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  • Is that vodka?" Margarita asked weakly. The cat jumped up in his seat with indignation. "I beg pardon, my queen," he rasped, "Would I ever allow myself to offer vodka to a lady? This is pure alcohol! -- Mikhail Bulgakov
  • I'm reading Our Ecstatic Days, by Steve Erickson. It's an extraordinary journey and the most exciting thing I've found since The Master and Margarita, which I've read about 20 times. I like being taken away somewhere by a book. -- Sienna Guillory
  • I'm Margarita Staples." She bowed in her harness. "Extreme librarian. Bookaneer. -- China Mieville
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  • And although Margarita lived in a world that predated Technicolor, she always dreamed of the boy in rich pastels. -- Salvador Plascencia
  • A good margarita, a good red wine, I like expensive alcohol, but not a lot of it. I don't like to throw up. -- Denise Richards
  • I wouldn't like to meet you when you've got a revolver," said Margarita with a coquettish look at Azazello. She had a passion for people who did things well. -- Mikhail Bulgakov
  • The Master and Margarita' is deeply to do with the unconscious. It is a story about a man who writes a story in a time when he's not supposed to write that story: the story of Pontius Pilate. -- Simon McBurney
  • Margarita was never short of money. She could buy whatever she liked. Her husband had plenty of interesting friends. Margarita never had to cook. Margarita knew nothing of the horrors of living in a shared flat. In short... was she happy? Not for a moment. -- Mikhail Bulgakov
  • The cat, covered in dust and standing on its hind legs, bowed to Margarita. Round its neck it was now wearing a made-up white bow tie on an elastic band, with a pair of ladies' mother-of-pearl binoculars hanging on a cord. It had also gilded its whiskers. -- Mikhail Bulgakov
  • The cat, covered in dust and standing on its hind legs, bowed to Margarita. Round its neck it was now wearing a made-up white bow tie on an elastic band, with a pair of ladies' mother-of-pearl binoculars hanging on a cord. It had also gilded its whiskers." -- Mikhail Bulgakov
  • If life gives you limes, make margaritas. -- Jimmy Buffett
  • There's really no wrong way to use a margarita pool. -- Will Forte
  • That's what my perfume would smell like, margarita and vodka. -- Chelsea Handler
  • To remove blood stains from your conscience try frozen margaritas. -- Demetri Martin
  • It's 4:58 on Friday afternoon. Do you know where your margarita is? -- Amy Neftzger
  • We usually have margaritas on Thursdays but since it's Tuesday I'll make an exception. -- Chelsea Handler
  • If liking Katy Perry and drinking margaritas is gay, then who wants to be straight?! -- James Franco
  • It sucks, but no Long Islands or margaritas when you drink. It has to be straight vodka. -- Nicole Polizzi
  • Take every birthday with a grain of salt. This works much better if the salt accompanies a large margarita -- Maxine
  • I don't want to sit around by the pool luxuriating with a margarita. That's just not what I want to do. -- Nicolas Cage
  • My doctor was like, 'Any questions?' And I was like, 'Yes! When can I drink please?!' I just want a margarita. -- Keira Knightley
  • Two things Florida can teach the other 49 states: how to make a good margarita and how to deal with the aftermath of a hurricane. -- Tom Feeney
  • I believe - to the best of my recollection, anyway - that I soon made the classic error of moving from margaritas to actual shots of straight tequila. It does make it easier to meet new people. -- Anthony Bourdain
  • If you put down a list of jobs, doctor, lawyer, janitor, teacher or movie star, everybody would pick the movie star. And why? So you could lie around the pool, drink margaritas and send money to your parents. So that's what I did. -- Steve Guttenberg
  • When you act obnoxious towards people, like on a movie set, they say "we're ready for you" and I say "oh, go to hell, my feet hurt and my head aches." You want to have a margarita for lunch, and people like these little ADs and production assistants are like, "well, he's drinking again." -- Bill Murray
  • I think this is the first time I've altered a book based on what you guys told me. So it's an occasion! Soon I'll be putting up polls to choose between plots, and then it's a short stop to accepting anonymous contributions and stapling them together while I sip margaritas on the deck of a Pacific cruise ship. -- Max Barry
  • Over the summer we chatted one night while Angie stripped a bed, changed wet sheets, comforted and repajamaed a toddler, and chased down a car of speeding teenagers while shaking a brick at them, never once interrupting the conversation or setting down her margarita. The only reason this woman isn't president of General Motors is because she's chosen not to be. -- Jen Lancaster
  • If you're like most members of the Baby Boom generation, you decided somewhere along the line, probably after about four margaritas, to have children. This was inevitable. Mother Nature, in her infinite wisdom, has instilled within each of us a powerful biological instinct to reproduce; this is her way of assuring that the human race, come what may, will never have any disposable income. -- Dave Barry
  • The perfect recipe for a margarita is 2 ounces tequila, 2 ounces fresh lime juice, 1 ounce Cointreau, and a tiny splash of some kind of an agave or orange juice. -- Mario Batali
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