Old Girlfriend quotes:

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  • I do not have a 24-year-old girlfriend. I have another life altogether. -- Jens Lehmann
  • Happiness is when you see your husband's old girlfriend and she's fatter than you. -- Croft M. Pentz
  • It's weird, I never wish anything bad upon anybody, except two or three old girlfriends. -- Carrot Top
  • I'd like to sing you a song now about my old girlfriend. It's called "They'll Find Her When the Leaves Blow Away 'Cause I'm Not Raking 'Til Spring." -- Steven Wright
  • Just the very thought of someone my age going to visit old girlfriends had instant appeal.Even women think, 'That would be interesting.' Not comfortable, but interesting. It is not a comfortable film at any point. -- Bill Murray
  • I got married. My wife changed her name. I know some women have a problem with that. But I wanted her to have my old girlfriend's name. So call me old-fashioned, but this fella does what the Bible tells. -- Jim Gaffigan
  • It's so weird to say this about the icon and legend that is Cher, but she's like an old girlfriend. We still talk all the time. She's an incredible person personally and professionally, giving such amazing advice, stories for days, been there done that. She's one of a kind. -- Christina Aguilera
  • My girlfriend is named Lynn. She spells her name "Lynn". My old girlfriend's name is Lyn, too, but she spells it "Lyn". Every now and then I screw up, I call my new girlfriend by my old girlfriend's name, and she can tell because I don't say "n" as long. -- Mitch Hedberg
  • Hey, I liked my idea of bringer her along, but you already vetoed that idea, so now I'm resorting to Plan B, which is to interrogate her. And I am really looking forward to it. I used to play a game called interrogation with one of my old girlfriends where we-" "That's enough." Cinder raised her hand, silencing him. -- Marissa Meyer
  • Yeah, that's exactly what I want. To help my girlfriend get her old boyfriend back. -- Richelle Mead
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