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Nerd girls are the world's greatest under-utilized romantic resource. -- John Green
Nerd life is just so much better than regular life. -- John Green
I loved the idea of the Nerd as Hero, which Ghost World also had. -- Illeana Douglas
There's a roller derby girl that goes by that name, 'Nerd Rage,' and she named herself after my album. -- Brian Posehn
Nerd. One whose unbridled passion for something defines who they are as a person, without fear of other people's judgment. -- Zachary Levi
Nerd rage to me is kind of just empty rage. I mean, ultimately, you're not going to do it; you're not going to fight somebody, you know. -- Brian Posehn
Ah,â? said Magnus. â??Nerd love. It is a beautiful thing, while also being an object of mockery and hilarity for those of us who are more sophisticated. -- Cassandra Clare
Nerd girls are the world's most underutilized romantic resource. And guys, do not tell me that nerd girls are not hot because that shows a Paris Hilton-esque failure to understand hotness. -- John Green
When I was in school, if you wanted a computer, you had to build one. But today, computers are everywhere. We're all obsessed with technology and having the latest gadgets. Nerd culture is ubiquitous. -- Chris Hardwick
I think people have this stereotypical idea in their head of what a nerd is. People have said to me before, "You're not a nerd!" because I think they think of the classic Revenge Of The Nerds archetype. -- Chris Hardwick
Nerd herd, focus. You're here to help the fledglings. Dour One and Dour Two aren't important," said Aphrodite. "Dr. Seuss reference. I like it," Stark said, giving me a check-me-out-I've-always-read-books hottie grin. Aphrodite frowned at him. "I said focus, not flirt. -- P. C. Cast
Nerds... the 'nerd' has never been precisely defined, thanks to the psychological complexity of the creature. The word has connotations of some level of intelligence. The typical nerd is a male with intelligence but no sense of giving it a manly face. -- Tom Wolfe
It's about average for us. Behavior always draws more than survey. We're the sexy ones,' Nate said with a grin. Amy snorted. 'Oh, yeah, you guys are the Mae Wests of the nerd world.' We're action nerds,' Nate said. 'Adventure nerds. Nerds of romance. -- Christopher Moore
I'm a nerd at heart. -- Hope Solo
I am a big music nerd. -- Olivia Wilde
Being a nerd really pays off sometimes. -- Ken Jennings
If voting changed anything, they'd make it illegal. -- Emma Goldman
In politics the middle way is none at all. -- John Adams
Growing up, I was a nerd. With actual taped eyeglasses. -- Taye Diggs
Comic-Con is nerd Christmas. People go wanting to have fun. -- Chris Hardwick
Everyone's a nerd inside. I don't care how cool you are. -- Channing Tatum
The successful revolutionary is a statesman, the unsuccessful one a criminal. -- Erich Fromm
Be nice to nerds. Chances are you'll end up working for one. -- Bill Gates
I was a nerd growing up, and I'm a little antisocial and awkward. -- Louis C. K.
Mostly, nothing's really changed. I'm still the dorky nerd that I always was. -- Beverley Mitchell
I'm a nerd. Total geek. I never went to homecoming or prom or anything. -- Hunter Hayes
Hank, when people call people nerds mostly what they're saying is,'You like stuff'. -- John Green
I'm a history nerd. Actually acting's the best job for somebody who loves weird, different stuff. -- Lauren Cohan
Politics: A strife of interests masquerading as a contest of principles. The conduct of public affairs for private advantage. -- Ambrose Bierce
Any nerd who grew up around the time that I did, BBC programming was a treasure chest for us. -- Chris Hardwick
The nerds are the ones that make the films and do loads of other really cool stuff in their life. -- Daniel Radcliffe
When bad men combine, the good must associate; else they will fall one by one, an unpitied sacrifice in a contemptible struggle. -- Edmund Burke
Politics, it seems to me, for years, or all too long, has been concerned with right or left instead of right or wrong. -- Richard Armour
I'm a comic nerd. I'm a former serious collector for much of my childhood and early teen years I wanted to draw underground comics. -- Anthony Bourdain
Someone who doesn't take herself too seriously and can be a goofball. Because everyone's a nerd inside, I don't care how cool you are. -- Channing Tatum
Republicans and nerds have so much in common -- they both live in fantasy worlds and have no idea how to relate to women. -- Stephen Colbert
I'm a bit of a nerd, I wouldn't mind working in a shop selling records, or having a radio show where I could play obscure singles. -- Bjork
I suppose I was a little bit of what would be called today a nerd. I didn't have girlfriends, and really I wasn't a very social boy. -- Charles Kuralt
I had a few comics, but I was by no means a huge aficionado. I was more of a 'Mad Magazine,' 'Calvin & Hobbes' sort of nerd. -- Robin Lord Taylor
A lot of the time I get obsessed by little nerdy things in my corner that no one else is interested in. I have that nerd factor in my character. -- Bjork
I wasn't even a big comedy nerd. A lot of the comedians I know - a lot of my friends are comedians - they knew a lot about comedy growing up. -- Demetri Martin
My high-school years were so mediocre - I moved out when I was 16 and started living with my girlfriend who was 10 years older. Apart from that, I was just a video nerd. -- Jason Reitman
When people call people nerds, mostly what they're saying is, 'you like stuff.' Which is not a good insult at all, like, 'you are too enthusiastic about the miracle of human conscience. -- John Green
Anyways, I am a nerd, bookworm, geek... whatever you want to call me. I'm the type of person that would rather sit down and read a good book than go out and party. -- Jacqueline Emerson
I wish I could walk into a room and feel superior and have my nose up at everybody, but I can't, because I know I'm just a huge nerd, and that wouldn't work for me. -- Chris Colfer
People challenge my nerd cred all the time. I just show them the photo of me winning my middle-school science fair, wearing my Casio calculator watch and eyeglasses so big they look like they can see the future. -- Aisha Tyler
I absolutely hated high school. As a freshman, I was 5 feet tall and weighed 95 pounds... When I got to high school, I had no social skills. Was I a nerd? More of a dork. Definitely not one of the popular kids. -- Grant Show
My real self, the self I have always been from a child, is a loner and nerd, slightly overweight, with a very heavy fringe. That is who I was as a kid. I don't think I will ever be anything other than that. -- Hayley Atwell
I'm an old fashioned theater major at heart. I love to do a show, do something with friends; I'm kind of a nerd in that way. I like to put on a wig or a fake mustache and do something silly with friends, do a little dance. -- Tom Lenk
I'm the biggest nerd - I love comic books and stuff like that! I don't have any friends who are actresses. I only had one girlfriend when I was growing up. Most of my friends were boys. I was such a tomboy. I enjoyed doing guy things. -- Megan Fox
Don't treat your heart like an action figure wrapped in plastic and never used. And don't try to give me that nerd argument that your heart is a 'Batman' with a limited-edition silver bat-erang and therefore if it stays in its original packing it increases in value. -- Amy Poehler
As a dad, you are the Vice President of the executive branch of parenting. It doesn't matter what your personality is like, you will always be Al Gore to your wife's Bill Clinton. She feels the pain and you are the annoying nerd telling them to turn off the lights. -- Jim Gaffigan
I feel lucky because I was a nerd, which I talk about in the book, but I had academic success, so through that, because that's what my parents put a great deal of value on, I had a great childhood because I sort of fulfilled the expectations of being good at school. -- Mindy Kaling
The absolute favorite part of Comic-Con is seeing like a Mass Effect guy hanging out with a Sailor Moon, and they're just having a great time. Nerds, we love what we love with a passion and sometimes it's an angry passion, and to see that all sort of bleed out and everybody just connect -- Joss Whedon
When the AIDS epidemic broke, because I happened to be a science nerd and knew a lot about viruses and a lot about that virus at the time, I felt a moral obligation to go out and try to stem the fear and get out and explain to people what the disease was and how it worked. -- Morgan Fairchild
I loathe rock stars. I am a music nerd, a fan, a follower... just like any fan of music might be. And although I have blood-relatives, a lot of times I feel closer to my audience than my true family, because at least my fans get what I'm doing, to a certain extent, whereas my family does not. -- Phil Anselmo
In high school, I had to hide my comic book side, my nerd side from the civilian world so they wouldn't categorize me. They would try to marginalize me for what I like. I tried to give it up, believe me. I tried to kick the habit. But there's too much I liked about it to give it up completely. -- Mark Hamill
I think you can totally be a totally normal kid from the suburbs of Chicago and go off and play shows. It's one of those things that when you go home, you're still the nerd you were when you left, and your parents still get to yell at you about cleaning up your room, and your girlfriend still drags you to the pet store. -- Patrick Stump
My first celeb crush was Hanson. I loved all three of them. My sister and I would always fight, and whenever they would come on the TV, we would always give them a kiss on the TV. And I also had a crush on Jonathan Taylor Thomas. Every time he would come on the screen, he was like my boyfriend. I was such a nerd like that. -- Ashley Benson
I'm definitely not a nerd. -- Brett Ratner
I'm just a big old nerd. -- Claire Danes
I still feel like a nerd. -- Judd Apatow
I am a complete jazz nerd. -- Sam Amidon
I was a normal American nerd. -- Jack Herer
I'm a big stupid history nerd. -- Emilie Autumn
I'm basically a computer science nerd. -- Rebecca Moore
I'm a total nerd. I love fantasy. -- Scott Thompson
I'm actually a little comic nerd myself. -- Kiowa Gordon
I am very proud of my nerd-dom. -- Ben Bernanke
C.M. Punk...I think you're a nerd -- Jeff Hardy
I was your quintessential nerd in high school. -- Neal Boortz
There is something sexy about a computer nerd. -- Sandra Bullock
I'm a nerd. But I'm not that hard-core. -- Joe Manganiello
Congratulations. Your official super-nerd badge is in the mail. -- Rachel Vincent
If only he can get over becoming a NERD. -- Michael Buckley
I'm the only nerd with a piece of paper, -- Patricia Arquette
I'm not a nerd, I play one on TV. -- Curtis Armstrong
If you like Battlestar Galactica...you're probably a huge nerd. -- Stephen Colbert
A-list stars go to Comic-Con to woo the nerd demographic. -- Jim Lee
I'm a science nerd! Not a cheerleader. - Claire Danvers -- Rachel Caine
I'm a nerd; I enjoy educating myself and learning things... -- Mehcad Brooks
When I'm in the studio, I become a total nerd. -- Robyn
Actually, I'm going to nerd out on you, so prepare. -- J. Lynn
I'm such a geek, and have always been a real nerd. -- Aisha Tyler
No one messes around with a nerd's computer and escapes unscathed. -- E.A. Bucchianeri
Traditionally nerd-based culture is now a big sector of pop culture. -- Chris Hardwick
I had fun to be a little bit of a nerd. -- Scott Eastwood
I'm an elderly Jewish lesbian trapped in a 33 year old nerd's body. -- Eric Andre
I've always been a serious computer nerd, as well as a biologist. -- Joseph DeRisi
The drama nerd comes out in me when I'm in a theater. -- Philip Seymour Hoffman
Well, I think that everybody is kind of a nerd at heart. -- Simon Helberg
Don't know if I'm a nerd - I'm more of a geek. -- Oren Peli
Just because you wear a bow tie doesn't mean you're a nerd. -- Dhani Jones
I don't think that I ever thought of myself as a nerd. -- Lisa Kudrow
I was a drama-class nerd. I did whatever school production we put on. -- Jessica Pare
I'm definitely not a science nerd. That was not my forte at school. -- Emily Blunt
In high school, I was a total jock/extracurricular nerd/just plain nerd. -- Mark Feuerstein
I'm a bit of a nerd, and my extracurricular activity is nerd games. -- Rich Sommer
I'm kind of a huge movie buff and a video game nerd person. -- Jared Gilman
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I loved school. I studied like crazy. I was a Class A nerd. -- Maya Lin
Learning all the intricacies, all the nerd elements to 'Twilight' was really fun. -- Toni Trucks
My best definition of a nerd: someone who asks you to explain an aphorism -- Nassim Nicholas Taleb
The information superhighway showed the average person what some nerd thinks about Star Trek. -- Homer
I'd start to explain with the outward sheepish and inner pride of the nerd. -- Robert Lane Greene
I'm definitely a nerd. I'm a cool-ass nerd, but I am definitely a nerd. -- Alicia Keys
I am a geek nerd who happened to have a temporary period of jockiness. -- Cory Booker
I think I'm a trivia nerd. I love to learn about everything. I'm curious. -- Adam Rodriguez
People call me a nerd because I like to spend time on the computer. -- Nonito Donaire
I used to work in a record store. I'm kind of a record nerd. -- Patrick Stump
I would love to play more nerd roles, as well as action hero roles. -- Rachele Brooke Smith
Life is like a box of chocolates, I'm a nerd and I read books -- Dick Van Dyke
Music plays a big part in my life. I am a big music nerd. -- Olivia Wilde
Like lycanthropy, the nerd gene can skip a generation. My maternal grandfather was a technophile. -- Chris Hardwick
Before I'm a zombie nerd, before I'm a science-fiction nerd, I am a history nerd. -- Max Brooks
I do uphill skiing; I don't do downhill skiing. I think that's for nerd amateurs. -- Judah Friedlander
I'm a nerd. I like to sit in the library. I don't like to sweat. -- John Amaechi
I was home schooled in high school but was definitely the nerd in middle school. -- Nicole Anderson
A nerd is someone who uses a telephone to talk to other people about telephones. -- Douglas Adams
I'm a big comedy nerd, so I'm always looking for the chance to be funny. -- Colin Hanks

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