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Old Care has a mortgage on every estate, And that's what you pay for the wealth that you get. -- John Godfrey Saxe
I'm just a little old cartoonist, tryin' to make a buck. -- Walter Lantz
We're the perfect combination. Colonel's an old carny, and me, I'm off the wall. -- Elvis Presley
I don't even like old cars. I'd rather have a goddam horse. A horse is at least human, for God's sake. -- J. D. Salinger
"Isn't it fun getting older?" is really a terrible fallacy. That's like saying I prefer driving an old car with a flat tire. -- Katharine Hepburn
I find people interesting. People trying hard are interesting. People with a passion are interesting - whether its old cars or taxidermy or knitting. -- Clare Balding
I have a very tiny house in Burbank. I drive an 8-year-old car. I'm gonna drive it into the ground. I enjoy what I enjoy. -- Patton Oswalt
When you do try to picture the boys who do ask you out, they're absolutely featureless, like old carvings eroded by centuries of rain and wind. -- Mary Karr
My commitment to stand behind Datsun gained the trust of dealers and sold cars. My motto was: Dealers make money first, and then we make money. -- Yutaka Katayama
I like old cars, old watches, anything with a vintage, antique kind of a feel to it. I'm just more in tune with that than anything else. -- David Boreanaz
When I first came to Nashville, people hardly gave country music any respect. We lived in old cars and dirty hotels, and we ate when we could. -- Loretta Lynn
Never trust a mechanic who drives new cars. They're either charging too much money for their work, or they can't keep an old car running - maybe both. -- Patricia Briggs
Great Powers of falling wave and wind and windy fire, With your harmonious choir Encircle her I love and sing her into peace, That my old care may cease.... -- William Butler Yeats
I have one car that works; it's fast and safe: an Audi 5. And I have two old cars that never work: an old Peugeot convertible, and an Alfa Romeo Giulia. -- Daniel Bruhl
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White people made up the n-word, they knew about racial jokes before anybody, and in their old movies and old cartoons they made fun of everybody, especially black folks. Racial jokes were not new to them. -- Paul Mooney
And now that thou art lying, my dear old Carian guest, A handful of grey ashes, long, long ago at rest, Still are thy pleasant voices, thy nightingales awake; For Death, he taketh all away, but them he cannot take. -- Callimachus
I drive old cars, all my Patagonia clothes are years and years old, I hardly have anything new. I try to lead a very simple life. I am not a consumer of anything. And I much prefer sleeping on somebody's floor than in a motel room. -- Yvon Chouinard
I told my wife I'm afraid to go back to the doctor because I'm afraid they're going to look at you and say: 'ma'am, just sell him for parts. It's like that old car that as soon as you fix one thing, something else goes out on it. -- Bill Engvall
The only big things I've purchased are my dad's heart valve and a Rolls-Royce for my parents, for their anniversary. And that was only because my dad had a Lady Gaga license plate on our old car and it was making me crazy because he was getting followed everywhere, so I bought him a new car. -- Lady Gaga
I've always saved. I believe in keeping money back for a rainy day and living within my means. I don't buy expensive clothes; I have a 10-year-old car I'm hoping to replace when a big job comes in. I suppose when we do go on family holidays, I am quite happy to spend when we are there. -- Sanjeev Bhaskar
[On George H.W. Bush:] A man who wishes to lead the Western world should be able to find the right words, string them together in coherent sentences, and steer them to an intelligible conclusion. His sentences have the stuttering start of an old car on a cold morning. They never run smoothly. The only speech part that he has mastered completely is the non sequitur. -- Mary McGrory
I've always wanted an old Vette... like, a '67 Stingray is the car I'd want. -- Kevin Dillon
I found the key to the universe in the engine of an old parked car. -- Bruce Springsteen
I like Stevie Wonder. I usually wind up playing the same old tapes in the car. -- Elton John
My dad was old school Jewish. Not do your taxes Jewish - steal your car Jewish. -- Dov Davidoff
I'd kind of like to have a classic old muscle car. I think that would be fun. -- Brooke Burke
I'm driving my old car until I'm on a first name basis with the low tow truck drivers! -- Michelle Singletary
I was 16 years old, driving to LA, and sleeping in my car, just trying to make it happen. -- Nick Cannon
Third box car, midnight train, destination Bangor, Maine. Old worn out suit and shoes, I don't pay no union dues. -- Roger Miller
I've been car crazy my whole life, since I was nine years old. It's just something I'm very aware of. -- Jerry Seinfeld
I have an old car that I've rebuilt myself - a 1973 Dodge Challenger - and I also have a 1967 Pontiac GTO. -- Jonathan LaPaglia
Suppose I lay down on the pavement and you run over me a few times with my own car...just for old times. -- Janet Evanovich
And I, stepping from this skin Of old bandages, boredoms, old faces Step to you from the black car of Lethe, Pure as a baby. -- Sylvia Plath
I put a new engine in my car, but forgot to take the old one out. Now my car goes 500 miles per hour. The harmonica sounds amazing -- Stephen Wright
I put a new engine in my car, but forgot to take the old one out. Now my car goes 500 miles per hour. The harmonica sounds amazing. -- Steven Wright
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Take any two-year-old through a car wash and their skulls are blown. FLAPS! FOAM! ROLLING THINGS! It's the closest they'll ever get to being inside a working spaceship. -- Drew Magary
I've got two old Volvos, two old Subarus, and an old Ford Ranger. If you've got an old car, you've gotta have at least several old cars, 'cause one's always gonna be in the garage. -- Rip Torn

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