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Do you think pandas know they're Chinese and they're taking the one child policy a bit too seriously? -- Jim Jefferies
Those Grizzlies are more like pandas. -- Charles Barkley
Men look like pandas when they try and put make-up on. -- Adam Ant
Met someone who works at the zoo. Apparently the panda is a nasty animal. -- Dov Davidoff
Summit meetings tend to be like panda matings. The expectations are always high, and the results usually disappointing. -- Robert Orben
We use pandas and eagles and things. I'd love to see a wilderness society with an angry-looking wolverine as their logo. -- E. O. Wilson
I'm not one of those actors who romanticizes his trials working out and brags that he can bench press a panda now. -- Ryan Reynolds
In the game of life, less diversity means fewer options for change. Wild or domesticated, panda or pea, adaptation is the requirement for survival. -- Cary Fowler
It's like the panda, they say that's dying out. But what do they do? When you see them they're just sitting in the jungle eating -- Karl Pilkington
I couldn't have invented crisps. ... I don't really want to be known as the man who invented crisps. ... I invented apples. ... I invented pandas, and caps. I invented soil. -- Noel Fielding
I thought the secret of life was obvious: be here now, love as if your whole life depended on it, find your life's work, and try to get hold of a giant panda. -- Anne Lamott
Physically he was the connoisseur's connoisseur. He was a giant panda, Santa Claus and the Jolly Green Giant rolled into one. On him, a lean and slender physique would have looked like very bad casting. -- Craig Claiborne
A bunch of money-grubbin', greenhouse-gasing, seal-clubbing, oil-drilling, Bible-thumping, missile-firing, right-to-life-ing, lethal-injecting hypocrites. People whose idea of a good time is strapping a dead panda to a Lincoln Navigator and running over everybody in the gay parade. -- Richard Jeni
Despite what you may have been taught about Indians or Africans or ancient Celts, poor people are terrible stewards of their environment. For instance, if my kid were starving to death, I would happily feed her fresh panda. -- Jonah Goldberg
There are a lot of movies that take place internationally, like Kung Fu Panda portraying a little bit of China, and Ratatouille portraying a little about Paris, but it's hard to find a movie that portrays Rio or Brazil. -- Carlos Saldanha
There's no point bleating about the future of pandas, polar bears and tigers when we're not addressing the one single factor that's putting more pressure on the ecosystem than any other, namely the ever-increasing size of the world's population -- Chris Packham
The sad thing about destroying the environment is that we're going to take the rest of life with us. The bluebirds will be gone, and the elephants will be gone, and the tigers will be gone, and the pandas will be gone. -- Ted Turner
Americans love marriage too much. We rush into mariage with abandon, expecting a micro-Utopia on earth. We pile all our needs onto it, our expectations, neuroses, and hopes. In fact, we've made marriage into the panda bear of human social institutions: we've loved it to death. -- Barbara Ehrenreich
One of the most jolting days of adulthood comes the first time you run out of toilet paper. Toilet paper, up until this point, always just existed. And now it's a finite resource, constantly in danger of extinction, that must be carefully tracked and monitored, like pandas? -- Kelly Williams Brown
If you can unify the public mind saving an iconic species like the tiger, like they did with the panda, that means you have to protect their habitat and everything that they hunt. And that means saving massive, thousands of acres for them to be able to roam and breed. So it's more of a land effort. -- Leonardo DiCaprio
The way I paint is similar to rock in that you don't stand around and say, 'Gee, what are they talking about?' Rock is simple, blunt, colorful. Same with my paintings. You don't stand back and wonder what it is. That's Jim Morrison, that's a panda, that's a scene on the West Coast. It's not abstract. -- Grace Slick
I'm really into pandas right now. They're really scratching an itch for me. They're so goddamn cute. -- Nick Kroll
Every time I mention her, Magnus says, "Are you two getting along?" in raised, hopeful tones, like we're endangered pandas who need to make a baby. -- Sophie Kinsella

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