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Since when did I become the spokesperson for nappy-headed hos? -- Wanda Sykes
I'm still not good at changing nappies, but I do do it. -- Rod Stewart
Shitty nappy whizzing through the air, you don't see that in the brochures. -- Karl Pilkington
Care, mad to see a man sae happy, E'en drouned himsel amang the nappy. -- John Bunyan
The third umpires should be changed as often as nappies and for the same reason. -- Navjot Singh Sidhu
Our noses are broad, our lips are thick, our hair is nappy-we are black and beautiful! -- Stokely Carmichael
If your hair is relaxed, white people are relaxed. If your hair is nappy, they're not happy. -- Paul Mooney
I don't ask my wife to face Michael Holding, so there's no reason why I should be changing nappies -- Ian Botham
I wasn't ecstatic about being pregnant - I wasn't somebody who actively wanted kids. Certainly there were no fantasies about nappy-changing. -- Elizabeth McGovern
If I had a choice about going to a meeting at a studio or changing a nappy, I'd choose the nappy. -- Tim Burton
It's Christmas time and my rhyme's steady bumpin. Everybody happy, hair still nappy, Gonna steal a gift for my old grandpappy... -- Snoop Dogg
She [my wife] has had a Caesarean, so she can't bend over. It's a good excuse [for not changing nappies], I suppose. -- Kevin Pietersen
There is nothing like waking up at six in the morning and changing a baby's nappy to bring you face to face with life's reality. -- Tony Blair
I am a dark-skinned, nappy-headed, scar-faced dude from the streets of Brooklyn. I can't hide from being who I am. It's all over my face. -- Michael K. Williams
What price would God demand from the churches for having the audacity to lighten the color of his son's skin, and straighten out his nappy hair? -- Dick Gregory
I've never been a hands-on dad. I'm not ashamed to admit it, but you can't run a restaurant and be home for tea at 4:30 and bath and change nappies. -- Gordon Ramsay
I love every minute of fatherhood, staying up all night, changing nappies, kids crying, I find it really funny and inspiring. It connects you to the world in a new way. -- Elton John
Some folks of cider make a rout And cider's well enough no doubt When better liquors fail; But wine, that's richer, better still, Ev'n wine itself (deny't who will) Must yield to nappy ale -- John Gay
I have earned the money and changed the nappies! -- Bernie Ecclestone
I always thought that dads in the old days where rather macho types who wouldn't get close to a baby, let alone change nappies. -- Bernie Ecclestone
I think I'd be more relaxed as an older mum, although fundamentally life with a baby is pretty much the same whatever age you are. It's nappies, crying, feeding. -- Rachel Hunter

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