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Avoid fruits and nuts. You are what you eat. -- Jim Davis
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing. -- Redd Foxx
When I was losing, they called me nuts. When I was winning they called me eccentric. -- Al McGuire
And that movie was underrated - Nuts - because it deals with a terrible subject, but It's very well done. -- Eli Wallach
I've seen a look in dogs' eyes, a quickly vanishing look of amazed contempt, and I am convinced that basically dogs think humans are nuts. -- John Steinbeck
NRA - Nuts Running America. -- Huey Long
Nuts don't come in bunches. Only grapes do. -- John Sandford
Nuts they go, macadamia they go so ballistic, whoa. -- Eminem
Paradoxes only stump sane people. Nuts have irrational on our side. -- Brian Spellman
My fans have designated themselves the, uh, 'Pine Nuts.' They're a nutty bunch. -- Chris Pine
Why would you try to kill this guy, Kevin? He's a genius. Nuts to your truce. -- John Green
That's right," said Eeyore. "Sing. Umty-tiddly, umty-too. Here we go gathering Nuts and May. Enjoy yourself." "I am," said Pooh. -- A. A. Milne
There is more simplicity in the man who eats caviar on impulse than in the man who eats Grape-Nuts on principle. -- Gilbert K. Chesterton
...they say [Finn] has tasted the Nuts of Wisdom." Elatha laughed. "Perhaps the Nuts of Wisdom will gird him against your sister. -- Holly Bennett
Great. Now I have to go back and tell Haymitch I want an eighty-year-old and Nuts and Volts for my allies. He'll love that. -- Suzanne Collins
Peppermint swirled into my nostrils, sharp as glass, then raspberry almost to sweet, like too-ripe fruit. Apple, crisp and pure. Nuts, buttery, warm, earthy -- Maggie Stiefvater
Professional politicians like to talk about the value of experience in government. Nuts! The only experience you gain in politics is how to be political. -- Ronald Reagan
Jamie, you know, you could go clear around the world and still come home wondering if the tuna fish sandwiches at Chock Full O'Nuts still cost thirty-five cents. -- E. L. Konigsburg
At Baalbek Nuts I bought pistachios from the Lebanese owners, who answered my request for their thoughts on the war with the typically Lebanese response of no problem. It's a lie, as we all knew. -- Robert Fisk
I keep my family out of my public life because it can be an awful nuisance to them. What's my mother going to tell strangers anyway? That I was a cute baby and that she's terribly proud of me? Nuts. Who cares? -- Montgomery Clift
The reason it's called "Grape Nuts" is that it contains "dextrose," which is also sometimes called "grape sugar," and also because "Grape Nuts" is catchier, in terms of marketing, than "A Cross Between Gerbil Food and Gravel," which is what it tastes like. -- Dave Barry
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Eternity with Artemis?" He heaved a big sigh. Thalia rolled her eyes. "You satyrs. You're all in love with Artemis. Don't you get that she'll never love you back?" "But she's so"¦into nature," Grover swooned. "You're nuts," said Thalia. "Nuts and berries," Grover said dreamily. "Yeah. -- Rick Riordan
Hey Pudge," the Colonel said. "What do you think of a truce?" "It reminds me of when the Germans demanded that the U.S. surrender at the Battle of the Bulge," I said. "I guess I'd say to this truce offer what General McAuliffe said to that one: Nuts. -- John Green
Palestinian and Israeli leaders finally recover the Road Map to Peace, only to discover that, while they were looking for it, the Lug Nuts of Mutual Interest came off the Front Left Wheel of Accommodation, causing the Sport Utility Vehicle of Progress to crash into the Ditch of Despair. -- Dave Barry
I think everybody's nuts. -- Johnny Depp
Packer fans are nuts, man. -- Ray Nitschke
Conscience. That stuff can drive you nuts. -- Budd Schulberg
I'm a nut, but not just a nut. -- Bill Murray
I think being a little nuts is helpful. -- Carter Burwell
I was completely nuts for most of my life. -- Roseanne Barr
Because a lot of straight people think I'm nuts. -- Pia Zadora
Crazy people don't sit around wondering if they're nuts. -- Jake Gyllenhaal
God gives the nuts, but he does not crack them. -- Franz Kafka
A fanatic is a nut who has something to believe in. -- Dean Koontz
Today's mighty oak is just yesterday's nut, that held its ground. -- David Icke
When people pile seven things onto one burger, it drives me nuts! -- Bobby Flay
I'm tired of high policy talks. I want to focus on nuts and bolts. -- Dave Freudenthal
When you innovate, you've got to be prepared for everyone telling you you're nuts. -- Larry Ellison
Some of my friends said, 'You are nuts.' But I think I am right. -- George Nethercutt
I'm crazy, I'm nuts. Just the way my brain works. I'm not normal. I think differently. -- Justin Bieber
If your company has a clean-desk policy, the company is nuts and you're nuts to stay there. -- Tom Peters
I could write and help a lot of kids, or teach and help a few and go nuts. -- S. E. Hinton
The only thing I fear more than change is no change. The business of being static makes me nuts. -- Twyla Tharp
Inconsiderate, rude behavior drives me nuts. And I guess the inconsiderate rudeness of social ineptitude definitely fuels my work. -- Cindy Sherman
I'm nuts and I know it. But so long as I make 'em laugh, they ain't going to lock me up. -- Red Skelton
If my father's business hadn't gone broke, I'd be exporting nuts, bolts and sugar machinery right now. What an awful thought! -- Cesar Romero
Worldly riches are like nuts; many a tooth is broke in cracking them, but never is the stomach filled with eating them. -- Nachman of Breslov
There's a very fine line between a groove and a rut a fine line between eccentrics and people who are just plain nuts. -- Christine Lavin
Certainly adding fats in the form of oils is fattening and unhealthy, but naturally fat-rich foods like nuts and seeds have profound cardiovascular benefits. -- Joel Fuhrman
A charity donkey is where you sponsor a donkey in a sanctuary and give them three pounds a month to have some donkey nuts or something. -- Richard C. Armitage
If you cut off your arm instead of going 'spurt, spurt, spurt' wouldn't it, like, go nuts? Or would it go with the beat of your heart? -- Elijah Wood
You pay a certain penalty for going your own way. A lot of people think you're nuts, and you're not as popular with girls as you should be. -- Ray Bradbury
I am not this big celebrity, but it gets really crazy. You have to go through the nuts of blowing up, in a sense, and then figuring out how to live your life with that -- Vanessa Carlton
I built a steel plant from the grassroots, so I learned all the nuts and bolts. When there was a problem, I would be able to guide them, though I am not a technical person. -- Lakshmi Mittal
Seeds and nuts are indispensable for cardiovascular health. The protective properties of nuts against coronary heart disease were first recognized in the early 1990s, and a strong body of literature has followed, confirming these original findings. -- Joel Fuhrman
Now about those ghosts. I'm sure they're here and I'm not half so alarmed at meeting up with any of them as I am at having to meet the live nuts I have to see every day. -- Bess Truman
People wonder aloud about whether I am an okay mother. That is obviously painful because it's so important to me. It's hard to hear that people think I'm not a capable mother and a good person, that they just think I'm nuts. -- Angelina Jolie
I expect to see, on television, the porcine Governor of the State of Michigan decrying to the whole world that my client should be in jail for rendering kindness and compassion, primarily because the porcine Governor of the State of Michigan is a religious nut. -- Geoffrey Fieger
I eat nothing that's processed or refined - no high-fructose corn syrup, no sugar, no trans-fats. I eat a lot of fish and monounsaturated fats from olives, olive oil and nuts. A lot of organic, fresh fruits and vegetables. No bread. No gluten. No wheat. No rice. -- Dean Karnazes
Oh, who am I trying to kid? It's a madhouse. The minute those cameras go off, things just explode, everyone is just at each other in one way or another, in closets or cat fights here and there. It's nuts. You know, I can't be a part of it. -- Richard Dean Anderson
Right now I'd love to be sitting on a Greek island somewhere because of being Greek American, eating great octopus salad and some fantastic lamb. Or sipping a little ouzo. I think the Mediterranean diet is one of the healthiest... Lots of nuts, vegetables, fruits, fresh fish, lean meats, yogurt. -- Cat Cora
Repetition creates pattern. If I have a hundred of these, a hundred of those, it doesn't make any difference what these and those are. If I can repeat anything, I have the possibility of a pattern from hickory nuts and chicken eggs, shards of glass, branches. It doesn't make any difference. -- Dan Phillips
I was in the Pritikin Center in Santa Monica once, trying to lose 30 or 40 pounds in a month. I'd work... on a treadmill and with the weights, but it was driving me nuts. So I escaped. Tom Arnold picked me up and we went to Le Dome and had tons of desserts. -- Chris Farley
If I'm pushed, I'd also have to admit I don't like people with allergies. They just annoy me. There seems to be something far too self-centred about it. 'No thanks, I'm allergic.' Why not just say 'No thanks'? I wasn't asking for your medical history, I was just passing around the nuts. Trying to be friendly, that's all. -- Jack Dee
Playing nuts is a game like any other, neither better than tops, nor worse than cards. The game is played in various ways. There are 'holes' and 'bank' and 'caps.' But every game finishes up in the same way. One boy loses, another wins. And, as always, he who wins is a clever fellow, a smart fellow, a good fellow. -- Sholom Aleichem
There's a great metaphor that one of my doctors uses: If a fish is swimming in a dirty tank and it gets sick, do you take it to the vet and amputate the fin? No, you clean the water. So, I cleaned up my system. By eating organic raw greens, nuts and healthy fats, I am flooding my body with enzymes, vitamins and oxygen. -- Kris Carr
People think I'm nuts. -- Shirley MacLaine
Trust me, I am nuts! -- Cass van Krah
Wrangler butts drive me nuts. -- Cindy Gerard
Have nuts and be nuts. -- Criss Jami
Being nuts is its own reward. -- Roseanne Barr
Swimming in my Daddy's big nuts -- Grand Puba
Mellow nuts have the hardest rind. -- Walter Scott
... you're nuts but you're welcome here. -- Steve Martin
At least being nuts is being somewhere. -- Joanne Greenberg
I would rather be nuts than unattractive. -- Russell Smith
God often gives nuts to toothless people. -- Matt Groening
Man, that cat [Ornette Coleman] is nuts. -- Thelonious Monk
But she's a nut, and nuts win. -- Saul Bellow
Love your enemies and drive them nuts. -- Brother Dave Gardner
The noise is greater then the nuts. -- George Herbert
I want to cut his nuts off. -- Jesse Jackson
A lot of straight people think I'm nuts. -- Pia Zadora
My mom is the best. She's so nuts. -- Theo Rossi
Preaching grace produces fruit. Preaching law produces nuts. -- Steve McVey
Pistachio nuts, the red ones, cure any problem. -- Paula Danziger
If you think you've gone insane ... you're nuts. -- Stephen King
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I love playing strong women, even if theyre nuts. -- Karen Black
God prefers fruits of the spirit over religious nuts. -- Adrian Rogers
You try, you seem totally nuts, you go underground. -- Aimee Bender
I love playing strong women, even if they're nuts. -- Karen Black
I love nuts. I'm for nuts. I am nuts. -- Penn Jillette
Authors, he thought. Even the sane ones are nuts. -- Dan Brown
Some family trees bear an enormous crop of nuts. -- Wayne Huizenga
The movers and shakers have always been obsessive nuts. -- Theodore Sturgeon
A guy goes nuts if he ain't got nobody. -- John Steinbeck
Theres no guilt in eating fruits, vegetables, nuts and grains. -- Jane Velez-Mitchell
Most people are really nuts and that's fascinating to me. -- Johnny Depp
There's no guilt in eating fruits, vegetables, nuts and grains. -- Jane Velez-Mitchell
I am convinced that basically dogs think humans are nuts. -- John Steinbeck
People who don't have stories in their cultures go nuts. -- Rafe Martin
Any Michael Jackson song will make any dancer go nuts. -- Harry Shum, Jr.
How do you ask a woman to gargle your nuts? -- Aries Spears
That Obama I would like to cut his nuts off. -- Jesse Jackson
Yes, I-- I think I love her. Is that nuts? -- Richelle Mead
If there was a god, I'd still have both nuts. -- Lance Armstrong
I was nuts about Elvis, like every girl in America. -- Brenda Lee
People who're nuts never doubt their own sanity. (The Killer's Cousin) -- Nancy Werlin
Everyone, in some small sacred sanctuary of the self, is nuts. -- Leo Rosten
I'm 100 percent clean. I'm doing this off of nuts and bananas. -- Bernard Hopkins
Watching Fox, that's like watching the Cartoon Network. Fox is nuts. -- Jon Stewart
Hollywood is a peculiar beast - people in Hollywood are nuts. -- James Patterson
Your short-term memory really is shot! It must drive you nuts!! -- Richard Madeley
Ah, nuts. I'm an actor. I just do what comes naturally. -- Humphrey Bogart
I think that all creative people are a little bit nuts... -- Dolly Parton
My mother was pretty nuts, but she was also a character. -- Penny Marshall
Fresh October brings the pheasant, The to gather nuts is pleasant. -- Sara Coleridge
You don't have pressure on yourself to have to go nuts. -- John Calipari

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