is in my head, but the devil is in my pants. -- Jonathan Winters
  • The hottest thing in the world is to wear pants with stockings. -- Diana Vreeland
  • My favorite outfit is baggy black corduroy pants and a baggy T-shirt. -- Cameron Russell
  • Politics is everywhere.. it is in your shirt.. in your pants.. everywhere. -- Rahul Gandhi
  • I will now make a scorpion appear in Osama bin Laden's pants -- David Copperfield
  • I met this gangster who pulls up people's pants. Name's Wedgie Kray. -- Tim Vine
  • Never take a job where winter winds can blow up your pants -- Geraldo Rivera
  • My father used to wear the same pants for like a week. -- Adam Sandler
  • Listen honey, would I lie to you to get in your pants? -- Frank Zappa
  • You want The Next Big Thing? Let me take my pants off! -- John Cena
  • Youve just got to go with what you have in your pants. -- Nicolas Colsaerts
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