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Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas. -- Johnny Carson
Learning music by reading about it is like making love by mail. -- Luciano Pavarotti
I started on the fringes of journalism as a cartoonist on The Daily Mail. -- Humphrey Lyttelton
He that respects himself is safe from others. He wears a coat of mail that none can pierce. -- Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
The Mail Online is like carbs - you know you shouldn't but you do. Probably two or three times a day -- Lily Allen
Every once in a while, someone will mail me a single popcorn kernel that didn't pop. I'll get out a fresh kernel, tape it to a piece of paper and mail it back to them. -- Orville Redenbacher
Mirth is the Mail of Anguish -- -- Emily Dickinson
How can one not be fond of something that the Daily Mail despises? -- Stephen Fry
It was personal to me." ~Kathleen Kelly (Meg Ryan) in You've Got Mail -- Nora Ephron
If you read the 'Daily Mail,' you would imagine that the British middle classes lead lives of unremitting misery. -- Simon Hoggart
The Daily Mail can't say 'asylum-seeker' without saying 'foreign criminal' in the same sentence. I'm sure it's practically editorial policy. -- Chris Cleave
If I blew my nose the Daily Express and the Daily Mail would say that I am trying to spread germ warfare. -- Ken Livingstone
Politicians are just Daily Mail journalists writ large, aren't they? They're always telling us what's going to happen, and we know they don't know! -- Tom Baker
Mail from home was so important when you were traveling. It kept you in touch with the familiar, even the part you were running from. -- Helen Van Slyke
You can't expect to work for the Daily Mail group and have the rest of society treat with you respect as a useful member of society, because you are not. -- Ken Livingstone
An article on playwrights in the Daily Mail , listed according to Hard Left, Soft Left, Hard Right, Soft Right and Centre. I am not listed. I should probably come under Soft Centre. -- Alan Bennett
If you're going to steal a car, don't steal a mail vehicle. They don't mess around. I mean, have fun, steal all the cars you want, but don't steal a U.S. Mail vehicle. -- Rob Huebel
My immediate instinct when faced with the questions from The Mail on Sunday ten days ago was to protect my family's privacy and particularly my son in his first term at university, living away from home. -- Cherie Blair
Mail armor continued in general use till about the year 1300, when it was gradually supplanted by plate armor, or suits consisting of pieces or plates of solid iron, adapted to the different parts of the body. -- Thomas Bulfinch
I most definitely would not buy the 'Daily Mail,' which pours a kind of livid torpor into the eyelids of the average Brit - I skimmed through a copy recently and couldn't believe the rubbish in it. -- Charles Hazlewood
Harry Potter, he sends a message on Owl Mail while us poor old muggles have to make do with instantaneous emails and texting. Oh, if only we could be like you Harry Potter, with your four day owl delivery! -- Craig Ferguson
There were always plenty of newspapers in the house. The Times, Guardian, Daily Telegraph and Daily Mail were all regular fixtures on the coffee table. I used to enjoy reading The Times editorial pages and the Daily Mail sports pages. -- Lionel Barber
The last of Summer is Delight - Deterred by Retrospect. 'Tis Ecstasy's revealed Review - Enchantment's Syndicate. To meet it - nameless as it is - Without celestial Mail - Audacious as without a Knock To walk within the Veil. -- Emily Dickinson
I have a small tattered clipping that I sometimes carry with meand pull out for purposes of privateamusement. It's a weather forecast from theWestern Daily Mail and it says, in toto: 'Outlook: Dry and warm, but cooler with some rain. -- Bill Bryson
In Britian we have a free press. It's not a pretty press, but it's free. The people who can't bear the Daily Mail, they say: 'you should ban it'. No no, no no, you don't ban it... you don't buy it. -- Ian Hislop
War is only glorious when you buy it in the Daily Mail and enjoy it at the breakfast table. It goes splendidly with bacon and eggs. Real war is the final limit of damnable brutality, and that's all there is in it. -- Geoffrey Studdert Kennedy
In the U.K., we have a paper called 'The Daily Mail,' which is quite misogynist. And every day, it just writes pieces about: 'Women, you're going to die now! Women, here's shoes that give you cancer! Women, just hate yourselves!' -- Caitlin Moran
I had a financial page to write in the Mail on Sunday where I'd give tips on shares. I worked there for two and a half years. Nothing compares to the burst of energy felt on a newsroom floor when a big story breaks. -- Adam Faith
I had a financial page to write in the Mail on Sunday where Id give tips on shares. I worked there for two and a half years. Nothing compares to the burst of energy felt on a newsroom floor when a big story breaks. -- Adam Faith
I'd tax the Daily Mail [if I were a Prime Minister] so high no one could afford to buy it. I hate that paper, I think it's really vicious. I picked one up the other day and every single page is about hate. It's just so negative. -- Jason Flemyng
I get mail; therefore I am. -- Scott Adams
Gentlemen don't read each other's mail. -- Henry L. Stimson
My mother answers all my fan mail. -- Patti Smith
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Always write angry letters to your enemies. Never mail them. -- James Fallows
I'm certainly getting a lot more mail... that's basically it. -- Sam Mendes
It seems a long time since the morning mail could be called correspondence. -- Jacques Barzun
I have no ghost writers. I personally write every message and every piece of published mail. -- David Wilkerson
As of today, the Postfix mail transport agent has almost 50,000 lines of code, comments not included. -- Wietse Venema
You wouldn't believe the kind of hate mail I get about my work on irregular verbs. -- Steven Pinker
Fan mail is one thing, but fans you meet in person are a different matter entirely. -- Audrey Meadows
I would really hate to have e-mail. It's bad enough with all the mail I get. -- Marian McPartland
And I did Batman, too. I did Mr. Freeze. I get more mail for him than anything I've ever done. -- Eli Wallach
Liberal soccer moms are precisely as likely to receive anthrax in the mail as to develop a capacity for linear thinking. -- Ann Coulter
If you want something, it will elude you. If you do not want something, you will get ten of it in the mail. -- Anna Quindlen
When I fly British Airways, I can't help but read the free Daily Mail, which makes me glad I am leaving the country. -- Martin Parr
I don't like to feel like I'm some fragile package that has to be shipped by high-priority mail and handled with white gloves. -- Taylor Swift
If I don't get at least one e-mail every ten minutes, I feel unloved. Even junk mail makes me feel seen. Sad, I know. Sigh. -- Chris Abani
As a result of the digital age and the decline of first-class mail, there is no question that the Postal Service must change and develop a new business model. -- Bernie Sanders
At least for the people who send me mail about a new language that they're designing, the general advice is: do it to learn about how to write a compiler. -- Dennis Ritchie
At least for the people who send me mail about a new language that they're designing, the general advice is: do it to learn about how to write a compiler -- Dennis Ritchie
At a time when the Post Office is losing substantial revenue from the instantaneous flow of information by email and on the Internet, slowing mail service is a recipe for disaster. -- Bernie Sanders
Of all Americans who have appeared on the nation's postage stamps, Ayn Rand is probably the only one to have thought that the United States government has no business delivering mail. -- Thomas Mallon
You do it a day at a time. You write as well as you can, you put it in the mail, you leave it under submission, you never leave it at home. -- James Lee Burke
I've taken a mail packet boat along the southern Newfoundland coast and spent some time on St. Pierre and Miquelon watching the seal colonies. I like pine trees. I like cold rivers. -- Joseph Monninger
One serious drawback about letters is that, in order to get them, one must send some out. When it comes to the mail, I feel it is better to receive than to give. -- Joseph Epstein
I dont know if Im a heartthrob or if I want to be one! I heard that I get the most fan mail. Its very flattering, and lovely to be popular with the public. -- Christopher Parker
If you take the biological weapons in the United States we still will have perhaps a single individual who was able to make anthrax, dry it, and spread it through the mail and cause terror. -- Hans Blix
In terms of being a role model, I didn't start out to be one. I don't go to work every day with that in mind. But, I do get a lot of fan mail from young girls. -- Victoria Pratt
Twice I had been stopped by these jobs, and I thought the role on Dark Shadows would go on for about three or four weeks. And then, the phenomenon began, the role caught on, the mail started to flood in. -- Jonathan Frid
If I'm home with no chore at hand, and a package of books has come, the television set and the chess board and the unanswered mail will have to manage without me if one of the books is a detective story. -- Rex Stout
The Net is not television. It is the finest direct-marketing mechanism in the history of mankind. It is direct mail with free stamps, and it allows you to create richer and deeper relationships than you've ever been able to create before. -- Seth Godin
Any beings advanced enough to traverse interstellar distances are at least a thousand years beyond our technical level. Spending gobs of time examining our missiles is equivalent to sending the Air Force back to the Middle Ages and insisting they examine the chain mail factories. -- Seth Shostak
Each year, in my quaint efforts to send out paper holiday cards with personal messages, I probably discard one for every three I actually manage to put in the mail. The reason is that my handwriting is now less legible than it was when I was in the second grade. -- Meghan Daum
Alongside my 'no email' policy, I resolve to make better use of the wonderful Royal Mail, and send letters and postcards to people. There is a huge pleasure in writing a letter, putting it in an envelope and sticking the stamp on it. And huge pleasure in receiving real letters, too. -- Tom Hodgkinson
I like fruit baskets because it gives you the ability to mail someone a piece of fruit without appearing insane. Like, if someone just mailed you an apple you'd be like, 'huh? What the hell is this?' But if it's in a fruit basket you're like, 'this is nice!' -- Demetri Martin
When I go to business meetings, I'm still told way too often by some receptionist, 'The mail room is downstairs,' to believe that racial perceptions don't still exist. But I figure there are always going to be knuckleheads no matter how many of their herd get stuck in the tar pits of progress. -- John Ridley
Instead of waiting until the holiday season - when mail solicitations flood in from worthy organizations - and making a flurry of gifts because this is the time of year to give, sit down and take stock. Identify your passion, learn about it, and direct your time, mind, and dollars to aligned causes and organizations. -- Laura Arrillaga-Andreessen
I had a vague idea of the song's impact in the '60s, but that was tempered by the hate mail and threats I was receiving. It was only about ten years ago, when I finally put it back in my show because so many people were asking for it, that I understood 'Society's Child' real impact. -- Janis Ian
I have to admit I've found myself doing the same things that a lot of other rock stars do or are forced to do. Which is not being able to respond to mail, not being able to keep up on current music, and I'm pretty much locked away a lot. The outside world is pretty foreign to me. -- Kurt Cobain
I won't ever do e-mail. -- David Mamet
Forward my mail to Mars. -- Stanley Kunitz
I love receiving fan mail. -- Lara Flynn Boyle
Half my fan mail comes from Japan. -- Ben Barnes
SEO is not synonymous to JUNK E-MAIL. -- Matt Cutts
There should be no censorship of mail. -- Barbara Deming
I spend almost every morning with mail. -- Seamus Heaney
Discourse is fleeting, but junk mail is forever. -- Joe Bob Briggs
I receive more fan mail from the females. -- Nobuo Uematsu
I'm hopeless by e-mail, by phone, by text. -- Rachel Maddow
Work out problems in person, not on e-mail. -- Karin Ireland
Unsolicited advice is the junk mail of life. -- Bernard Williams
E-mail is a victim of its own success. -- Mitch Kapor
E-mail creates the illusion that you're writing. You're not. -- Susan Elizabeth Phillips
Our mail product, Hotmail, is the market leader globally. -- Steve Ballmer
Congratulations. Your official super-nerd badge is in the mail. -- Rachel Vincent
My fan mail is enormous. Everyone is under six. -- Alexander Calder
Who needs fan mail when you have the Internet? -- Nuno Bettencourt
Exile: A tomb in which you can get mail. -- Madame de Stael
I dont want no mail. Send me a Facebook message. -- Theophilus London
I don't want no mail. Send me a Facebook message. -- Theophilus London
The email of the species is deadlier than the mail. -- Stephen Fry
AWWW ON THE MAIL. The mail man delivers, once again! -- Charlie Flynn
I don't use e-mail or u-mail or whatever it's called. -- Joe Arpaio
E-mail importance is defined by the receiver, not the sender. -- Chris Alexander
Christmas cards ... are technically only junk mail from people you know. -- Patricia Marx
Every girl on the planet was familiar to one-last-time e-mail checks. -- Lauren Myracle
Red notification bubbles on any icon, including mail, drive me crazy. -- Matt Mullenweg
Using e-mail, I can communicate with scientists all over the world. -- Stephen Hawking
Does the e-mail say it's about 'enlargement'-- that might be spam. -- Bill Gates
I don't get fan mail. It disappeared with the digital revolution. -- Berkeley Breathed
The modern day soup line is a check in the mail. -- David I. Rozenberg
I don't e-mail. I've never felt the particular need to e-mail. -- John McCain
Of course you have an e-mail, you idiot, just read it! -- Chris Jericho
They can call or e-mail, too, but I'd rather see the bug. -- Carl E. Olson
swans ... always look as though they'd just been reading their own fan-mail. -- Jan Struther
I communicate mostly via e-mail and receive hundreds of e-mails a day. -- Diane von Furstenberg
If you count E-mail, I'm on the Internet all day, every day. -- Bill Gates
Respondents had been so overwhelmed by their in-box they'd declared "e-mail bankruptcy. -- Susan Maushart
Any editing, software work, and mail is done in this exported Plan 9 -- Dennis Ritchie
Any editing, software work, and mail is done in this exported Plan 9. -- Dennis Ritchie
They said I was a valued customer, now they send me hate mail. -- Sophie Kinsella
My e-mail address is actually my wife's e-mail address. I actually hate computers. -- Joe Sakic
Dreams are like letters from God. Isn't it time you answered your mail? -- Marie-Louise von Franz
I hate the computer. I hate their spell-check. I won't ever do e-mail. -- David Mamet
In the office, the mail that came in was always 10 to 1 for me. -- Davy Jones
I found through my fan mail that women... really wanted a role model. -- Donna Mills
I do. You know, I made a mistake using a private e- mail. -- Hillary Clinton
CBS News finally received anthrax in the mail. As usual, we're number three. -- David Letterman
Everybody is a writer. Everybody uses e-mail and has Facebook pages and tweets. -- Mary Norris

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