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You can't stay mad at somebody who makes you laugh. -- Jay Leno
I like people who can make you laugh without using vulgarity, or bad words. -- Michael Jackson
A good story should make you laugh, and a moment later break your heart. -- Chuck Palahniuk
I've always said music should make you laugh, make you cry or make you think. -- Kenny Rogers
If you have good friends, no matter how much life is sucking , they can make you laugh. -- P. C. Cast
Someone who makes you laugh is a comedian. Someone who makes you think and then laugh is a humorist. -- George Burns
If it makes you laugh, if it makes you cry, if it rips out your heart, that's a good picture. -- Eddie Adams
My music is basically all about witty punchlines and lyric progression that is aimed to make you laugh or say "Woah." -- Mike Stud
We don't apologize for a joke. We are comics. We are here to make you laugh. If you don't get it, then don't watch us. -- Joan Rivers
I think the most attractive thing is a sense of humour. If someone can make you laugh, you've gotten a lot out of the way. -- Kiefer Sutherland
If my stories can touch you, make you laugh, forget unhappy things, or even give you that 'good job' feeling, then I'll be super, super happy! -- Kyousuke Motomi
Good impro can make you laugh, we love it, but soon the content is forgotten. Good scenes from The Life Game stay with you always. They haunt you. -- Keith Johnstone
Sexiness wears thin after a while and beauty fades, but to be married to a man who makes you laugh every day, ah, now that's a real treat. -- Joanne Woodward
My dad is one of the funniest people I know. He's the sort of man who can make you laugh just by reading out of a telephone directory... He's a spastic. -- Frankie Boyle
Absurdity is what I like most in life, and there's humor in struggling in ignorance. If you saw a man repeatedly running into a wall until he was a bloody pulp, after a while it would make you laugh because it becomes absurd. -- David Lynch
Good planning is important. I've also regarded a sense of humor as one of the most important things on a big expedition. When you're in a difficult or dangerous situation, or when you're depressed about the chances of success, someone who can make you laugh eases the tension. -- Edmund Hillary
Movies serve many purposes, and I've visited many of those genres, from the most light, frivolous comedy that is just trying to make you laugh, to movies that explore the most complicated side of the human soul. As an actor, I play all of those things, and I still like it. -- Antonio Banderas
There is no art without intoxication. But I mean a mad intoxication! Let reason teeter! Delirium! The highest degree of delirium! Plunged in burning dementia! Art is the most enrapturing orgy within man's reach.. Art must make you laugh a little and make you a little afraid. Anything as long as it doesn't bore. -- Jean Dubuffet
There comes a time in your life when you have to let go of all the pointless drama and the people who create it and surround yourself with people who make you laugh so hard that you forget the bad and focus solely on the good. After all, life is too short to be anything but happy. -- Karl Marx
My advice is: to try and stay really true to the things that make YOU laugh, as opposed to trying to create a character that you think is funny. Some comedians get into bad habits when they are trying to create something that is not them, and they are trying to write a voice that isn't their true voice. -- Dane Cook
My parents, and librarians along the way, taught me about the space between words; about the margins, where so many juicy moments of life and spirit and friendship could be found. In a library, you could find miracles and truth and you might find something that would make you laugh so hard that you get shushed, in the friendliest way. -- Anne Lamott
I believe with all my heart in delivering on my contract with my readers. They've got plenty of other things to do, so I had better give them a reason to turn every one of these 550 pages. This is my promise: I solemnly swear I'll make you laugh out loud at least once, cry a little in private, and burn whatever you left on the stove. -- Barbara Kingsolver
You never forget people who make you laugh. -- Carolina Herrera
If you can't laugh, you won't make it. -- Jennifer Love Hewitt
Make us laugh and you can pick all pockets. -- Clemence Dane
You've got a million ways to make me laugh -- Miley Cyrus
I feel sexiest when I can make you laugh. -- Josh Duhamel
Laugh at love and love will make you cry. -- Ai Yazawa
People who can make you laugh can make you cry. -- Niecy Nash
If you want to see God laugh, make a plan. -- Jodi Picoult
You make me laugh like a loon on loon tablets! -- Louise Rennison
If you want to make god laugh, make a plan. -- Jay Baruchel
If you can't make it better, you can laugh at it. -- Erma Bombeck
If you want to make God laugh, tell her your plans. -- Anne Lamott
If you can't laugh at yourself, make fun of other people. -- Bobby Slayton
The minute you make people laugh, you get them to listen. -- Merrie Spaeth
If fate doesn't make you laugh, you just don't get the joke. -- Gregory David Roberts
If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans. -- Woody Allen
If you want to make people laugh, your face must remain serious. -- Giacomo Casanova
On Twitter, I just want to make you laugh at all costs. -- Rob Delaney
Serious work gets done ... in congenial surroundings, which tend to make you laugh. --
I love comedy; so you want to make them happy, make them laugh. -- Delta Burke
Men will let you abuse them if only you will make them laugh. -- Henry Ward Beecher
My only goal is to make you laugh, not tell you the truth. -- Ron White
If you can make a woman laugh, you can make her do anything. -- Marilyn Monroe
You had to know a person well to make them laugh like that. -- Cassandra Clare
If you can make a girl laugh, you can make her do anything. -- Marilyn Monroe
Check out the very best of Hollywood jokes that will make you laugh -- Joan Crawford
Ponder, your comedies are woeful chaff: Write tragedies, when you would make us laugh. -- Horace Walpole
You can't make people laugh for more than half an hour and be consistent. -- Hal Roach
Write what makes you laugh not what you think will make someone else laugh. -- Armando Iannucci
You can make the audience laugh, be funny and sad at the same time. -- Molly Shannon
You know, honestly, if a girl can make me laugh, I'm pretty much sold. -- Ryan Lochte
An easy way to get people to like you is to make them laugh. -- Isla Fisher
If you're in love it ought to make you happy. You ought to laugh. -- F. Scott Fitzgerald
I made people laugh as a kid, but that's not how you make a living. -- Bob Newhart
What's matter of importance is that if you can make your ownself laugh and smile. -- Shailee J-N
If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill you. -- Oscar Wilde
The real good comedians, like Chaplin, would make you laugh and a second later, cry -- Martin Landau
When you can laugh at yourself no one can ever make a fool of you. -- Joan Rivers
It's lovely to work with a group of actors who make you laugh and smile. -- Kelly Reilly
Just having someone make you laugh so hard that it hurts is so healing to me. -- Mariska Hargitay
Sometimes the best way to make 'em laugh is to show 'em how you honestly feel. -- Jon Lovitz
Fairytales have always got to have that scary quality, as long as you make them laugh. -- Helena Bonham Carter
I absolutely want to have a career where you make'em laugh and make'em cry. It's all theater. -- Jim Carrey
Comedy is surprises, so if you're intending to make somebody laugh and they don't laugh, that's funny. -- Norm MacDonald
Laughter is a release of tension. When influencing, make the other person laugh; you'll gain rapport instantly. -- Marshall Sylver
When you are totally depressed, you should try giggling. Just make yourself laugh. Force yourself to laugh. -- Yoko Ono
I'm an entertainer, not a commentator. If you're a comedian your job is to make people laugh. -- Johnny Carson
If you can make just one person laugh, then you are already doing better than Tony Danza. -- Emo Philips
The two best things you can do for a person is have sex or make them laugh. -- Chris Rock
Action can make you laugh. But just because you are glad. Even if there is no meaning. -- Jean-Luc Godard
If you can make the reader laugh he is apt to get careless and go on reading. -- Henry Green
I've certainly played those leading man or male juvenile roles, where you're not supposed to make people laugh. -- Andrew Rannells
Lady, if you laugh and you don't make a noise, you're a shaker, and it's freaking me out. -- Christopher Titus
But I really believe that if you have the ability, there is an obligation to make people laugh -- Bob Newhart
I'd like to make you laugh for about ten minutes though I'm gonna be on for an hour. -- Richard Pryor
It's great to work with the people who make you laugh and who are funnier than I am. -- Ben Stiller
You can't make everybody laugh. You gotta just do what you think is funny. Just be obstreperous to everybody. -- Colin Quinn
Puns are just another form of sarcasm, which may or may not make you - smile, giggle, or laugh. -- Aniruddha Sastikar
Jack Black is so funny! On and off screen, like, he would make you laugh every day. He's hilarious. -- Caitlin Hale
When you have a writing partner and you're writing a comedy, your goal is to make each other laugh. -- Lauren Miller
If you can jump up onstage and make people laugh, shouldn't you also be able to inhabit a character? -- Eric Bana
I love the fact that I'm having an opportunity to make people laugh and you actually get to hear it. -- Sam Elliott
Most people are bad with names. I have learned a trick: Make them laugh and they will never forget you. -- Mike Thompson
Oh, America! I could never leave you! You're like my dog, dumb as a post but you make me laugh! -- Bill Maher
If you are going to tell people the truth, you had better make them laugh or they will kill you. -- Oscar Wilde
Art must make you laugh a little and make you a little afraid. Anything as long as it doesn't bore, -- Jean Dubuffet
Next to sex my favorite thing is laughing - it's part of sex. Make me laugh - I'll love you. -- Penny Marshall
The most important thing for me as an actor playing a character is to make you laugh. That's my No. 1 goal. -- Eric Stonestreet
The moments that make life worth living are when things are at their worst and you find a way to laugh. -- Amy Schumer
I am trying to release endorphins here. I am not preaching to you - I am trying to make you laugh. -- Jimmy Carr
Once you learn how to make people laugh, then you get to choose exactly how you want to make them laugh. -- John Oliver
I do love comedy, and when it's a comedy moment and you can make people laugh, of course it is wonderful. -- Maggie Smith
There are so many beautiful girls around that after a while you start looking for someone who can make you laugh -- Candace Bushnell
Humor is how you change people's opinions, and if you can make someone laugh, they'll listen, even if they hate you. -- John Waters
A good song can make you smile, or it can make you dance or laugh or remind you of a moment. -- Charli XCX
Why should I waste my good time making a straight dramatic film? The people who can't make you laugh can do that. -- Mel Brooks
You know what make me laugh? Good, clean, honest humor. Not-trying-to-be-funny humor. Like Will Ferrell. Will Ferrell got that kind of humor. -- Redman
If you can make someone laugh who's dead set against you, that's the first step to winning them over to your side. -- John Waters
Always be your husband's best friend, make him laugh and give him a little bit of freedom - you can't suffocate him. -- Roselyn Sanchez
Nothing increases happiness like quiet time. The truth is, the only moments that make you laugh or happy are seconds of stillness. -- Russell Simmons
With all the trouble black people have, they try to forget on weekends. You've got to be good to make them laugh. -- Flip Wilson
You have to learn the crowd. I just pay attention to them so I can make sure I can make them laugh. -- Dane Cook
Because you make me laugh don't make you a comic. A comedian is a person who, that's how they make their living. -- Dick Gregory
I don't want to push the envelope. Let the envelope stay in the middle of the table. I'll just make you laugh. -- Rita Rudner
If you want to be a comedian, go out. Do a week in Des Moines, Iowa. Try to make those people laugh. -- Nick Swardson
You have to be great friends and make each other laugh. We laugh a lot and neither is jealous of the other. -- Ruby Wax
Fairy tales have always got to have something a bit scary for children - as long as you make them laugh as well. -- Roald Dahl
There's so much living to be squeeze into the cracks of one little day. You can make someone laugh, smile, hope, sing, think. -- Regina Brett
They are not embarrassed to cry with you when you are hurting or laugh with you when you make a fool of yourself. -- Bob Marley
There's only one true superpower amongst human beings, and that is being funny. People treat you differently if you can make them laugh. -- Jeff Garlin
I love Vines. You make this 6.4-second drama, and you can reach 6 million viewer, and make people laugh. I find it so fabulous. -- Joan Rivers
Comedy is harder than drama, because with comedy you're expecting a result..you make them laugh. [If] they ain't laughing then you're screwed. -- Billy Bob Thornton
Stay with me. I'll show you things that'll make you laugh in delight, scream in passion, cry for the sheer joy of it. -- Nalini Singh
Make him laugh and he will think you a trivial fellow, but bore him in the right way and your reputation is assured. -- W. Somerset Maugham
My dad would always say, 'What can you do to make the world a better place?' Well, I can make people laugh. -- Jon Lovitz
That's actually a rare thing to be on a set full of people that you admire and make you laugh all the time. -- Ed Helms
If you became a comedian in the '80s, you had to work the circuit and make people laugh. Canned laughter is cheating. -- Paul Merton
"Do not call yourself an "artist-photographer" and make "artist-painters" and "artist-sculptors" laugh; call yourself a photographer and wait for artists to call you brother." -- Ralph Waldo Emerson

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