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  • President Reagan's one-liners were terrific. -- Geraldine Ferraro
  • I became a specialist at comedic one-liners. -- Lauren Hutton
  • I'm not too keen on jokes that are one-liners. I want the situation to be funny. -- Philippe Falardeau
  • Comedy ages quicker than tragedy, to the extent that we can't know if the 10 commandments may originally have been 10 hilarious one-liners. -- Arthur Smith
  • If you do weave one-liners into a story, you have to have an overall story as well, otherwise it doesn't really count as narrative. -- Tim Vine
  • I can't just say the words, do a lot of one-liners. I love each person I play; I have to be that person. I have to do him true. -- Richard Pryor
  • I'm slightly obsessed with drag queens and performers. Their quips and their one-liners, their style, their singing... I find it fascinating. And thoroughly entertaining. I'd love to play one. -- Russell Tovey
  • Winning supporters over can only really be achieved by what you do, not what you say. It's no use just smiling and shaking hands and getting quoted with witty one-liners. -- Randy Lerner
  • It never felt real to me. I never felt I had complete ownership over Bond. Because you'd have these stupid one-liners - which I loathed - and I always felt phony doing them. -- Pierce Brosnan
  • When I was in high school I saw Steven Wright, a brilliant one-liner comedian, and I thought: 'That's what I should do; I should write one-liners.' And I did. My first album is mostly one-liners. -- Mike Birbiglia
  • I did a play called 'On Golden Pond' in a dinner theater in Maine and then went to New York for a talent competition having put together a three-man juggling routine and some one-liners and I got myself an agent from that. -- Patrick Dempsey
  • Mike Myers as Austin Powers makes me laugh - that was genius - and Daffy Duck makes me laugh, but I like odd behavior. I don't like hip dialogue and one-liners and all that sort of cool, sophomoric comedy. It's just not for me. -- Nicolas Cage
  • One of the attractions of translating 'Heroes' is that it's not the kind of play that I write. If it had been, I probably wouldn't have wanted to translate it. There are no one-liners. It's much more a truthful comedy than a play of dazzling wit. -- Tom Stoppard
  • I think you often say more by saying less. And interestingly enough, I mean, Jesus really set the standard. I mean, he could say more with fewer words than anybody. Most of the parables were less than 250 words. And, boy, did he have some one-liners just packed with truth. -- Mark Batterson
  • The more you know about somebody's back story, the deeper you can delve into that well, and the more your comedic choices resonate full-body instead of just being quick, quippy one-liners that are just like a bunch of people trying to be clever. Because after a while, cleverness is just really obnoxious! -- Constance Wu
  • I'm not a confrontational person or comedian. I think we can explore more things if one of us is not fighting with the other. I take it easy. But I do like comedians who are very different from myself: I love dry comics with deadpan one-liners. I look on and think, 'That's amazing; why didn't I think of that?' -- Trevor Noah
  • No, and in fact I get a bit frustrated, because I'm actually quite good at one-liners, and I've had hundreds of them over the years, and they sink without trace, and I get very frustrated. Every party conference I really work on the speeches, and I always have two or three things I'm quite proud of, and no one ever remembers them. -- Vince Cable
  • People that do "bits" and "jokes" or "one-liners" are going by the wayside. -- Jay Mohr
  • Donald [Trump], is great at - at the one-liners, but he's a chaos candidate. -- Jeb Bush
  • Endeavors that help me satisfy you, my goddess of desire, pleasure, and corny one-liners. -- Sylvia Day
  • Jesus was a brilliant Jewish stand-up comedian, a phenomenal improviser. His parables are great one-liners. -- Camille Paglia
  • Lord, thy one-liners are as good as thy tricks. Thou art indeed an all-round family entertainer. -- Rowan Atkinson
  • People's expectations of what I'm capable of doing are very low. People have been used to hearing little one-liners and me play around. -- Nicki Minaj
  • If you're playing things sincere in a really absurd, heightened situation, you'll achieve comedy as opposed to just saying funny lines and one-liners and stuff. -- Jeff Baena
  • I think brilliant stuff comes out of working with limitations. One liners are very limiting, but that's what drew me to them in the first place. -- Anthony Jeselnik
  • I always love it whenever Rose delivers one of her witty one-liners"?particularly when it's a completely serious situation. The contrast always amuses me, but then, I'm biased. -- Richelle Mead
  • Evangelical agencies with ready funding may have too little depth and vision to cope with the current conflict. God's kingdom is built not on perpetual motion, one-liners, and flashbulbs but on Christ. -- Carl F. H. Henry
  • Donald [Trump] is great at the one-liners, but he's a chaos candidate, and he'd be a chaos president. He would not be the commander in chief we need to keep our country safe. -- Renee Montagne
  • Hold your horses. I'm coming."... "From where I'm standing you're just breathing laboriously." The snow swam out of focus. "Breathing hard. Are you coming or just breathing hard. You've got to get your one-liners straight. -- Ilona Andrews
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