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I do happen to love Honey Nut Cheerios. I don't know if I want to walk down to the store in my pajamas for them. But I do love them. -- Michael K. Williams
Nut cases only succeed in multiple killings when they can be confident their prospective victims are disarmed. -- Vin Suprynowicz
Teenagers falling off skateboards - funny. Nut shots - funny. Breaking wind - funny. The world cannot change those. Those three things are columns upon which humor is built. -- John Oliver
Nut shrugged. "Set had always been Set, for better or worse. But he is still part of our family. It is difficult to lose any member of your family . . . is it not? -- Rick Riordan
I racked my brain trying to remember the names of all of Nut's five children. Bit difficult without my brother, the human Wikipedia, around to keep track of such trivia for me. -- Rick Riordan
Not if we blow it up," Gale says brusquely. His intent, his full intent, becomes clear. Gale has no interest in preserving the lives of those in the Nut. No interest in caging the pray for later use. This is one of his death traps. -- Suzanne Collins
I'm a big Disneyland nut. -- John Lasseter
I'm a nut, but not just a nut. -- Bill Murray
I'm a nut case, but that is what I believe. -- Mike Tyson
I'm a conservative, but I'm not a nut about it. -- George H. W. Bush
Every nut who kills people has a Bible lying around. -- Penn Jillette
Today's mighty oak is just yesterday's nut, that held its ground. -- David Icke
Must is a hard nut to crack, but it has a sweet kernel. -- Charles Spurgeon
I'm a car nut. My father was a parts manager at a Chevrolet dealership. -- John Lasseter
In a good play every speech should be as fully flavored as a nut or apple. -- John Millington Synge
I think the average person thinks I'm a nut and I deserve whatever happens to me. -- Mike Tyson
I grew up as a photo nut. Every Christmas I would get a new camera. It's a huge part of my life. -- Kevin Systrom
I love Buster Keaton. I was a big fan of the stunt shows at Universal Studios. I'm a huge Cirque du Soleil nut. -- Neil Patrick Harris
When you hire me, you hire a nut who is going to work 24 hours a day for you and never, ever burn his audience. -- Howard Stern
The biggest problem was convincing my father that organic food was worth eating. All he could think of was the nut loaf with yeast gravy that my mother made in the Seventies. -- Nell Newman
Hollywood didn't know if I was an actor or a nut or if I was this crazy character I was playing. I had developed an image of being a little bit unusual, different and wild. -- Nicolas Cage
My point is that perceptual bias can affect nut jobs and scientists alike. If we hold too rigidly to what we think we know, we ignore or avoid evidence of anything that might change our mind. -- Martha Beck
I think America is a hard nut to crack. But once you get a toehold, it's a great place for an entrepreneur because people are so enthusiastic, and you have the most enthusiastic audiences in world. -- Simon Cowell
I couldn't care less about who sees my bits... My friends asked how I could do scenes like that and not get excited, but it wasn't like that. My bits looked the size of a cashew nut! -- Colin Farrell
All families had their special Christmas food. Ours was called Dutch Bread, made from a dough halfway between bread and cake, stuffed with citron and every sort of nut from the farm - hazel, black walnut, hickory, butternut. -- Paul Engle
My ship was also in better condition than when she sailed from Boston on her long voyage. She was still as sound as a nut, and as tight as the best ship afloat. She did not leak a drop - not one drop! -- Joshua Slocum
I'm a Scrabble nut, and I need something to do while I'm travelling. Scrabble keeps me occupied, I play against myself. I have a high score of 718 that I'm always trying to beat. I'm a good player. You don't want to play me for money, that's for sure. -- Suzi Quatro
I destroyed a lot of guitars trying to get them to do what I wanted, but I learned something from every guitar I tore apart, and discovered even more things. Things like if the string is not straight from the bridge saddle to the nut, you're going to have friction. -- Eddie Van Halen
I was a 'Laurel and Hardy' nut. I got to know Laurel at the end of his life, and it was a great thrill for me. He left me his bow tie and derby and told me that if they ever made a movie about him, he'd want me to play him. -- Dick Van Dyke
When people say, you know, 'Good teacher,' 'Prophet,' 'Really nice guy'... this is not how Jesus thought of Himself. So you're left with a challenge in that, which is either Jesus was who he said he was or a complete and utter nut case. You have to make a choice on that. -- Bono
I grew up in Texas, and people love their American-made muscle cars there. I grew up around people who loved cars and took care of cars and my dad's a big car nut, so I learned a little bit about cars - how to love them, most importantly. I think that from the time I could remember, I've always envisioned myself in a vintage muscle car. -- Amber Heard
I'm a lifelong Disney nut. -- Leonard Maltin
Be awesome! Be a book nut! -- Dr. Seuss
But she's a nut, and nuts win. -- Saul Bellow
A nut is someone whose noose broke. -- Joanne Greenberg
I am not a madman or a nut. -- Abdul Qadeer Khan
I'm a nut for Bach as a composer. -- Nina Simone
I'm conservative, but I'm not a nut about it. -- George H. W. Bush
My dad was just a big Joseph Campbell nut. -- Trey Parker
Actually, Ive been a fanatical health nut for five years. -- Jerome Hines
Whether it's a potato or a nut, it's a foodage! -- Karl Pilkington
The peanut is neither a pea nor a nut. Discuss. -- Mike Myers
He that would eat the nut must crack the shell. -- Plautus
My weakness is chocolate - especially butterscotch and nut varieties. -- Twiggy
I've traveled quite a lot and become a coffee nut. -- James Vincent McMorrow
Everybody prefers to see a nut - they're more fascinating. -- Penn Jillette
Actually, I've been a fanatical health nut for five years. -- Jerome Hines
The infinite possibilities. That's what used to do my nut in. -- Damien Hirst
I'm a health nut, but when I eat, I go hard. -- Kevin Hart
Well, I'm a tape-recording nut. I like to play my tapes. -- Tony Randall
A fanatic is a nut who has something to believe in. -- Dean Koontz
Warning: I may contain more than a trace amount of nut. -- Stephen Colbert
Why leave the nut you got for one you don't know? -- Loretta Lynn
There you have it: our lives in a nutshell. Emphasis on nut. -- James Patterson
I'm a hard nut to crack, and I take it standing up. -- Bram Stoker
In a nut shell, air travel is the worst part about touring. -- Eric Burdon
Six bucks and my right nut says we're not landing in Chicago. -- John Candy
Anything that can be put in a nut shell should remain there. -- Gregory David Roberts
There is nothing hard inside the olive; nothing hard outside the nut. -- Horace
Keith Richards outlived Jim Fixx, the runner and health nut. The plot thickens. -- Bill Hicks
I was worried about being the nut that ruined 40 years of Bond history -- Rick Yune
It was the first follower that transformed the lone nut into a leader. -- Derek Sivers
A large oak tree is just a little nut that refused to give up. -- David McGee
I'm a huge Disney nut. I have been since I was a little kid. -- Zachary Levi
Paul is a very creative artist but I'm more that thorough, meticulous, disciplined nut. -- Art Garfunkel
I was always - I was a movie nut. I lived in the movies, really. -- Robert Barry
I am a health nut and only do things that are good for my body. -- Miranda Kerr
What kind of crazy nut would spend two or three hours a day just running? -- Steve Prefontaine
Nobody can live in the past or the future without being something of a nut. -- Evelyn Nesbit
I thought I'd never do film, let alone television. I was a diehard theater nut. -- Robert Knepper
Ah, nut-brown partridges! Ah, brilliant pheasants! And ah, ye poachers!--'Tis no sport for peasants. -- Lord Byron
John Wayne is as tough as an old nut and as soft as a yellow ribbon. -- Elizabeth Taylor
I may be a nut, but I'm fastened to a good bolt, the Lord Jesus Christ. -- Adrian Rogers
Cause we they leaders, and they the followers And we the nut-busters and they the swallowers' -- Kanye West
I wondered if she'd ever written on her notebook: GEB + NUT = TRUE LOVE or MRS GEB. -- Rick Riordan
These characters are not spontaneous creations. They are engineered down to the last nut and bolt. -- John Sandford
We tend to idealize tolerance, then wonder why we find ourselves infested with losers and nut cases. -- Patrick Hayden
Like what's the point being a health nut by day if you're a coke head at night. -- Jane Wagner
I'm a bit of an M&M nut. I like the blue ones. I pick them out. -- Ryan Reynolds
I'm a Macintosh nut. I got my PowerBook, so if I'm not writing jokes, I'm working on that. -- Jeff Dunham
I'm quite insufferable about fitness, I suppose. I think it's really important, though I'm not a body nut. -- Iman Abdulmajid
If you think that I'm nuts, you may be right. But I'm a nut with a positive attitude, baby! -- Jeffrey Gitomer
There's a mystery there, a clue, a nut, a bolt, and if I put it together, I find me. -- Maurice Sendak
You can eliminate, for example, a Brazil nut gene if you know that it will create an allergenic effect. -- Jeremy Rifkin
Stand for something or you will fall for anything. Today's mighty oak is yesterday's nut that held its ground. -- Rosa Parks
Ability may get you to the top, nut it takes chracter to keep you there - mental, moral, and physical. -- John Wooden
Some things we need to talk about, but not here. I'll see you later, darling." "No you won't, nut muffin! -- Jeaniene Frost
I'm an outdoor nut. If I'm not working, I'm on a tractor on my farm, hunting, fishing or climbing a mountain. -- Jeff Foxworthy
The Brazilian bikini wax is torture. To show a little appreciation, you could trim your nose hair. And your nut sack. -- Kathryn Hahn
Here we supped . . ., having amongst other dainties, a dish of truffles, an earth nut found by an hogg trained to it. -- John Evelyn
Boys who spent their weekends making banana nut muffins did not, as a rule, excel in the art of hand-to-hand combat. -- David Sedaris
Dislodging a green nut from it's shell is almost impossible, but let it dry and the lightest tap will do it. -- Ramakrishna
I'm really addicted to water. I carry a bottle of water everywhere I go. I know people think I'm a nut. -- Andie MacDowell
I wouldn't have been a health care nut if it hadn't been for my paralysis, so something good came from this. -- Michael Graves
When I die, now don't think that I'm a nut, don't want no fancy funeral, just one like old King Tut. -- Steve Martin
The big nut to crack is to how to tell a story, what's the right way to tell a particular story. -- Richard Linklater
Only nut cases want to be president. This was true even in high school. Only clearly disturbed people ran for class president. -- Kurt Vonnegut
What does the good ship bear so well? The cocoa-nut with its stony shell, And the milky sap of its inner cell. -- John Greenleaf Whittier
Talents differ; all is well and wisely put; If I cannot carry forests on my back, Neither can you crack a nut. -- Ralph Waldo Emerson
Cobnuts have a fresher flavour than any other nut I know of and go very well with autumnal fruit and light cheeses. -- Yotam Ottolenghi
For the record, I am not a nut. I am an optimist. That's exactly like a nut except with a better attitude. -- Scott Adams
EXHORT, v.t. In religious affairs, to put the conscience of another upon the spit and roast it to a nut-brown discomfort. -- Ambrose Bierce
Use a screwdriver instead of a hammer. Try to untighten the nut with your hand. Utilize the path of least resistance first. -- Tim Allen
If one could see an infinite distance, they would observe the back of their head. That is Einstein's theory in a nut-shell". -- R. Alan Woods
For the professors in the academy, for the humanities generally, misery is more amenable to analysis: happiness is a harder nut to crack. -- Ian Mcewan
I am a big nut for kind of weird musicality things. I love key-changes and random tempo things and polyrhythms - music geek. -- Thomston
(Howard) Dean is a raving nut bag...a raving, sinister, demagogic nutbag...I and a few other people saw that he should be destroyed. -- Christopher Hitchens
Still nothing," Raven answered "This is shitty. We are going to have to invest in heat sensors. These motion detectors blow Satan's left nut. -- Gabrielle Evans
Catholicism has the clerical equivalent to a nut allergy - even a small exposure to change, and the whole thing will go into anaphylactic shock. -- Marcus Brigstocke
New Orleans Mayor Ray Nagin said that New Orleans, when rebuilt, will be a chocolate city. And he will be the delicious nut in the center. -- Amy Poehler
The first follower is actually an underestimated form of leadership in itself. â?¦ The first follower is what transforms a lone nut into a leader. -- Derek Sivers
Even to this day, no native Australian animal species and only one plant species-the macadamia nut-have proved suitable for domestication. There still are no domestic kangaroos. -- Jared Diamond
The winter's frost must rend the burr of the nut before the fruit is seen. So adversity tempers the human heart, to discover its real worth. -- Honore de Balzac
I'm not an equipment nut. I tend to use whatever's at hand. I have several cameras, of course, but I'm not emotional about any of them -- Leonard Nimoy
When one guy sees an invisible man he's a nut case; ten people see him it's a cult; ten million people see him it's a respected religion. -- Richard Jeni
I have a nut allergy. When I was at school the other children used to make me play Russian roulette but force-feeding me a packet of Revels. -- Milton Jones
The writer must be four people: 1) The nut, the obsede 2) The moron 3) The stylist 4) The critic. 1 supplies the material; 2 lets it come out; 3 is taste; 4 is intelligence. -- Susan Sontag
We are on the cusp of this time where I can say, "I speak as a citizen of the world" without others saying, God, what a nut. -- Lawrence Lessig
I am a musical-theater nut. When the lyrics, orchestration, and performance all come together just right, I come alive and can feel every cell in my body. -- Kelly Stables
Spector is a good guy, but he's a nut. Ha, ha, ha! You know, I love him, but he's unpredictable. He's OK as long as he don't drink. -- Ike Turner

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