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  • Bill Clinton's foreign policy experience stems mainly from having breakfast at the International House of Pancakes. -- Pat Buchanan
  • My favorite health club is the International House of Pancakes -- Lewis Black
  • I certainly don't sit around in the morning making pancakes listening to Whitehouse or anything. -- Thurston Moore
  • The laziest man I ever met put popcorn in his pancakes so they would turn over by themselves. -- W. C. Fields
  • I used to work at The International House of Pancakes. It was a dream, and I made it happen. -- Paula Poundstone
  • Once, in Australia, I ate 33 pancakes in 20 minutes, and I only did it because they said a girl could never enter the competition. -- Olivia Wilde
  • I have no idea what that is, but yawn, anyway, just on principle. Eat up. Pancakes is brain food. Apparently not grammar food. Wow.You college girls are mean. -- Rachel Caine
  • Breakfast is my specialty. I admit it's the easiest meal to cook, but I make everything with a twist, like lemon ricotta pancakes or bacon that's baked instead of fried. -- Hugh Jackman
  • I wish I was a guy who could have pancakes and bacon and cheesy eggs, but I'd curl up and pass out. I gotta start healthy or I'll be off the rails all day. -- Donnie Wahlberg
  • The sexy magazine in Britain in that time was called Club International. Club International: It was about as international as the International House of Pancakes. It should have been called Naked Cockney Girls with Scurvy. -- Craig Ferguson
  • For Sunday breakfast, I make orange and ricotta pancakes, crepes and eggs. You know men, we usually go for breakfast because it's the easiest thing to cook and then we try to make it seem fancy. -- Hugh Jackman
  • I'm a breakfast type of guy. Don't get me wrong. I can cook, I'm kinda nice on the burner, but I enjoy making breakfast. I do it all... Scrambled eggs... French toast... Pancakes... Breakfast is my thing. -- Ja Rule
  • Women always try to see the one good part of The Weird Guy because the dating landscape is so bleak. Women will say, 'He's very odd, but he likes to cook. He's creepy, but he makes good pancakes!' -- Zoe Lister-Jones
  • Waffles are like pancakes with syrup traps -- Mitch Hedberg
  • There is hardship in everything except eating pancakes. -- Charles Spurgeon
  • A waffle is like a pancake with a syrup trap. -- Mitch Hedberg
  • Everything can have drama if it's done right. Even a pancake. -- Julia Child
  • Griddle cakes, pancakes, hot cakes, flapjacks: why are there four names for grilled batter and only one word for love? -- George Carlin
  • I can no more understand the totality of God than the pancake I made for breakfast understands the complexity of me -- Donald Miller
  • I make the best pancakes you'll ever have! And I claim that title gladly. On Saturdays I make them for everybody. -- Gloria Estefan
  • I think children are like pancakes: You sort of ruin the first one, and you get better at it the second time around. -- Kelly Ripa
  • Watching a woman make Russian pancakes, you might think that she was calling on the spirits or extracting from the batter the philosopher's stone. -- Anton Chekhov
  • It probably goes without saying that I enjoy the potato pancakes, delicious hams and so forth that maddeningly turn up at this time of year. -- Fred Melamed
  • I remember when I was a kid I used to come home from Sunday School and my mother would get drunk and try to make pancakes -- George Carlin
  • Drama is very important in life: You have to come on with a bang. You never want to go out with a whimper. Everything can have drama if it's done right. Even a pancake. -- Julia Child
  • I can still memory - taste the fresh buttermilk pancakes and hot buttermilk biscuits - both made with lard! - that were cooked on the top, or in the oven, of that ancient iron stove. -- Vernon L. Smith
  • I don't know what it is about food your mother makes for you, especially when it's something that anyone can make - pancakes, meat loaf, tuna salad - but it carries a certain taste of memory. -- Mitch Albom
  • I thought English is a strange language. Now I think French is even more strange. In France, their fish is poisson, their bread is pain, and their pancake is crepe. Pain and poison and crap. That's what they have every day. -- Xiaolu Guo
  • I have people in my life, of course. Some write; some don't. Some read; some don't. Some stare vacantly into space when I talk the geeky talk and walk the geeky walk, but they make killer chocolate chip pancakes and so all is forgiven. -- Rob Thurman
  • My absolute favorite meal in Nashville is sweet-potato pancakes at Pancake Pantry. -- Taylor Swift
  • When I get the chance to make my favorite breakfast on the weekend, I often choose to make pancakes. -- Marcus Samuelsson
  • I love pancakes, and I actually do love healthy stuff. Like, I love gluten-free or whole-wheat pancakes. Breakfast is my favorite meal. -- Ashley Tisdale
  • I think children are like pancakes. You sort of ruin the first one, and you get better at it the second time around. -- Kelly Ripa
  • My father would often work all night and sleep during the day, so for us, dinner might be pancakes, and breakfast might be beef stroganoff. -- Ahmet Zappa
  • As is always the way with pancakes, the first hotcake to come out of the pan will probably be a bit misshapen. Just scoff it, and carry on with the rest. -- Yotam Ottolenghi
  • People are so used to eating terrible pancakes, no matter how you mess up, they're going to be great. And if you make fresh orange juice, they'll be over the moon. -- Ruth Reichl
  • Most people only use their griddles for pancakes, but you can sear vegetables like sliced zucchini or mushrooms, thinly sliced meats like chicken or pork, or thinly sliced fish or squid. -- Jose Andres Puerta
  • And indeed, I am a warmhearted and thoroughly domestic man who gets up and makes pancakes for his children and kisses them on the head when he sends them off to their day. -- Justin Cronin
  • I always make my favorite pancakes with milk, and I also add some fruit - like a banana or apple with some cinnamon sprinkled on top. I also sometimes put peanut butter on my pancakes! -- Gabriela Isler
  • I didn't leave home until 27. I was an only child raised in Philadelphia by my mother and grandmother. My grandmother controlled the stove. She made a lot of potato meals - mashed potato, potato souffle, potato pancakes. When we didn't have electricity, we ate romantically by candlelight. -- Jill Scott
  • Half the time on vacation, if I'm in a bikini, I allow myself - I eat, like, waffles and pancakes for breakfast, so that's me after, like, a big meal. I'm not the one that's like, 'Oh my gosh, I'm going to be on the beach.' -- Ashley Tisdale
  • When I was younger, on weekends, my mom would make us pancakes with our initials on them and then a tiny cup of coffee. I remember at 10 sneaking my own coffee and pouring a ton of sugar in and going up to the playroom and drinking it. -- Mary-Kate Olsen
  • Food is a huge passion of mine, and because I want to eat whatever I want, I run every morning, and then I do weights a few times a week. It's just how I can balance eating pancakes in the morning, a big burger for lunch, and then a fat steak and cheesecake at night. -- Matt Barr
  • My parents were out of town and sent me to stay at my grandma's house. That's where I learned how to make pancakes. I served them to all the old ladies who lived on her block. After the meal, they each left a $5 bill next to their plates. I thought, 'Hey, I'm onto something here.' -- Bill Rancic
  • I work out Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday; take Thursday off; then I work out Friday and Saturday. So sometimes I'll eat whatever I want on Thursday, like a big breakfast of pancakes and bacon and eggs and stuff. You can eat a big, hearty breakfast because you're going to burn off most of it during the day anyway. -- Mark Wahlberg
  • I do two cups of coffee with a little bit of raw sugar and soy creamer, and then I do a bowl of plain oatmeal with walnuts and blueberries. Now, if I could do what I really wanted to do with my life, every morning I would have a salami-and-cheese omelet with hash browns and a buttermilk biscuit - and pancakes. But my heart would explode. -- Ike Barinholtz
  • cozy+smell of pancakes-alarm clock=weekend -- Amy Krouse Rosenthal
  • You know what really fries my Puerto rican pancakes? -- Mark Gungor
  • If you want pancakes for breakfast, offer to help make them. -- Cynthia Lewis
  • Just 'cause you pour syrup on something doesnt make it pancakes -- Samuel L. Jackson
  • I wanna get a little drunk, but I also want some pancakes. -- Dave Attell
  • So it's a yes, then?" To blue-corn pancakes or being your girlfriend? -- Alyson Noel
  • I don't have to tell you I love you. I fed you pancakes. -- Kathleen Flinn
  • Love is such an arbitrary thing. I love my mom. I love pancakes. -- Doug Stanhope
  • No matter how flat you make your pancakes, it still has two sides. -- Daniel Tosh
  • And because Scarlet loved pancakes...That's what he would do. Make pancakes and flee. -- Chelsea Fine
  • Someone who eats pancakes and jam can't be so awfully dangerous. You can talk to him. -- Tove Jansson
  • Now I'm heading home for a nooner, which is what I call having pancakes for lunch. -- LIZ
  • One can't be too dangerous, if they like to eat pancakes. Especially with jam on it. -- Tove Jansson
  • I pet my cat like a guitar, but I hold him like a stack of musical pancakes. -- Jarod Kintz
  • So you're a dom, huh? Nice." I stabbed my pancakes again. "Kinky." "You're the one who ties people up, babe. -- Lilith Saintcrow
  • Plus, in one of his e-mails, the guy said he didn't like pancakes. What kind of asshole doesn't like pancakes? -- A. J. Jacobs
  • It was like the way you wanted sunshine on Saturdays, or pancakes for breakfast. They just made you feel good. -- Sarah Addison Allen
  • We are Muslims. My father would pawn off his Muslim in-laws as Hindus just so that he could get free pancakes. -- Aasif Mandvi
  • A sweet kiss on her head made her little heart swell; she had pancakes, her dog. She had love. All was well. -- Renata Bowers
  • One of my daughters told me the other day, "Kevin Hart is funnier than you, Daddy." I told her, "Does Kevin Hart make you pancakes?" -- Chris Rock
  • I don't do drugs. Because my grandmother raised me. I think like an old, black, Southern woman. If I'd have done coke, I'd probably be cooking pancakes. -- Paul Mooney
  • But unfortunately, when you have a kid, you sometimes eat everything they leave behind. So far today I've had some of her leftover pancakes with peanut butter. -- Joely Fisher
  • Charles preferred his deer to taste like meat and his pancakes to look like pancakes. Brother Wolf thought he was too picky. Brother Wolf was probably right. -- Patricia Briggs
  • Whatever's happening," she said, eventually, "it can all be sorted out." She saw the expression on my face then, worried. Scared even. And she said, "After pancakes. -- Neil Gaiman
  • If I'm going to feel estranged and alienated and away from home I don't want anyone interrupting it to debate which berries to have in their pancakes. -- Rick Moody
  • One week I'll get pancakes at Bongo Room, the next week I go to Kuma's Corner. But I always end up at Coldstone. I love ice cream. -- CM Punk
  • I order various types of breakfast and lunches. I do not just come in and order hamburgers all the time. I order the specials, pancakes, bacon and eggs. -- John Brady
  • I love adventurous travel. I also love pancakes, and making pancakes for other people. You would definitely find me in the airy treetop as opposed to below ground. -- Kate DiCamillo
  • My name is actually Polish. It's my husband's name. Most people say 'Zaw-stak,' but it's 'Show-stack,' like you're going to a show, eating a stack of pancakes. -- Stephanie Szostak
  • Would you like some more pancakes?" Annie asked. I could tell that Annie was a smart girl. I hate to eat on the job. But I must keep up my strength. -- Marjorie Weinman Sharmat
  • The boy I just kissed is talking to my father. The boy I want to kiss again is waiting for my mother to serve pancakes. I must fight the urge to freak. -- David Levithan
  • Love is a bicycle with two pancakes for wheels. You may see love as more of an exercise in hard work, but I see it as more of a breakfast on the go. -- Jarod Kintz
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