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  • The mailman doesn't deliver on Sundays. -- Scottie Pippen
  • Let's start off with my father being a mailman. -- John Kasich
  • Please, never despise the translator. He's the mailman of human civilization. -- Alexander Pushkin
  • Well, at least you have led us to the small mailman and the one who smells of prunes." - "UP -- Walt Disney
  • If a fellow wants to be nobody in the business world, let him neglect sending the mailman to somebody on his behalf. -- Charles Kettering
  • Now, as an adult, I appreciate those memories. Mom taught me the importance of compassion for your waitress, your crossing guard, your mailman. -- Cate Edwards
  • The dog is very smart. He feels sorry for me because I receive so much mail; that's why he tries to bite the mailman. -- Albert Einstein
  • I got a postcard from my gynecologist. It said, Did you know it's time for your annual check-up? No, but now my mailman does. -- Cathy Ladman
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  • If I could tell you only one thing about my life it would be this: when I was seven years old the mailman ran over my head. -- Brady Udall
  • I would especially like to re-court the Muse of poetry, who ran off with the mailman four years ago, and drops me only a scribbled postcard from time to time. -- John Updike
  • Strange medical news from Pakistan: A man had a successful organ transplant with a dog. They gave the man a dog's organ. In a related story today, Keith Richards was seen chasing a mailman. -- Craig Kilborn
  • Now I see some family resemblance. I was starting to wonder if Jill was adopted, but you two kind of look like each other." "So does our mailman back in North Dakota," said Adrian. -- Richelle Mead
  • My life is gardening, cleaning around the house and power washing. I power wash everything: my wife, the mailman with the f-cking mail, power wash his ass, f-ck my mail up, I don't care. -- J. B. Smoove
  • People behind the Iron curtain have such an incredible image of America and jazz. I expected to find a Gerry Mulligan or Miles Davis on every corner...I almost expected a Shorty Rogers to deliver the milk, a Bud Shank to be the mailman. -- Gabor Szabo
  • Since that deluge of newspaper articles I have been so flooded with questions, invitations, suggestions, that I keep dreaming I am roasting in Hell, and the mailman is the devil eternally yelling at me, showering me with more bundles of letters at my head because I have not answered the old ones. -- Albert Einstein
  • Tohru: "Call a doctor, or a vet, or something! Mr. Postman! It's terrible! You see?! They're animals!" Mailman: "Well, uh, yes, they certainly are. Here's your mail." Tohru: "No, no, we've got to do something!" (Shigure in dog form grabs the letter.) Mailman: "I wish my dog was as smart. Good day! -- Natsuki Takaya
  • Wearing shorts is a huge perk. I think it's probably one of the reasons people become mailmen. You also get to drive in that vehicle that should be illegal in the United States, where the steering wheel is on the other side. They have no rules! They are the punk rock of government jobs. -- Jimmy Fallon
  • Babies learn most of what they know from interactions with their parents, but not of the formal, instructional variety. Babies learn from spontaneous, everyday events--the mailman at the door with a package to open...all of which need adult interpretation. They are real events of interest and concern to babies and young children....By contrast, infant education is artificial and out of context. -- Sandra Scarr
  • Oh, good lord, Jeff. Don't go getting all emotional on me. I've been getting it from my mom, my dad, my sister, the freaking MAILMAN--I don't need it from you, too. All I ask is that you promise me one thing.' 'What?' 'Just water the plants while I'm gone, all right?' 'You don't have plants, Tad.' 'I know. I just always wanted to say that. -- Jordan Sonnenblick
  • If I could do it all over again, I'd be the mailman. I love housewives, and I hate dogs. What more is there? -- Norman Fell
  • I learned to park outside of Denny's because it's 24 hours. I made a deal at a 7-Eleven with a mailman so I could get my mail delivered there. -- Tony Robbins
  • Let's start off with my father being a mailman. So I understand the concerns of all the folks across this country, some of whom having trouble, you know, making ends meet. -- John Kasich
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