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Odd how the creative power at once brings the whole universe to order. -- Virginia Woolf
Odd, the way the less the Bible is read the more it is translated -- C. S. Lewis
Odd how we focus on studying wars at at school to form our 'education'. No wonder we know so little about making and forging peace as adults. -- Rasheed Ogunlaru
Odd thing about death ... it reaffirms life. -- Rita Mae Brown
Odd that we think definitions are definitive. -- Larry Wall
Odd that a thing is most itself when likened -- Richard Wilbur
All coincidences are Odd. That's what makes them coincidences. -- A. Lee Martinez
It's Charley's Aunt and The Odd Couple rolled into one. -- Allan Carr
Odd's fish, m'dear! The man can't even tie his own cravat! -- Baroness Orczy
Britney: You in a fight? Odd: No, It's an employment-related fork wound. -- Dean Koontz
The wives of Spartans are the secret pillars of the world."--Odd Thomas -- Dean Koontz
We have always found the Irish a bit odd. They refuse to be English. -- Winston Churchill
You know an odd feeling? Sitting on the toilet eating a chocolate candy bar. -- George Carlin
Odd as this might sound, I suppose I'm glad you're here, Jacob. [Edward Cullen] -- Stephenie Meyer
Odd how much it hurts when a friend moves away- and leaves behind only silence. -- Pam Brown
Odd things happen in New York, which is why it's such a great source of stories. -- Sophie Blackall
Lil B opened up the floodgates for Odd Future, and now rap has a huge Internet culture. -- Earl Sweatshirt
I always find beauty in things that are odd and imperfect - they are much more interesting. -- Marc Jacobs
All my legitimate jobs were embarrassing. I used to be stock boy at an Odd-Lot, making $35 a day. -- Method Man
Round numbers beg to be negotiated, usually by counteroffer round numbers. Odd numbers sound harder, firmer, less negotiable. -- Mark McCormack
Odd how clear it suddenly became, once a person had died, that the body was the very least of him. -- Anne Tyler
The American has dwindled into an Odd Fellow,-one who may be known by the development of his organ of gregariousness. -- Henry David Thoreau
Odd things happen to all of us on our way through life without our noticing for a time that they have happened. -- James M. Barrie
Odd that I couldn't catch any of your dream," Bones went on. "Normally your dreams are like background music to me. -- Jeaniene Frost
Everyone seems to be running against a liar, but nobody seems to be one. Odd - I mean, the math doesn't work out. -- Meg Greenfield
Odd how often blood is shed to obtain freedom from those in power. Oppressors must be the most insecure people in the world. -- Neil deGrasse Tyson
I got brown sandwiches and green sandwiches. Its either very new cheese or very old meat. - Oscar Madison, from The Odd Couple -- Neil Simon
Odd that the future should be so difficult to bring into focus when the past, uninvited, offered itself up so easily for inspection. -- Richard Russo
Odd as it may seem, I am my remembering self, and the experiencing self, who does my living, is like a stranger to me. -- Daniel Kahneman
As an Odd-Fish, it is not my job to be right,' said Sir Oort. 'It is my job to be wrong in new and exciting ways. -- James Kennedy
Duty doesn't need to call; it only needs to whisper. And if you heed the call, no matter what happens, you have no need for regret." Odd Thomas -- Dean Koontz
Odd how it was so easy for a stranger to assume such familiarity. Especially when those who were supposed to know you best often didn't, not at all. -- Sarah Dessen
Money is only useful when you get rid of it. It is like the odd card in 'Old Maid'; the player who is finally left with it has lost. -- Evelyn Waugh
Odd, isn't it? You know when your birthday is, but not your death day, even though you pass the date year after year, never suspecting that some day"¦ -- Mary Downing Hahn
I am like that guy on the 'Odd Couple,' and it is not the neat guy. I go into my room and find pieces of pizza under the laundry. -- Rick Majerus
Odd, isn't it, that a thief and a vagabond should repent, when so many who are rich and secure remain hard and frivolous, and without fruit for God or man? -- Gilbert K. Chesterton
It's odd the things that people remember. Parents will arrange a birthday party, certain it will stick in your mind forever. You'll have a nice time, then two years later you'll be like, 'There was a pony there? Really? And a clown with one leg?' -- David Sedaris
Your problem is how you are going to spend this one odd and precious life you have been issued. Whether you're going to spend it trying to look good and creating the illusion that you have power over people and circumstances, or whether you are going to taste it, enjoy it and find out the truth about who you are. -- Anne Lamott
The truth will make you odd. -- Judy Blume
You have to be odd to be number one. -- Dr. Seuss
A poem should be odd as a small cast-iron platypus. -- Dean Young
I'm odd looking. Sometimes I think I look like a funny muppet. -- Angelina Jolie
The odd thing about people who had many books was how they always wanted more. -- Patricia A. McKillip
What an odd thing a diary is: the things you omit are more important than those you put in. -- Simone de Beauvoir
I mean your borrowers of books - those mutilators of collections, spoilers of the symmetry of shelves, and creators of odd volumes. -- Charles Lamb
The promoters of the global economy...see nothing odd or difficult about unlimited economic growth or unlimited consumption in a limited world. -- Wendell Berry
In Vegas, I got into a long argument with the man at the roulette wheel over what I considered to be an odd number. -- Steven Wright
Books may look like nothing more than words on a page, but they are actually an infinitely complex imaginotransference technology that translates odd, inky squiggles into pictures inside your head. -- Jasper Fforde
It has long been my belief that everyone's library contains an Odd Shelf. On this shelf rests a small, mysterious completely unrelated to the rest of the library, yet which, upon closer inspection, reveals a good deal about its owner. -- Anne Fadiman
I really think I write about everyday life. I don't think I'm quite as odd as others say I am. Life is intrinsically, well, boring and dangerous at the same time. At any given moment the floor may open up. Of course, it almost never does; that's what makes it so boring. -- Edward Gorey
If it's all instruction, you get annoyed with it and bored, and you stop reading. If it's all entertainment, you read it quite quickly, your heart going pitty-pat, pitty-pat. But when you finish, that's it. You're not going to think about it much afterward, apart from the odd nightmare. You're not going to read that book again. -- Margaret Atwood
You say freak, I say unique. -- Christian Baloga
I'm a lion in a strange land. -- Criss Jami
All things are strange which are worth knowing. -- Catherynne M. Valente
No other foreskin could have caused such trouble. -- Peter Manseau
You have to be odd to be number one -- Dr. Seuss
Every villain is a hero in his own mind. -- Tom Hiddleston
Creative people are often found either disagreeable or intimidating by mediocrities. -- Criss Jami
I keep odd hours. I keep them stuffed under my mattress. -- Jarod Kintz
When you make weirdness into a puzzle to be solved, you make LOST -- Joseph Fink
I am an artist you know ... it is my right to be odd. -- E.A. Bucchianeri
Being weird adds spice to life. Having weird friends just deepens the flavor -- Jayelle Cochran
More I get to know people, the more I tend to end up odd. -- Mustafa SULTAN
It must be an odd person indeed that can say for certain they are normal. -- Initially NO
If someone invented a thermometer that measured weirdness, it would probably melt under my tongue. -- Dean Koontz
The problem is normal was'nt in my DNA. I was destined to be forever freakish. -- Julie Hockley
I always find beauty in things that are odd & imperfect - they are much more interesting. -- Marc Jacobs
I loved her as long as a midget. It was gruesome, and then I grew some. -- Jarod Kintz
When people say there is no place like home, the first to agree are the homeless. -- J.R. Rim
First of all, I think it's odd that people who cover politics wouldn't have any political views. -- Nate Silver
I didn't tell her that death lies dormant in each of us and will bloom in time. -- Dean Koontz
Science is always discovering odd scraps of magical wisdom and making a tremendous fuss about its cleverness. -- Aleister Crowley
You don't get explanations in real life. You just get moments that are absolutely, utterly, inexplicably odd. -- Neil Gaiman
Do something: be it good or evil, if they ask why you did it, tell them you're different. -- Michael Bassey Johnson
I listened in on a KKK rally but all I could hear was a bunch of white noise. -- Rick Silber
When I smell small, my nose gets clogged up. Think what would happen if I whiffed medium or large. -- Jarod Kintz
In those moments it's hard to remember that an angry voice is an invisible thing incapable of drawing blood. -- Amanda Howells
To me, beer tastes like piss. Maybe that's why I only enjoy it in the shower with my uncle. -- Jarod Kintz
Just picked up a black pair of scissors thinking they were my glasses. That definitely would't have enhanced my eyesight. -- Phil Lester
It was odd to see her stepping out of that gloomy place, like a pearl coming out of an oyster. -- Sarah Waters
An anomaly has his own ambitions. You can try reasoning with him, but that's like using money to bribe a beast. -- Criss Jami
What is a genius? A person who demands little to nothing from others, but is often found extremely difficult to have around. -- Criss Jami
My love is like the shape your mouth makes while you whistle. Would you mind if I accompanied you on my harmonica? -- Jarod Kintz
Love knows no boundaries. I wish I would have known that before I hired a cartographer to map out my romantic territory. -- Jarod Kintz
The funny thing about the heart is a soft heart is a strong heart, and a hard heart is a weak heart. -- Criss Jami
My love for you would blot out the sun like a cloud made out of yogurt. I hope you brought a spoon. -- Jarod Kintz
I'm so scared of commitment that I even hate stickers. I mean, once they're stuck, that's it. No going back now. Stupid stickers. -- Kaine Andrews
If what you create seems to turn out much stranger than who you are as a person, it's probably because your heart is talking. -- Criss Jami
Once i watched you wake up, you had the same frown. "When one gets up, there is a moment when everything looks odd and strange. -- Sachin Kundalkar
I am attracted to certain types of people: the outrageous, outstanding and the one's pegged as odd. The 3 O's remind me not to be ordinary. -- Wendo.L.
When I have bad days, I just eat lots of chocolate ice cream and dance to the 'Lion King' soundtrack. It's really odd, but it's true. -- Blake Lively
People say that if you want to get over someone you should think about them sitting on a toilet, but that only makes me want them more. -- Charli Frisky
...only think a moment that we are here now, and that that was then, and it has come to this, and how odd, odd, odd it is! -- John Crowley
I guess they often cast me as the bad guy, because I'm not, er, conventional looking. I look sort of violent. I'm the odd one out, the outsider. -- Willem Dafoe
There is an odd mix of permeability and impermeability in the Net. You won't be able to communicate with everyone, and not every application will be accessible to everyone. -- Vint Cerf
When your head is about to explode, you shouldn't dare call in a psychiatrist because you're about bringing new ideas to world that will later label you a freak. -- Michael Bassey Johnson
I told the waitress I wanted some coffee. She asked if I wanted leaded of unleaded, so I had to leave the restaurant, because I quit drinking gasoline years ago. -- Jarod Kintz
When you are convinced that what you offer is yours, whether it be mediocre or of standard quality, your originality will make people love you in a way you did not expect. -- Michael Bassey Johnson
I don't see myself as beautiful, because I can see a lot of flaws. People have really odd opinions. They tell me I'm skinny, as if that's supposed to make me happy. -- Angelina Jolie
She looked at me for a second and said, "Oh, never mind. I guess it's true what Mom said? That you've led a sheltered life?"I said I thought the description fairly apt. -- Susan Hubbard
We no longer know each other. Hell, I barely know myself these days. I brush my teeth and look in the mirror and think, Who is this guy taking care of my oral hygiene? -- Jarod Kintz
He had a new girl, and I told him she looked like Marilyn Monroe. He smiled because he thought I meant she was beautiful, and I smiled because I meant she looked like a corpse. -- Jarod Kintz
For some odd reason, I like a man in sweatsuits. Obviously, you want your man to look good in a suit, but I like when men look comfortable, and the swagger just stands out of that. -- Lauren London
When I am battered and oppressed by the world that humanity has made - which is difference from the world that is was given - my primary defense, my consolation, is the absurdity of that world -- Dean Koontz
Christopher throws dandelion head after dandelion head into his bag. It's getting heavy now and his fingers are stained from the work but there are still so many left to kill. His biggest mistake is giving them names. -- Brian Martinez
People can waste a large amount of their time trying to be accepted by people. Sometimes, God meant for you not to fit. You never know, you may hold the unique perspective that when voiced or demonstrated will change generations. -- Shannon L. Alder
Hey, Ms. P," Tad called, "what's going on?"She let out a slow breath before she answered. "You won't believe this... Brian Murrey tried to eat Scott Morgan."Nick's eyes widened at the unexpected explanation. Had he heard that right? -- Sherrilyn Kenyon
For now. But if I ever decide you're useless, you are a dead man."To be killed by you is to be desired more than a life excluded from your service."Bravo." Her Imperial Viciousness laughed with genuine feeling. "Bra-vo! -- Frank Beddor
I feed my kids organic food and milk, but I've also been known to buy the odd Lunchable. My kids are not allowed to watch TV during the week, but on weekends even the 2-year-old veges out to 'The Simpsons.' -- Ayelet Waldman
Someday when peace has returned to this odd world I want to come to London again and stand on a certain balcony on a moonlit night and look down upon the peaceful silver curve of the Thames with its dark bridges. -- Ernie Pyle
Mike Myers as Austin Powers makes me laugh - that was genius - and Daffy Duck makes me laugh, but I like odd behavior. I don't like hip dialogue and one-liners and all that sort of cool, sophomoric comedy. It's just not for me. -- Nicolas Cage
A dessert to a deserter in the desert burst, "You trust your thirst. And you are too hot! You scream for ice cream. And believe it or not, I may not be your first. But I might be your lust! Give it a shot... -- Ana Claudia Antunes
Of all individuals, the hated, the shunned, and the peculiar are arguably most themselves. They wear no masks whatsoever in order to be accepted and liked; they do seem most guarded, but only by their own hands: as compared to the populace, they are naked. -- Criss Jami
It might be odd for people to hear this, but honestly, you know, when you're on stage, I don't think people realize how grueling eight shows a week is. And as far as jobs go, being a Broadway actor, it's hard. It's fun, but it's hard. -- Will Chase
I always wear roller skates when I ride my bicycle. The more wheels the better, and that's what makes me a better lover. You know you want to go for a spin. I'll bring the record player, if you bring 1982 and her little sister, Elton John. -- Jarod Kintz
I hate people saying anything stupid. I don't really suffer fools very well at all. When people are acting like idiots, not that I'm not guilty of doing the odd idiotic thing myself from time to time, but when people say stupid things, it stresses me out. -- Joshua Jackson
Quiet people always know more than they seem. Although very normal, their inner world is by default fronted mysterious and therefore assumed weird. Never underestimate the social awareness and sense of reality in a quiet person; they are some of the most observant, absorbent persons of all. -- Criss Jami
Everyone is living for everyone else now. They're doing stuff so they can tell other people about it. I don't get all that social media stuff, I've always got other things I want to do - odd jobs around the house. No one wants to hear about that. -- Karl Pilkington
There can be no assumption that today's majority is 'right' and the Amish and others like them are 'wrong.' A way of life that is odd or even erratic but interferes with no rights or interests of others is not to be condemned because it is different. -- Warren E. Burger
You know, I never really paid attention to sports, which, coming from the mecca of football in Texas, is kind of odd. I played sports, but I was nerdy. Having a single mother, the pressure was on me to get good grades and a scholarship and go to college. -- Sarah Shahi

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