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Listen - pacemaker, crash, stroke. What does it mean? God doesn't want me now. That's all. -- Kirk Douglas
We'll let our friends be the peacekeepers and the great country called America will be the pacemakers. -- George W. Bush
I have a pacemaker in, but it doesn't work very well, because every time I fart the garage door opens. -- Frank Carson
The doctor must have put my pacemaker in wrong. Every time my husband kisses me, the garage door goes up. -- Minnie Pearl
Under Medicare right now, I get paid to put a pacemaker in you, but I don't get paid to counsel you about end-of-life care. -- Richard Dooling
My next door neighbor just had a pacemaker installed. They're still working the bugs out, though. Every time he makes love, my garage door opens. -- Bob Hope
When we benefit from CT scanners, M.R.I. devices, pacemakers and arterial stents, we can immediately appreciate how science affects the quality of our lives. -- Brian Greene
I suspect the psychological pressure associated with that crisis caused the first mental blackout I had ever suffered. It contributed to a deterioration in my health that later required the insertion of a heart pacemaker. -- Kamisese Mara
At some point in every person's life, you will need an assisted medical device - whether it's your glasses, your contacts, or as you age and you have a hip replacement or a knee replacement or a pacemaker. The prosthetic generation is all around us. -- Aimee Mullins
This is the pain pacemaker. I've got a battery under my skin. From that battery are two electrodes that go into the spine where they cut bone away to accommodate it. Now I put on the power here. If I have the pain, the stimulator starts. It's tingling, like when your foot falls asleep, you know? -- Jerry Lewis

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