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I've finally become an old guy. -- Anton Corbijn
I loved Allan Dwan. He was a tough old guy. -- Harry Carey, Jr.
Choreographers use me as the old guy who still dances. Not that I put on white tights. -- Mikhail Baryshnikov
I'm a product of good nutrition, cutting edge supplementation and hard training, and I'm an old guy. -- Warren Cuccurullo
Look, Orrin Hatch is not a bad guy. But he is an old guy, and he's a lifer politician. -- Scott Howell
I wanted to be that cranky old guy that stands on his porch and yells at the neighborhood kids. -- Robert Lansing
I'm that grumpy old guy yelling at all those pesky little Grizzly Bear fans to get offa my lawn. -- Chuck Eddy
I don't want to sound like the old guy, but cynicism is a potential danger. It colors our way of looking at the world. -- Bob Newhart
I still feel like an immature idiot inside, but I look in the mirror and - as a friend of mine once said- this old guy keeps getting in the way. -- Ray Romano
They often ask me to shoot for them. But I say no. I think an old guy like me ought not take pages away from young photographers who need the exposure. -- Helmut Newton
I had to audition for the part of Jnior, and I wanted the role terribly because I knew it was a great character. This guy is a wonderful, funny, mean old guy. -- Dominic Chianese
I was involved in the robbery for a purpose, and that was because I knew somebody who could drive a diesel train. I was responsible to take along this old guy who could drive the train. -- Ronald Biggs
I'm an old guy, so I started out playing 'Pong' with my brothers, and 'Mario Bros.' and whatnot. But we really got involved and got intense when 'Tecmo Super Bowl' came out. That's when we really started playing video games, and it got intense. -- Kevin Dillon
I think I'm a much better father as an older man than I was with my first kids. Occasionally, I have to yell at the little guys, but they don't take me seriously. 'Listen to the old guy,' they say. 'Isn't he great? He's mad.' -- Kris Kristofferson
At the risk of sounding like that old guy in 'Gran Torino' telling those 'young punks' to 'get off my lawn,' it's gotten to the point that whenever I hear somebody talking about Twitter or twittering or tweeting, it just makes my little tummy want to hurl. -- John Ridley
I'm an old guy. I don't hustle and I don't bustle. So sometimes you're behind, but that's okay. Your peace of mind is more important. I have seen the people who hustle and bustle, and they are already gone, at a young age. They could have enjoyed life. -- Kumar Pallana
The BBC is the greatest broadcaster in the world. It's the standard that everyone measures themselves against. If we lose the BBC, it won't be quite as bad as losing the royal family, but an integral part of this country will have gone. But then, I'm an old guy. -- Terry Wogan
If there is a public perception at all, they see the producer as a big old guy who smokes a cigar and has lots of money and lots of power. That's not what a producer is and, if it ever was what a producer was, it certainly hasn't been for a long time. -- Marshall Herskovitz
I'm officially near-famous. If you've got four year old kids and you've got cable, then you've got no choice but to know who I am. But if you're one of my peers - a 26-year old guy who lives in Manhattan - you have no idea who I am. I'm only famous if you're four. -- Steve Burns
One of my earliest memories is my father telling me to behave because I'm about to meet and work with the greatest actor of all time. Then this old guy comes out and I was like, 'Pfff, he doesn't look anything like Luke Skywalker, I don't know what my dad is trying to tell me here.' -- Sean Maguire
Yes, e-commerce is a strange situation for an old guy like me. You can buy a TV online, OK, but to buy a dress or shoes? Ugh. The customer has to go back to the store and breathe and smell and have a good time. Because shopping is a good time - like going to a nice restaurant. -- Max Azria
It sounds strange to say it, but you can be in a war zone and have a lot of fun. Even though war is essentially pain on all sides, human beings have the capacity to enjoy themselves. The soldiers are mostly young people, full of enthusiasm and energy, and that's an exciting thing for an old guy like me. -- Bruce Cockburn
I always wanted to be a comedic actor - that's what I wanted from the job - to do comedy and to create my own comedy. But I still love doing stand-up and will probably be doing it forever. I'd love to be an old guy who can't really walk, can't really stand-up, and I have to sit on the stool and tell jokes. -- Adam DeVine
My biggest complaint about drivers out in the country has tended to be that they're not in a great hurry to get where they're going. This is particularly true of old men wearing hats. If you get behind an old guy wearing a hat on a winding road, you might as well just phone ahead on your cell and tell your friends you're going to be late. -- Linwood Barclay
I'm an old-school guy. -- LaDainian Tomlinson
I'm an old-fashioned guy. -- Demian Bichir
I'm an old-school type of guy. -- Kevin Durant
I'm kind of an old-fashioned guy. -- Joe Arpaio
Most people don't see Hamlet as an old bald guy. -- Joss Whedon
I'm a regular guy; I like well-defined outlines. I'm old-fashioned, bourgeois. -- Italo Calvino
I am a pretty tough guy. I'm an old hockey player. -- Jim Flaherty
I'm an old-school guy. I don't try to be too flashy. -- Dany Heatley
There's something profoundly disturbing about watching an old guy eat a sandwich. -- Dana Gould
I'm old school. I'm not the fastest guy or the quickest guy. -- James Harden
I'd rather get to the 70-year-old guy who's got plenty of cash. -- Bernie Ecclestone
Some old guy once said that the meaning of life is that it ends. -- Lee Child
God, I'm just a fat bald guy, 60 years old, singing the blues, you know? -- Joe Cocker
I'm a 50 year-old guy and I'm not in shape like I was when I was 30. -- Richard Gere
The first guy who lays a finger on this blind old man is fined fifty bucks! -- Gene Mauch
There's no such thing, of course, as an old-fashioned gay guy. They're the most decadent people. -- Norm MacDonald
I see a guy getting old. I try to not look in the mirror too much. -- Mark Wahlberg
You get too old to lose. When you were a young guy, you bounced back from losses. -- Bill Parcells
I guess I'm the only guy old enough to figure him (Nolan Ryan, 1-Hitter Game in 1991) out. -- Dave Winfield
Hopefully I'm not a grumpy old guy sitting in the corner, yelling at people and demanding things. -- George W. Bush
Since I was 15 years old, all I wanted was to find the guy I was going to marry. -- Ali Larter
My father was, like, the token bad white guy in all the old Jackie Chan/Bruce Lee films. -- Celina Jade
I don't think a party can aspire to be the majority party if it's the old white guy party. -- Jeb Bush
You could tell he (President Ronald Reagan) was an old radio guy. He never once looked at the television monitor. -- Harry Caray
If you want to see what I'll look like as an old guy, check out any recent photo of me. -- Dana Gould
A guy may wear a suit and have a high-paying job and appear very mature, but essentially, he's a 14-year-old boy. -- Rainn Wilson
Wisdom isn't an old guy on top of a mountain in a loin cloth. It isn't an answer. It's a question. -- Billy Connolly
I'm probably a monster-of-the-week guy, and that comes back down to my old favorite show, which as a kid was always Scooby-Doo. -- Rhys Darby
Once someone gave me a picture and I wrote 'Do good in school.' I looked up and the guy was 78 years old -- Casey Stengel
I'm kind of old-fashioned, so I think the guy should always be the one to call. The girl just answers Or doesn't answer -- Hillary Scott
I'm kind of old-fashioned, so I think the guy should always be the one to call. The girl just answers... Or doesn't answer. -- Hillary Scott
Peter is an old friend. I'm heartbroken, but he's also a tough guy. I'm counting on him getting through this very difficult passage. -- Tom Brokaw
My plan is to have a theatre in some small town or something and I'll be manager. Ill be the crazy old movie guy. -- Quentin Tarantino
Forgiveness doesn't sit there like a pretty boy in a bar. Forgiveness is the old fat guy you have to haul up a hill. -- Cheryl Strayed
Some guy said to me: Don't you think you're too old to sing rock n' roll? I said: You'd better check with Mick Jagger. -- Cher
Today Mitt Romney is 68 years old. It's kind of sad, a 68-year-old guy with no job, no future - wait a minute, that's me. -- David Letterman
When you're 20 you can put a ton of old-age prosthetics on and be an old guy, but when you're 70 you can't play a 20-year-old. -- Bob Odenkirk
Tradition or not, I sometimes thought putting children on an old guy's lap was already creepy enough. We didn't need to mix alcohol into it. -- Richelle Mead
I'm an Old Media guy. I don't have a website; I don't Twitter. I love magazines, yet I love video games. It's a strange disconnect. -- Tom Bissell
I'm the guy who gets uncomfortable. That's why I was able to write 'The 40-Year-Old Virgin' and 'Knocked Up.' I believe in those guys. -- Judd Apatow
I'm an old-fashioned guy... I want to be an old man with a beer belly sitting on a porch, looking at a lake or something. -- Johnny Depp
Wow, Johnny. I send you out for reinforcements and you come back with an old man, a nerd and this little hobbit guy. Great job. -- Pittacus Lore
The mustache represented the old John; I didn't want to be that guy anymore, so I shaved it off. It was ritualistic in a way. -- John Oates
I'm not a real smart guy. But I've got enough brains to realize that when I'm 60 years old and play a sport, that it's downhill. -- Lee Trevino
I'm OK with being the Old Spice Guy because before I was the Old Spice Guy I was the guy looking for work on his couch. -- Isaiah Mustafa
The rest of the guys in Sabbath became boring old farts, and there I was, this crazy guy, still into wrecking hotel rooms and having parties. -- Ozzy Osbourne
You think of 'Outlaw Josey Wales,' you immediately think of the old Indian guy, Sondra Locke, the old lady with the glasses, beautiful old actress. -- Ben Mendelsohn
I talked to a guy who has old cars, and there are parts that don't exist any more. So he makes radio dial knobs for obscure cars. -- Bre Pettis
The only way woman can truly be completely satisfied is to get herself four different men--an old one, an ugly one, a Mandingo, and a gay guy. -- Steve Harvey
You can draw Family Guy when you're 10 years old. You don't have to get any better than that to become a professional cartoonist. The standards are extremely low. -- John Kricfalusi
An alcoholic 47-year-old woman with teenagers who thinks a guy in his mid-20s is a good prospect as a partner definitely has some judgment and character flaws. -- Emily Yoffe
When little old ladies recognize a guy who was Mr. Olympia, that's saying something. That means I've been able to cross lines as far as marketability is concerned. -- Lee Haney
I have an easy tendency to stumble and fall, which is not a good thing in an 84-year-old guy, so when I brush my teeth, then I do balancing exercises. -- Walter Mischel
There's nothing worse than watching an old wrinkly guy going, 'Hey, baby.' You're like, 'Dude, that's lame.' It's cool to fall in love and grow old with someone. -- Pete Wentz
Of course, anybody's who's 26 years old will probably say, "Of course the old guy would say that." But wait until you're 45 or 46 years old. See how you feel about it then. -- Thomas Haden Church
I'm a 50-year-old guy making music for over 20 years. I've been writing songs since I was 20, so it's really been 30 years, and it's always been personal, but I've always told stories. -- Art Alexakis
I'm a mix of a 14-year-old high schooler and a 60-year-old guy. It can never fall into the 30s or the 40s. It has to be 100 percent 60 or 100 percent 14, no in between. -- Kanye West
We get these questions a lot from the enterprising young. It's a very intelligent question: You look at some old guy who's rich and you ask, 'How can I become like you, except faster?' -- Charlie Munger

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