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  • I also surround myself with people who make me laugh. If I'm not laughing, it upsets my day. -- Jessie J
  • If you can make me laugh, my heart is yours! I think there's nothing more attractive than someone who doesn't take themselves too seriously. -- Shay Mitchell
  • Among those whom I like or admire, I can find no common denominator, but among those whom I love, I can: all of them make me laugh. -- W. H. Auden
  • I love people who make me laugh. I honestly think it's the thing I like most, to laugh. It cures a multitude of ills. It's probably the most important thing in a person. -- Audrey Hepburn
  • I love a girl that can make me laugh. I am not really a laugh-at-things type of guy and I don't smile and laugh all the time... But if a girl can make me laugh... I'm in love!!!! -- Jesse McCartney
  • The laughs mean more to me than the adoration. If two girls walk up to me and one says 'you're cute', I'll say thank you, but I appreciate it much more when the other one says 'you make me laugh so much'. -- Michael J. Fox
  • I look for friends who make me laugh. -- Christian Lacroix
  • Films with a message just make me laugh. -- Claude Chabrol
  • You've got a million ways to make me laugh -- Miley Cyrus
  • There's something about a Christmas sweater that will always make me laugh. -- Kristen Wiig
  • All great comedians make me laugh, but people make me laugh more. -- Louie Anderson
  • You know, honestly, if a girl can make me laugh, I'm pretty much sold. -- Ryan Lochte
  • For me, the most attractive thing in a man is the ability to make me laugh. -- Mollie King
  • Books are my friends, my companions. They make me laugh and cry and find meaning in life. -- Christopher Paolini
  • Seduction is about intelligence and wit. Someone who makes me laugh has every chance to seduce me. -- Riccardo Tisci
  • My dad knows how to tell a story. He'd make me laugh by doing all the different voices. -- Lily Collins
  • No one can make me cry Make me laugh Make me smile Or drive me mad like she does -- Kenny Chesney
  • Jokes that make me laugh out loud when I write them almost always bomb. I have no idea why. -- Chris Hardwick
  • My favourite people to follow on Twitter are... my fans. They make me laugh so much and keep me smiling. -- Ellie Goulding
  • Almost anything makes me laugh, especially jokes at my own expense. And I will never, ever admit to being ticklish anywhere. -- Judd Nelson
  • I want someone who can make me laugh and just be normal and understand my lifestyle and how I wanna live it. -- Selena Gomez
  • Jon Stewart kills me. I love him. And Bill Maher. He does an hour on HBO. But entirely political. It is awfully rough, but he does make me laugh. -- Dick Van Dyke
  • I'd probably describe my sense of humor as 'twisted,' I guess. It's not hard to make me laugh, especially when I'm surrounded by my close friends, especially my bandmates. -- Mac DeMarco
  • I want to feel passion, I want to feel pain. I want to weep at the sound of your name. Come make me laugh, come make me cry... just make me feel alive. -- Joey Lauren Adams
  • Defend my honor protect my pride the good advice i always hated but looking back it made me greater .. u make me laugh u make me hoarse from yelling at you and getting at u ... -- Nicki Minaj
  • I want a soul mate who can sit me down, shut me up, tell me ten things I don't already know, and make me laugh. I don't care what you look like, just turn me on. -- Henry Rollins
  • As a kid I watched television 24 hours a day and loved every minute of it. The two shows that always make me laugh and are therefore my favourites are The Dick Van Dyke Show and Fawlty Towers. -- Colin Mochrie
  • I like girls that have a nice smile and nice eyes. I want to date a girl who understands my busy schedule and that I have to be on tour a lot. And she has to make me laugh! -- Austin Mahone
  • My mother used to push 'Wuthering Heights' on me as a boy, and I sensed from her breathy description of the story that it would make me laugh. I have no plans to find out if this is true. -- Walter Kirn
  • If you want a definition of poetry, say: Poetry is what makes me laugh or cry or yawn, what makes my toenails twinkle, what makes me want to do this or that or nothing and let it go at that. -- Dylan Thomas
  • I've known my best friend since I was a baby, and I don't know what I would do without her. She is always straight with me and can make me laugh hysterically. Everyone should have someone like that in their life. -- Jasmine Guinness
  • I like to play pranks on my girlfriend, you know, keep things fresh for me, make me laugh, you know? She hates it. But like, the other night, I put Saran wrap over the toilet seat, you know, which doesn't sound that original, but she's bulimic. -- Anthony Jeselnik
  • I don't watch a whole lot of stand up. Mainly I prefer to read writers; they make me laugh the most. Something gets you when you're alone and someone's voice is coming through their work. There's a different quality to it that stays with you a bit more. -- Dylan Moran
  • If a man can make me laugh and stimulate me intellectually, then I wouldn't mind if he was 4 ft. 8 in. with a huge belly. The only thing that would put me off is bad breath - but even that can be fixed. A bad personality isn't so easy to fix. -- Olga Kurylenko
  • I always laugh the hardest at the stuff you see in day-to-day life. It's great when somebody can tell a joke that really makes you laugh hard, but to see some kind of personal interaction that no one could write is so good. Those are always the things that make me laugh. -- Luke Wilson
  • Every now and then, someone will tell me that one of my books has made them laugh out loud. I never believe them because: a.) my books don't make me laugh out loud; and b.) sometimes I have said this to a writer, when really what I meant was, 'Your book made me smile appreciatively.' -- Mary Roach
  • Every role is a potential lover. I ask: Are they someone I want to wake up to in the morning and go to bed with at night? Do they question my assumptions about life? Consume me to distraction? Make my cry, then clown to make me laugh again? If I say yes, then it's all I need. -- Aunjanue Ellis
  • As much as I would love to be a person that goes to parties and has a couple of drinks and has a nice time, that doesn't work for me. I'd just rather sit at home and read, or go out to dinner with someone, or talk to someone I love, or talk to somebody that makes me laugh. -- Daniel Radcliffe
  • I just feel like people like a little break. Especially at 12:37 at night, you go, like, 'I'm just tired of the snarky right now. I just want to lie down and have somebody make me laugh for an hour. Entertain me, and then I'm going to sleep with a smile on my face.' That's my job; that's what I do. -- Jimmy Fallon
  • I'm a sucker for gag reels and teaser trailers for new seasons. One of the great parts of panels, especially on a show like 'Supernatural,' which can be so dark, it's fun to get up there and laugh and remember we're only telling a story. Seeing Eric Kripke and Ben Edlund up there being so funny always makes me laugh. -- Jared Padalecki
  • I don't know if you know you're funny, but you enjoy being funny. I know I'm funny because people tell me I am, but when I watch myself, it doesn't make me laugh. Does that make sense? Because I know the jokes, and to me, I feel like I'm pulling the wool over people's eyes. And there are probably people who do not enjoy what I do. -- Greg Behrendt
  • I love a man with a great sense of humor and who is intelligent - a man who has a great smile. He has to make me laugh. I like a man who is very ambitious and driven and who has a good heart and makes me feel safe. I like a man who is very strong and independent and confident - that is very sexy - but at the same time, he's very kind to people. -- Nicole Scherzinger
  • Random things make me laugh. -- Sandra Bernhard
  • I love men who make me laugh. -- Nastassja Kinski
  • I love people who make me laugh! -- Audrey Hepburn
  • Don't make me laugh, I'd much rather cry. -- Ellen Hopkins
  • Jim Norton and Harland Williams always make me laugh. -- Dane Cook
  • I love a guy who can make me laugh. -- Vanessa Hudgens
  • You make me laugh like a loon on loon tablets! -- Louise Rennison
  • To make people laugh was almost a sickness with me. -- Sholom Aleichem
  • I'd go mad if I didn't have things to make me laugh. -- Stuart Rose
  • My way of making people like me was to make 'em laugh. -- Carrot Top
  • Summer and the laugh of my daughter make me believe in god. -- Adrian Robinson
  • I'm a good audience in general, but it's hard to make me laugh. -- Dan Fogler
  • I would make people who bullied me laugh, so that's my defense mechanism. -- Sherri Shepherd
  • I'm just interested in things that move me and make me think, make me laugh. -- Hattie Morahan
  • I can make people laugh at the drop of a dime. God's given me that ability. -- Tracy Morgan
  • Just having someone make you laugh so hard that it hurts is so healing to me. -- Mariska Hargitay
  • I love someone who can make me laugh. And someone who's secure - I think that's sexy. -- Roselyn Sanchez
  • Lady, if you laugh and you don't make a noise, you're a shaker, and it's freaking me out. -- Christopher Titus
  • My fans are so funny, they make me laugh so much. I've got some really, really, funny, clever fans. -- Ellie Goulding
  • Most of the stuff I do on the show comes out of me just trying to make my friends laugh. -- Adam Sandler
  • Next to sex my favorite thing is laughing - it's part of sex. Make me laugh - I'll love you. -- Penny Marshall
  • Oh, America! I could never leave you! You're like my dog, dumb as a post but you make me laugh! -- Bill Maher
  • Being funny has always mattered a lot to me. It's why I started acting - to make my friends laugh. -- Nick Wechsler
  • I'm nuts and I know it. But so long as I make 'em laugh, they ain't going to lock me up. -- Red Skelton
  • The most important thing for me as an actor playing a character is to make you laugh. That's my No. 1 goal. -- Eric Stonestreet
  • I don't think there's anything Craig Ferguson could say that would make me laugh. Ad-libbing is not the same as entertainment. -- Andy Kindler
  • He bursts out laughing. It's short, as if he regretted allowing me to make him laugh, but the satisfaction's already mine. -- Melina Marchetta
  • You know what make me laugh? Good, clean, honest humor. Not-trying-to-be-funny humor. Like Will Ferrell. Will Ferrell got that kind of humor. -- Redman
  • I don't care what the haters and naysayers say. If they make jokes about me, I'll laugh because they'll probably be funny. -- Paula Deen
  • Because you make me laugh don't make you a comic. A comedian is a person who, that's how they make their living. -- Dick Gregory
  • With my talent, I can make people laugh and give them another attitude about life. What a blessing that is for me. -- Doris Roberts
  • Stay with me. I'll show you things that'll make you laugh in delight, scream in passion, cry for the sheer joy of it. -- Nalini Singh
  • sometimes it's better to bunk a class & enjoy with friends, coz today when I look back, marks never make me laugh memories do. -- Abdul Kalam
  • Things that are really offensive make me laugh because I like things that push the envelope, go out on a limb, and are bold. -- Courteney Cox
  • I heard David Sedaris read live recently which was a complete delight. Few writers make me laugh out loud on the bus. He does. -- Hattie Morahan
  • To me, the trick is not how can I make people laugh. It is, how can I make people laugh in a different way. -- Vir Das
  • Going to Catholic school was what fueled me into comedy. The nuns were so brutal so I used to try to make my friends laugh. -- Downtown Julie Brown
  • Over the past 50 years Bob Hope employed 88 joke writers who supplied him with more than one million gags, and he still couldn't make me laugh. -- Eddie Murphy
  • To me, feminism means equality between men and women. I want to make people laugh and also point out some injustices or inequalities I see. -- Amy Schumer
  • Sometimes, it's better to bunk a class and enjoy with friends, because now, when I look back, marks never make me laugh, but memories do. -- A. P. J. Abdul Kalam
  • Photography has always been important to me for that, being able to make sense of something or understand something or remember something or laugh at something. -- Nick Zinner
  • What turned me on to comedy was - well, first of all, I like being able to laugh, I like people who can make me laugh. -- Nathan Fillion
  • I do consider myself a clown and a court jester, and I do love to make people laugh, whether they're laughing with me or at me. -- Richard Simmons
  • I could always make people around me laugh. It was more of a defense mechanism more than anything else, because I was a pretty shy guy. -- Tim Hawkins
  • My favorite thing to pass the time in the makeup chair is YouTube videos of talking cats. I don't know why, but they make me laugh. -- Doug Jones
  • I like to make people laugh. I like that kind of silly stuff. For me, it's a natural thing to want to do something like this. -- Carmen Electra
  • When your mother gives you confidence about anything that you do, you carry that confidence with you.She made me believe that I could make someone laugh. -- Gene Wilder
  • Love me, and I will laugh for you, and if you can make me laugh, my laughter will, quite simply, ransom the whole of the world from death. -- Catherynne M. Valente
  • To make my brothers and my sister laugh was the greatest joy to me in my life. I like people who can make fun of themselves a lot. -- Gemma Ward
  • I do not get offended if you insult me, laugh at me or even make fun of me. I am offended when you do so to my dreams. -- Sameh Elsayed
  • I'm a confident person. I just try to be me. I like to make people laugh, I am a comedienne - so if people find me sexy, that's awesome. -- Ashley Tisdale
  • While cats can be infuriating, little old women in fur coats, they make me laugh. Of course, dogs, horses and my highly social chickens are dear to me, too. -- Rita Mae Brown
  • Judd Apatow, Conan O'Brien ... taking what you think is funny, and then adding another layer to it. That's kind of my sensibility. Those are the guys that make me laugh. -- Joe Buck
  • I like to be around people who make me laugh. It's one of my favorite things on a set. I hate it when people take themselves serious in a film set. -- Evangeline Lilly
  • Kanye [West] just says the funniest analogies that are so random. I should start keeping a book - in 20 years, I'll have a big book of analogies.They always make me laugh. -- Kim Kardashian
  • I love a girl with a sense of humor. Someone who can make me laugh and that I can get along with and talk with and who is just sweet overall, inside and out. -- Logan Henderson
  • I realized, dumb people don't know they're dumb. When people try to make me laugh and they try to be funny, that's when they lose me. I find a lot of comedy in honesty. -- Nathan Fillion
  • I try to write the books I would love to come upon that are honest, concerned with real lives, human hearts, spiritual transformation, families, secrets, wonder, craziness - and that can make me laugh. -- Anne Lamott
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