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  • The Internet treats censorship as a malfunction and routes around it. -- John Perry Barlow
  • If you improve or tinker with something long enough, eventually it will break or malfunction. -- Arthur Bloch
  • I have a computer screen near my seat where I monitor the overall health of the vehicle and pick up any problems that might be occurring early on or once we see any kind of a malfunction or anything unusual that's happening, we can look at the data and figure out what that is. -- Laurel Clark
  • What is your major malfunction? -- R. Lee Ermey
  • The greatest malfunction of spirit is to believe things. -- Louis Pasteur
  • There would be no Star Trek unless there were transporter malfunctions. -- LeVar Burton
  • I feel like every day of my life is a funny wardrobe malfunction! -- Nikki Reed
  • Just keep it simple. When you over-think what you're wearing, that's when wardrobe malfunctions tend to happen. -- Guy Berryman
  • It signified nothing that the raw, male magnetism that emanated from him probably made compasses malfunction in his presence. -- Gaelen Foley
  • There will be no wardrobe malfunction with me. I can promise you that.... I have nothing I will be exposing or taking off. -- Paul McCartney
  • Life is not a malfunction. It's beautiful. But if you do not see it that way, it's simply because your room needs cleaning. -- Frederick Lenz
  • It is not surprising that prayer malfunctions when we try to make it a domestic intercom to call upstairs for more comforts in the den. -- John Piper
  • Lingerie is one of the most important pieces of your wardrobe. You can have a wardrobe malfunction if you don't choose the right thing to wear underneath! -- Adriana Lima
  • I love a loose-fitting skirt with a cinched waist. A feminine silhouette is a no-stress zone - it's comfortable and I don't have to worry about wardrobe malfunctions! -- Eva Mendes
  • I set out to be a cross between Lenny Bruce and Robert the Bruce - my main thrust was the body and its functions and malfunctions - the absurdity of the thing. -- Billy Connolly
  • But Tudor mansions on manicured grounds didn't look right with their grand front doors wide open to the night. It was like a debutante flashing her bra thanks to a wardrobe malfunction. -- J.R. Ward
  • Modern historians have suggested that in his last years he (Richard II) was overtaken by mental disease, but that is only a modern view of the malfunction common to 14th century rulers: inability to inhibit impulse. -- Barbara Tuchman
  • Especially with four insanely angry, sword-carrying pirates bearing down on you, followed closely by an alien with a genetic malfunction that posed like Elvis Presley and looked slightly like a cross between a koala and a cuddly dog. -- Ridley Pearson
  • Service disruptions have to be avoided or at least resolved as quickly as possible. When the Internet goes down, consumers don't notice the difference between a technical malfunction, an act of sabotage by hackers or a military attack. -- Thomas de Maiziere
  • I have always done the opposite of what I was trained to do... Having little technical background, I became a photographer. Adopting a machine, I do my utmost to make it malfunction. For me, to make a photograph is to make an anti-photograph. -- William Klein
  • It didn't make you noble to step away from something that wasn't working, even if you thought you were the reason for the malfunction. Especially then. It just made you a quitter. Because if you were the problem, chances were you could also be the solution. The only way to find out was to take another shot. -- Sarah Dessen
  • Here we have the heart of the difference between Hayek and Keynes: one knew that markets work to give us the best of all possible worlds, while governments create and exacerbate malfunctions; the other imagined that governments were somehow capable of both perceiving and correcting malfunctions by means of the printing press, provided the right technocrats are in charge. -- Jeffrey Tucker
  • I was living in a small town in Indiana working as a telemarketer and a vacuum salesman. I was really bad: the vacuums seemed to always be falling apart. Every time I did a demonstration, I'd say, 'This is the material the astronauts used on Apollo 13.' And no sooner had that come out of my mouth, something would malfunction. -- Adam Driver
  • If we slide into one of those rare moments of military honesty, we realize that the technical demands of modern warfare are so complex a considerable percentage of our material is bound to malfunction even before it is deployed against a foe. We no longer waste manpower by carrying the flag into battle. Instead we need battalions of electronic engineers to keep the terrible machinery grinding. -- Ernest K. Gann
  • Trouble is the place where you find yourself when your judgment malfunction -- Bangambiki Habyarimana
  • Idiots emit bogons, causing machinery to malfunction in their presence. System administrators absorb bogons, letting machinery work again. -- Charles Stross
  • Life is not a malfunction. It's beautiful. But if you do not see it that way, it's simply because your room needs cleaning. -- Frederick Lenz
  • Lingerie is one of the most important pieces of your wardrobe. You can have a wardrobe malfunction if you dont choose the right thing to wear underneath! -- Adriana Lima
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