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  • In a blind town, the one-eyed man is king. -- Ken Harrelson
  • Subjective artists are one-eyed, but objective artists are blind. -- Georges Rouault
  • In the land of the blind the one-eyed man is king. -- Efren Ramirez
  • In the kingdom of the blind, the one-eyed man is king. -- Desiderius Erasmus
  • An Englishman teaching an American about food is like the blind leading the one-eyed. -- A. J. Liebling
  • One-eyed Reuben 'Rooster' Cogburn is the role that finally delivered John Wayne his Oscar. -- Clive Sinclair
  • If you can do a half-assed job of anything, you're a one-eyed man in a kingdom of the blind. -- Kurt Vonnegut
  • The press is like any business. It's a group of really intelligent individuals that ends up being one slathering, one-eyed, drooling monster. -- Ben Folds
  • Among the blind the one-eyed blinkard reigns -- Andrew Marvell
  • Lloyd George is a one-eyed fellow in blinkers. -- Archibald Primrose, 5th Earl of Rosebery
  • Talk about handicap! I'm a one-eyed Negro Jew. -- Sammy Davis, Jr.
  • Like a one eyed cat peepin' in a seafood store. -- Big Joe Turner
  • Look how the blue-eyed violets glance love to one another. -- Thomas Buchanan Read
  • In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is king. -- Desiderius Erasmus
  • In the land of the blind, a one eyed man is king -- Michael Grant
  • In the country of the blind the one eyed man is king. -- Desiderius Erasmus
  • My handicap? Man, I am a one-eyed, black Jew! That's my handicap! -- Sammy Davis, Jr.
  • In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is stoned to death. -- Joan D. Vinge
  • In the country of the blind, the one-eyed king can still goof up. -- Laurence J. Peter
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  • The cross-eyed fool sees one lamp as two; The vision and the viewer are one -- Saraha
  • You have to carry so many archetypes as an actor, especially as a blonde-haired, blue-eyed one. -- Kristin Lehman
  • Who is king in the world of the blind when there isn't even a one eyed man? -- John Kenneth Galbraith
  • Man loves malice, but not against one-eyed men nor the unfortunate, but against the fortunate and proud. -- Martial
  • In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man will poke out his eye to fit in. -- Caitlín R. Kiernan
  • Poets, for example, are generally considered starry-eyed and sensitive, but only by those who have never encountered one. -- Craig Brown
  • It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye," Ferbus said too loudly. "Then it's one-eyed fun. -- Gina Damico
  • In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man will probably end up dating the best looking blind chick. -- Dana Gould
  • A one-eyed man is much more incomplete than a blind man, for he knows what it is that's lacking. -- Victor Hugo
  • Escape plan #5: Open an alpaca ranch in Texas, one that requires all blond-haired, brown-eyed, brainy girls to wear sexy cowgirl outfits. -- Richelle Mead
  • In the kingdome of blind men the one ey'd is king. [In the kingdom of blind men the one eyed is king.] -- George Herbert
  • The press is like any business. Its a group of really intelligent individuals that ends up being one slathering, one-eyed, drooling monster. -- Ben Folds
  • There are songs that come free from the blue-eyed grass, from the dust of a thousand country roads. This is one of them. -- Robert James Waller
  • In the land of the blind the one eyed man is king. In the darkness the man with a candle is an easy target. -- Michael Grant
  • There's really nothing but one audition for a Disney Channel movie that separates me from 2,000 other brown-haired, blue-eyed guys in L.A., you know? -- Zac Efron
  • Did you ever see a one eyed woman cry? You know the saddest thing about the woman, the tears don't come out just one eye. -- Gary B.B. Coleman
  • You know a one eyed woman, she do the best she can. She search the world over trying to find her a one eyed man. -- Gary B.B. Coleman
  • I've finally figured out what's wrong with photography. It's a one-eyed man looking through a little 'ole. Now, how much reality can there be in that? -- David Hockney
  • I didnâ??t realize that one tragedy can beget another, and another â?? bright-eyed disasters flooding out of a death hole like bats out of a cave. -- Karen Russell
  • In metropolitan cases, the love of the most single-eyed lover, almost invariably, is nothing more than the ultimate settling of innumerable wandering glances upon some one specific object. -- Herman Melville
  • In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is a hallucinating idiot...for he sees what no one else does: things that, to everyone else, are not there. -- Marshall McLuhan
  • Resignation, not mystic, not detached, but resignation open-eyed, conscious, and informed by love, is the only one of our feelings for which it is impossible to become a sham. -- Joseph Conrad
  • I commend you on all you've done for PETA, wrestling the one-eyed trouser snake with your bare hands, gently cuddling it in your arms, and nurturing it back to health. -- Sarah Silverman
  • Who wouldn't want to watch an averagely attractive guy kick a three legged, one eyed dog in the face as it urinates all over itself? The correct answer is no one. -- David Bowick
  • There's a one-eyed yellow idol to the north of Khatmandu, There's a little marble cross below the town, There's a broken-hearted woman tends the grave of Mad Carew, And the yellow god forever gazes down. -- J. Milton Hayes
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