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Money was invented as a lubricant for the barter system, but we're way overdue for a lube and oil change. -- Daniel N. Robinson
I'm remembering how this works. How life doesn't have to be only anxiety about what's gone wrong or could go worng, and complaints about the world around you. How a person you're excited about can remind you there's stuff going on beyond... routine oil changes and homework. Stuff that matters. Stuff to look forward to. -- Sara Zarr
It's not an if - we're going to have to change. Oil is simply going to be gone. -- Dennis Weaver
I like cars. I know some things. I can change my own car and battery and change my own oil. -- Natalie Martinez
Barack Obama now says he is open to offshore oil drilling. So, apparently, when he promised change, he was talking about his mind. -- Jay Leno
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The government may change faces from time to time, but it's not like we fight wars for democracy - we fight wars for capitalism and for oil. -- Woody Harrelson
It is fairly well-known what has been behind that climate change denial in America: vast sums pumped into an ignorance industry by the oil and gas lobbies. -- Naomi Wolf
Just because i know how to change a guys oil doesn't mean i want to spend the rest of my life on my back, staring up his undercarriage. -- Janet Evanovich
We girls should have to change a tire or take a 'change your oil' class in high school instead of taking home economics, because we'd benefit from that. -- Teri Hatcher
I'm no mechanic but I can change my oil and I know what to do when I get a flat tire and I can hot-wire it in an emergency. -- Amber Heard

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