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  • During the first couple of years of 'Dancing with the Stars,' I would go to Jack in the Box in my ball gown after the shows and get the Taco Nachos with cheese as my reward. -- Carrie Ann Inaba
  • I could never give up Mexican food. Nachos are usually my go-to if I'm courtside at an NBA game. I always, always get my picture taken with my mouth wide open and a tortilla chip sticking out of it! -- Eva Longoria
  • This is a combo between Taco and Burrito, nacho! -- Lisi Harrison
  • In my 20s, I mostly ate burritos and nachos, with the occasional burger. -- Neil Patrick Harris
  • Life is a nacho. It can be yummy-crunchy or squishy-yucky. It just depends on how long it takes for you to start eating it. -- John Updike
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  • I think my favorite place to eat dinner is the movie theater. Dirty dogs, a big thing of nachos and a Cherry Coke - and I'm good. -- Chris Kirkpatrick
  • I plead alignment to the flakes of the untitled snakes of a merry cow and to the republicrats for which they scam: one nacho, underpants with licorice and jugs of wine for owls. -- Matt Groening
  • I have my once-a-month nachos, but it's soy cheese and turkey chili on it, so it's somewhat safe. But it's still a big vice for me, because I have a big bowl of it. -- Jenny McCarthy
  • Even though I have fond feelings for comedy clubs, I enjoy the focus you get in a theater. Comedy clubs are a different animal. People are being served nachos and there's a blender going off in the background. -- Brian Regan
  • I find it almost comforting to count calories, because it makes me conscious of what I'm eating. But on Super Bowl Sunday, I thought, 'Surrender to it. It's nacho time.' Then I ate nothing but Doritos all day. -- Kristen Bell
  • As gas prices continue to drop, 28 states are now selling regular gasoline for less than $2 a gallon. It's getting cheaper to pump two gallons of gas outside the station than it is to pump two squirts of nacho cheese inside. -- Jimmy Fallon
  • He was chugging brown pop from a can Jack had handed him while he stuffed nacho cheese Doritos in his face. I was glad to see he looked lots better, almost completely like himself, which proves Doritos and brown pop really are health foods. -- P. C. Cast
  • Eating smart is all about having an awareness of your body. The most obvious way to do that is by seeing it. So when you're trying to lose weight, spend more time wearing less. I don't think I could eat a plate of nachos naked - could you? -- Marisa Miller
  • As Americans, we tend to look at Mexican food as nachos, which is not Mexican food really - they don't eat them. -- Anthony Bourdain
  • I don't think I've ever met nachos that I didn't like before. It's almost inconceivable that nachos can be bad. It makes no sense. -- Pete Wells
  • I walk like a guitar being strummed, and I love like cheese being forced through a grater. I like my nachos covered in melted music. -- Jarod Kintz
  • Ever since Mike Tyson was champ, twenty-something dudes have microwaved nachos, popped opened Natty Lights, watched sharks do unspeakable things on TV, and whispered a billion 'Whoa, dudes.' -- Stephen Rodrick
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