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  • Oatmeal tastes so good on its own, you don't even need to add sugar. -- Kristin Chenoweth
  • As a kid, I got three meals a day. Oatmeal, miss-a-meal and no meal. -- Mr. T
  • Oatmeal is a cheap and healthy breakfast. -- Marcus Samuelsson
  • You have to eat oatmeal or you'll dry up. Anybody knows that. -- Kay Thompson
  • It takes only one bad amp to turn your ears to oatmeal: That's how old hippies became Yanni fans. -- Rob Sheffield
  • My wife gets pampered pretty well. She's had me trained since she was pregnant, when I started making her oatmeal with fresh berries every morning. -- Michael Weatherly
  • I always start my breakfast out with oatmeal, because it's full of vitamin D, it's a great carb, and you can get, like, some fun flavors in there. -- Gracie Gold
  • I am a believer in nutrient timing and supplementation, through 8Zone. I love eggs, apples, wild fish, leafy greens, brown rice, pasta, oatmeal, home grown Washington Potatoes, and cooking with coconut and olive oils. -- Apolo Ohno
  • I can't tell you enough about cinnamon. Cinnamon is an awesome spice to use and it goes great with something like apples in the morning or in a mixture of fruit or in your oatmeal or even in your cereal. -- Emeril Lagasse
  • I need to eat before a workout. If I exercise in the morning, I'll have a little oatmeal, cereal, or a hard-boiled egg with toast. If I go in the afternoon, I'll eat a turkey sandwich with cheese for lunch. -- Ana Ortiz
  • I start the day with oatmeal with vanilla almond milk. If I don't, I'm dying by noon and eating everything in sight. On-set, I avoid crap and pack soup and salad. I cook pork chops or turkey tacos for dinner. -- Kaley Cuoco
  • Cultivating literature as I do upon a little oatmeal, and driving, when in a position to be driven at all, in that humble vehicle, the 'bus, I have had, perhaps, exceptional opportunities for observing their mutual position and behaviour; and it is very peculiar. -- James Payn
  • I love my daughter, but she had me on couscous and fixed me pastas and made me eat oatmeal every morning and what else, turkey burgers, turkey bacon, and that kind of stuff. So she wants her dad to live a long time, and I do, too. -- Dusty Baker
  • On more than one occasion, the camera has cut to me after a break as I'm still trying to swallow the last bite of cookie. Those of you who have thought to yourselves, 'That guy talks like he has marbles in his mouth,' should know that they are not marbles, but oatmeal cookies. -- Lester Holt
  • I wasn't eating the right kinds of calories. I didn't know about healthy carbs such as brown rice and lentils. Now I eat small meals throughout the day: oatmeal with cinnamon to start, fruit and yogurt as a snack, and vegetables or with chicken or tuna, and a healthy carb, like a yam, for lunch. -- Alison Sweeney
  • Lisp has all the visual appeal of oatmeal with fingernail clippings mixed in. -- Larry Wall
  • ...now and then a giggling trail of mermaids appeared in our wake. We fed them oatmeal. -- Tove Jansson
  • The prayers we weave into the matching of socks, the stirring of oatmeal, the reading of stories, they survive fire. -- Ann Voskamp
  • Even if I'm gone all day, breakfast is the one meal I always cook for my kids. I make French toast, oatmeal, or an egg burrito. -- Gabrielle Reece
  • It's just the most amazing thing to love a dog, isn't it? It makes our relationships with people seem as boring as a bowl of oatmeal. -- John Grogan
  • I'm such a fitness freak that I eat so plain, it's gross. I have oatmeal in the morning and then I have chicken breasts and vegetables and spinach shakes. -- Jason Sellards
  • I eat cheese and salami and a lot of fried chicken. I eat a big bag of oatmeal-raisin cookies every night and I don't gain weight. I still look OK as long as I'm dressed. -- Ellen Barkin
  • I always like to start my morning with a good amount of fruit. I really like pineapple, particularly because of the enzymes that it has. Sometimes I have oatmeal. But if I'm feeling like I really want to be watching my weight more, then I definitely do a protein, like an omelet, scrambled eggs or some smoked salmon. -- Cynthia Nixon
  • Nice writing isn't enough. It isn't enough to have smooth and pretty language. You have to surprise the reader frequently, you can't just be nice all the time. Provoke the reader. Astonish the reader. Writing that has no surprises is as bland as oatmeal. Surprise the reader with the unexpected verb or adjective. Use one startling adjective per page. -- Anne Bernays
  • When I eat oatmeal, I'm hungry by 10 A.M., but pho is a great way to start the day. -- Tom Douglas
  • I'm such a fitness freak that I eat so plain, it's gross. I have oatmeal in the morning and then I have chicken breasts and vegetables and spinach shakes. -- Jason Sellards
  • Whether I'm on or off the field, I know the importance of getting enough sleep and starting the day with a wholesome breakfast like oatmeal made with milk and fruit. -- Andrew Luck
  • Breakfast is so important, so I'll make an omelet with cheese and deli meats, and then I'll eat muesli and yogurt mixed with fruit or oatmeal with fruit - and then a side of baked beans. -- Andrew Luck
  • My mom is very structured. She gets up, she does her prayers, and she eats her oatmeal with blueberries and Greek yogurt, and she has her prayer list, and she doesn't worry too much about things. -- Maria Bamford
  • Truthfully, everyone knows how to eat right. They know the difference between oatmeal and a jelly cream doughnut. They know how to walk. Everyone has this in their brain. When I started, we didn't have all this knowledge. -- Richard Simmons
  • I am a picky eater. By that I mean, I love to pick the raisins out of oatmeal raisin cookies, the chips out of chocolate chip cookies, the white side off of black and white cookies, and the vanilla center out of Oreos. -- Dylan Lauren
  • I love oatmeal. To me, it's not boring. I agree that ordinary oatmeal is very boring, but not the steel-cut Irish kind - the kind that pops in your mouth when you bite into it in little glorious bursts like a sort of gummy champagne. -- Alan Alda
  • Part of life and part of the enjoyment of life is a croissant and a chocolate cake and eggs and milkshakes and oatmeal. There's so many things, you have to learn to appreciate it all. When I don't eat as much as I should, I'm not fun to be around; I'm fussy. -- Nina Dobrev
  • There is no doubt that some plant food, such as oatmeal, is more economical than meat, and superior to it in regard to both mechanical and mental performance. Such food, moreover, taxes our digestive organs decidedly less, and, in making us more contented and sociable, produces an amount of good difficult to estimate. -- Nikola Tesla
  • To me, breakfast is my most important meal. It's often the meal you play a game on. I make sure I have oatmeal, milk, and fruit. It's the fuel you use to hopefully do your best, so eating right is a big part of being a professional athlete. I wish I paid more attention to it earlier in my life. -- Andrew Luck
  • I love oatmeal raisin cookies. -- Halston Sage
  • No money, holes in my socks, living off oatmeal. -- Donna Tartt
  • If you're craving oatmeal cookies, apple sauce won't do.. -- Eric Jerome Dickey
  • Bowl of oatmeal tried to stare me down... and won. -- John Prine
  • ... keeping her wild-honey-and-chamomile-soaked hair from falling into her oatmeal-and-yogurt face mask -- Emma McLaughlin
  • The word rattled in my head like rocks in an oatmeal box. -- Janet Fitch
  • Trying a case a second time is like eating yesterday morning's oatmeal. -- Lloyd Paul Stryker
  • I'm not much of cook, but I cook a mean bowl of oatmeal. -- Mahershala Ali
  • Fairy dust is very useful. I use it to turn oatmeal into cake. -- David Shannon
  • [I had a]...Second bowl of oatmeal. It was a little bit gloppy. -- Megan Whalen Turner
  • I like egg white omelets with veggies, or oatmeal with almonds and fruit. -- Vanessa Hudgens
  • When a man diets, he eats oatmeal in addition to everything else he usually eats. -- E. W. Howe
  • I am forbidden sugar, fat, and alcohol. So hooray, I guess, for oatmeal, lemon juice, and chicken soup. -- Mason Cooley
  • There's an oatmeal cookie in there. I see no reason for the existence of oatmeal, particularly in cookies. -- Nora Roberts
  • I make love like a lump of cold oatmeal. I apologize if that mental image excites you and makes you hunger for me. -- Jarod Kintz
  • It is hard to convince people of this, but oatmeal truly is miraculous. It gives you an amazing amount of energy, like cocaine. -- Kelly Williams Brown
  • I feel better all day if I start off by eating healthy. Breakfast is simple: multigrain toast with natural peanut butter, oatmeal, yogurt, fruit, or healthy cereal. -- Natalie Morales
  • Life is lumpy. And a lump in the oatmeal, a lump in the throat, and a lump in a breast are not the same lump. One should learn the difference. -- Robert Fulghum
  • Usually I like to work out in the morning before I eat. After the workout, I like to eat a banana and definitely some oatmeal for a little bit extra boost. -- Kacy Catanzaro
  • Everyone can make scrambled eggs, Remy. It's programmed into you at birth, the default setting. Like being able to swim and knowing not to mix pickles with oatmeal. You just know. -- Sarah Dessen
  • I don't eat a lot of junk food anymore, but I sure remember it. I used to go through boxes of Little Debbies. I liked Star Crunch, and of course those oatmeal pies. -- CeeLo Green
  • I make myself a bowl of instant oatmeal, and then I don't do anything for an hour. Why do I need the instant oatmeal? I could get the regular oatmeal and feel productive. -- Mitch Hedberg
  • There's no dishonor in being forced by a superior power into slavery, but it is an eternal disgrace to voluntarily surrender one's liberty for a filthy bowl of oatmeal and promise of security by liars. -- Charley Reese
  • Battles that involve oatmeal are just never going to end up being historic, you know?" Jake went on. "Gettysburg? No major oatmeal involvement. The Battle of Midway? Neither side used oatmeal. Desert Storm? No oatmeal. -- Katherine Applegate
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