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You bet your Grannie's Panties I will. -- Kim Harrison
Panties aren't the greatest thing in the world, but they're next to them. -- Jerry Lawler
It's a trip but it hasn't crossed over to the point where women are throwing their panties at me. -- Taye Diggs
I can't do the same thing every night, the same gestures... it's like putting on dirty panties every day. -- Brigitte Bardot
I have had someone ask me to sign their 'Team Taylor' panties. She wasn't a teenager. She was in her 40s. -- Taylor Lautner
What's the worst that can happen? If it doesn't do well I can put on my big girl panties, deal with it and move on. -- Halle Berry
If you're doing Plyometrics you can jump higher and run faster and your heart and lungs are going to kick the panties off of anybody else that tries to get out there without it. -- Tony Horton
I can't possibly get into your knickers. -- Jack McConnell
Why don't I just hand you my panties and be done with it. -- Susan Elizabeth Phillips
Don't get your panties in such a twist... and give me back mine. -- E. L. James
Lust: Which senator once reached for a handkerchief in his pocket and proceeded to wipe his brow with a pair of women's panties? -- Brad Meltzer
Why do I want my wife to show off her panties when the wind blows? Horses show their behinds, and cows and mules, not humans -- Muhammad Ali
I hate when women compare men to dogs. Men are not dogs. Dogs are loyal. I've never found any strange panties in my dog's house. -- Wanda Sykes
A thong. God bless the thong. He hooked his fingers in the silk sides and tugged, rolling the silk down her legs until it hit the floor, his favorite place for panties. -- Jill Shalvis
Sometimes I didn't even feel like getting out of bed. I took to wearing my days-of-the-week panties out of order. It could be Monday and I'd have on underwear saying Thursday. I just didn't care. -- Sue Monk Kidd
For women... bras, panties, bathing suits, and other stereotypical gear are visual reminders of a commercial, idealized feminine image that our real and diverse female bodies can't possibly fit. Without these visual references, each individual woman's body demands to be accepted on its own terms. We stop being comparatives. We begin to be unique. -- Gloria Steinem
Matt?" "Yeah?" "You okay?" "Working on it." His voice sounded unusually tight. "I thought you said you did this a lot." "Yeah. I do. But apparently not with anyone I'm wildly attracted to." This caused certain reactions in her body that were best not experienced in mixed company. "It's just panties," she finally whispered. "And they're really great panties," Matt agreed. "But it's not the panties, Amy. It's you. -- Jill Shalvis
I can't believe I gave my panties to a geek. -- Molly Ringwald
Pull up your big girl panties and just do it. -- J.R. Ward
Bones leaned back, studying me. I felt so self-conscious. If only I had a shield of makeup, some perfectly arranged hair... and oh yeah. Some panties. -- Jeaniene Frost
I grew up with the mindset that when you get home from work, you go to dinner and watch a movie. I don't want to be going to a club and taking off my panties. -- Blake Lively
I don't actually go to that many conferences. I do that a couple of times a year. Normally, I am not recognized; people don't throw their panties at me. I'm a perfectly normal person sitting in my den just doing my job. -- Linus Torvalds
Why, so you can charm my panties off again? -- Jill Shalvis
Girls throw their panties on the stage, but rarely if ever do they fit. -- Emo Philips
Thomas has the kind of whiter-than-white boyish grin that makes women's panties spontaneously evaporate. -- Jim Butcher
I didnt wear the pink panties because I didnt want America going crazy with excitement. -- Charles Barkley
Mum, Vitali just sent me a text, would you pass me a new pair of panties. -- David Haye
If you come home with your panties still on, I am never speaking to you again. -- Janet Chapman
He just gotta give me that look When he give that look Then the panties comin off off -- Nicki Minaj
Onstage I've been hit by a grapefruit, beercans, eggs, spit, money, cigarette butts, Mandies, Quaaludes, joints, bras, panties, and a fist. -- Iggy Pop
I wasn't surprised to find myself in the back of Mr. Klein's store, wearing only my undershirt and panties, surrounded by sable. -- Amy Bloom
Panty Melter: an exceedingly rare species of man blessed with so many desirable attributes he effortlessly gains access into a girl's panties." -- Tracy Brogan
When you get inside go change into something loose and baggy. And for all that's holy, please wear panties and a bra. -- Abbi Glines
Ellen Cherry was from the south and had good manners. She didnÂ´t have any panties on, but she had good manners. -- Tom Robbins
Limp Bizkit Ice Cream would taste like the sweetest pair of panties in the world. It would taste like sushi. Sushi or panties. -- Fred Durst
Flannel shirts should be outlawed for ex husbands; I realize this now. Flannel shirts are to women what crotchless panties are to men. -- Suzanne Finnamore
I'm secure enough in myself to wear panties with bows on them. Besides, they are comfy and soft." "I bet." He almost purred. I gulped. -- Ilona Andrews
Man, my girl is one tough chick when she wants to be. I wonder if it has something to do with those big, comfy granny panties she's got on. -- Simone Elkeles
You might want to put some clothes on' suggested Jace 'I'm all for the bra and panties look, but you don't want the Silent Brothers to die of excitement -- Cassandra Clare
Why don't I just give you a pair of my panties to hang around your neck? Then whenever you feel jealous, you can wave them at whoever's pissing you off. -- Jeaniene Frost
It's two o'clock in the morning, they're not going to get any nooky anyway, so this one guy and the guy with the t-shirt guy started sniffing the girls panties. -- Frank Zappa
Nothing can burst your fatherly bubble faster than hearing your daughter come home from a date and saying: 'Some nights I don't know why I even bother to wear panties'. -- David Henry
I just elbowed the pretty blonde he'd been speaking to aside and slapped my panties on his chest. "As soon as I saw you", I purred, "I knew I wouldn't be needing these"! -- Jeaniene Frost
I'm Larry David. I happen to enjoy wearing women's panties. -- Larry David
My dandy voice makes the most anti-choice granny's panties moist, -- MC Paul Barman
What in the name of Hitler's panties and matching bra set was she talking about? -- Louise Rennison
Hard, you know what I'm thinking, took the panties off and the pussy wasn't stinking. -- Eazy-E
I slipped myself some pink Xannies/And danced around the house in all-over print panties. -- Tyler, The Creator

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