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Alice: This is impossible. The Mad Hatter: Only if you believe it is. -- Lewis Carroll
Why is a raven like a writing desk? - Mad Hatter I haven't the slightest idea. - Alice -- Lewis Carroll
Throughout life people will make you mad, disrespect you and treat you bad. Let God deal with the things they do, cause hate in your heart will consume you too. -- Will Smith
Mad Ireland hurt you into poetry. -- W. H. Auden
I love 'Mad Men' & 'Nip Tuck.' -- Sara Ramirez
I've been watching Mad Men since day one. -- Gayle King
Did Mad freakin' Max just call me irritating? -- Joe Pesci
I'm a big fan of 'Mad Men.' -- Bryan Cranston
There's nothing I don't love about 'Mad Men.' -- Andy Cohen
Madmen always think it's the others who are mad. -- Carlos Ruiz Zafon
Sometimes silence resolves a conversation confused by Mad Misconstruction. -- Hugh Leonard
Mad desire, when it has the most, longs for more -- Ovid
Mad dogs and Englishmen go out in the mid-day sun. -- Noel Coward
'Mad Men' has been my big break. I'm beyond thrilled. -- Jessica Pare
Mad, adj. Affected with a high degree of intellectual independence. -- Ambrose Bierce
I used to have Mad Cow's disease, but I'm alright Nooooooooow. -- Billy Connolly
The satiric ethos of Mad was a much bigger childhood influence. -- Alison Bechdel
My greatest thrill was the day Mad magazine spoofed 'Ghost.' -- Jerry Zucker
Perhaps the Mad Hatter had a reason for calling time Him. -- Robert Andrews Millikan
I never stepped foot into a Brooks Brothers before Mad Men. -- Aaron Staton
I never stepped foot into a Brooks Brothers before 'Mad Men.' -- Aaron Staton
If we choose to behave differently, we are considered 'Mad' or 'immature -- Anamika Mishra
So much of 'Doomsday' is taken from the early 'Mad Max' films. -- Neil Marshall
In 2005, my mad half, HER was bornME & HER: a Memoir of Madness, 2012. -- Karen Tyrrell
I dinna trust him," said Slightly Mad Angus. "He reads books an' such. -- Terry Pratchett
It's Hard to Stay Mad When There's So Much Beauty in the World -- Kevin Spacey
The Bible looks like it started out as a game of Mad Libs. -- Bill Maher
Goats," said Maxwell Hyde, "are a special case. Mad as hatters, all of them. -- Diana Wynne Jones
Mad fearlessness is not courage. The only requirement for courage is a good heart. -- Richelle E. Goodrich
Mad, is he? Then I hope he will bite some of my other generals. -- King George II
Mad? Is one who has solved the secret of life to be considered mad? -- Edward T. Lowe, Jr.
Mad, is he? Then I hope that he will bite some of my other generals! -- George III
I was the nerdy one. I always played those kind of characters until Mad Men. -- Christina Hendricks
But in terms of satire and comedy, our biggest and earliest influence was Mad magazine. -- Jerry Zucker
Being on 'The Sopranos' definitely prepared me for the militant secrecy of 'Mad Men.' -- Cara Buono
Mel [Gibson] will always be Mad Max, and me, I will always be a number. -- Patrick McGoohan
Mad cause he aint like me... Oh you mad cause nobody ever did it like me. -- Drake
Inside the mind of 'America's Mad Genius' is not necessarily a place you want to visit. -- Mike Caro
I watch 'Mad Men,' I knit scarves, I cook and am very, very normal. Honestly. -- Annie Lennox
You don't really see too many straight friendships between men and women on 'Mad Men.' -- Jay R. Ferguson
I'd love to do something on 'Mad Men' and 'Boardwalk Empire.' I really like period stuff. -- Jeremy Allen White
Filled with her love, may I be rather grown Mad with much heart, then idiot with none. -- John Donne
With 'Mad Men,' you feel like you're a member of Seal Team Six when you're shooting. -- Ben Feldman
I drive past the Mad Men billboard every day and I can't believe I'm on that show. -- Jessica Pare
I do feel like the end of 'Mad Men' is a sort of a coming of age. -- Jessica Pare
It is time to do away with work place policies that belong in a Mad Men episode. -- Barack Obama
I guess maybe someone at 'Dexter' saw the 'Mad Men' stuff and thought, 'He can do this.' -- Colin Hanks
Believe it or not, there's a lot of humor in 'Mad Men.' Especially in the dark moments. -- Matthew Weiner
I think of dystopian as 'Mad Max,' as 'Book of Eli,' as the world is ending. -- Tyra Banks
I don't have a lot of money. I get some from Mad Men. But I don't think I'm rich. -- Vincent Kartheiser
'Mad' is a term we use to describe a man who is obsessed with one idea and nothing else. -- Ugo Betti
We're all mad here. -- Lewis Carroll
Get mad, then get over it. -- Colin Powell
Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight. -- Phyllis Diller
Insanity is hereditary; you get it from your children. -- Sam Levenson
Because the only people for me are the mad ones. -- Jack Kerouac
A pessimist is one who builds dungeons in the air. -- Walter Winchell
People who try hard to do the right thing always seem mad. -- Stephen King
Every man is a divinity in disguise, a god playing the fool. -- Ralph Waldo Emerson
When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained. -- Mark Twain
Experience: that most brutal of teachers. But you learn, my God do you learn. -- C. S. Lewis
Reading made Don Quixote a gentleman, but believing what he read made him mad. -- George Bernard Shaw
August 28th 2012. Remember that date. It marks the day when the world went raving mad. -- George Monbiot
People say I am mad. I am not mad. I am trying to heal my soul. -- Alejandro Jodorowsky
I read books like mad, but I am careful to to let anything I read influence me. -- Michael Caine
I don't have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who'd be mad at me for saying that. -- Mitch Hedberg
You can't get mad at weather because weather's not about you. Apply that lesson to most other aspects of life. -- Douglas Coupland
There is only one difference between a madman and me. The madman thinks he is sane. I know I am mad. -- Salvador Dali
Men have called me mad; but the question is not yet settled, whether madness is or is not the loftiest intelligence. -- Edgar Allan Poe
The only people for me are the mad ones, the ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved. -- Jack Kerouac
My early ambitions were the same as they are now - to play for Manchester United. I was, and still am, football mad. -- James Nesbitt
Superstition is to religion what astrology is to astronomy the mad daughter of a wise mother. These daughters have too long dominated the earth. -- Voltaire
But I don't want to go among mad people,' said Alice. 'Oh, you can't help that,' said the cat. 'We're all mad here.' -- Lewis Carroll
I looked up affirmative action once in Wikipedia, and it said, 'A measure by which white men are discriminated against,' and I got so mad. -- Gloria Steinem
I want to get a vending machine, with fun sized candy bars, and the glass in front is a magnifying glass. You'll be mad, but it will be too late. -- Mitch Hedberg
What difference does it make to the dead, the orphans, and the homeless, whether the mad destruction is wrought under the name of totalitarianism or the holy name of liberty or democracy? -- Mahatma Gandhi
It's better to get smart than to get mad. I try not to get so insulted that I will not take advantage of an opportunity to persuade people to change their minds. -- John H. Johnson
I worked night and day for twelve years to prevent the war, but I could not. The North was mad and blind, would not let us govern ourselves, and so the war came. -- Jefferson Davis
The record industry is still pissed off that other people are making money off their business, even if it promotes their products and increases their sales. I think they're still mad about radio. -- Jonathan Potter
I have come to believe that the whole world is an enigma, a harmless enigma that is made terrible by our own mad attempt to interpret it as though it had an underlying truth. -- Umberto Eco
There is a place, like no place on earth. A land full of wonder, mystery, and danger. Some say, to survive it, you need to be as mad as a hatter. Which, luckily, I am. -- Lewis Carroll
My husband and I are best of friends first and foremost. We fight like cats and dogs, but never stay mad for long. I was lucky to find him, he is in every way, my soulmate. -- Carnie Wilson
After reading Eminem's autobiography, which I did because I'm so interested in him as an artist, I respect him a lot. Even though he seems angry and mad, he's had to fight so many demons in his life. -- Taryn Manning
I have walked into the palaces of kings and queens and into the houses of presidents. And much more. But I could not walk into a hotel in America and get a cup of coffee, and that made me mad. -- Josephine Baker
Some people are born with a vital and responsive energy. It not only enables them to keep abreast of the times; it qualifies them to furnish in their own personality a good bit of the motive power to the mad pace. -- Kate Chopin
I wanted to write a book that talked about the emotions of children, which is the rainbow. We all have moods. We talk about being blue when we're sad, and being yellow when we're cowards, and when we're mad, we're red. -- Dolly Parton
All the lessons of history in four sentences: Whom the gods would destroy, they first make mad with power. The mills of God grind slowly, but they grind exceedingly small. The bee fertilizes the flower it robs. When it is dark enough, you can see the stars. -- Charles A. Beard
A physician is not angry at the intemperance of a mad patient, nor does he take it ill to be railed at by a man in fever. Just so should a wise man treat all mankind, as a physician does his patient, and look upon them only as sick and extravagant. -- Lucius Annaeus Seneca
How many more tragedies does it take before we do something? How many more children have to die before this country realizes that No Gun Zones create perfect locations for violence? You can not stop criminals and mad men with laws, you can only stop violence with the fear of armed victims. -- Alan Gottlieb
If you really want to live your life to the fullest and realize your greatest potential, you must be willing to run the risk of making some people mad. People may not like what you do, people may not like how you do it, but these people are not living your life. You are! -- Iyanla Vanzant
the only people for me are the mad ones, the ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. -- Jack Kerouac
I get mad. I get sad. I have all those emotions. But I just like to keep them to myself. I don't think my fans need to be bothered with if I'm mad or sad about something. I should just be concerned that they are keeping up with my music or I'm making them happy with my show. -- Demi Lovato
What I tell young couples that are getting married is: you're going to have quarrels, and on some things, you're just going to have to agree to disagree. And when you go to bed at night, kiss each other and tell each other that you love each other. Don't go to bed mad. Life is too short. Keep it simple. -- Si Robertson
I asked him with my eyes to ask again yes and then he asked me would I yes to say yes my mountain flower and first I put my arms around him yes and drew him down to me so he could feel my breasts all perfume yes and his heart was going like mad and yes I said yes I will Yes. -- James Joyce
The moment I was introduced to my wife, Emma, at a party I thought, here she is - and 20 minutes later I told her she ought to marry me. She thought I was as mad as a rat. She wouldn't even give me her telephone number - and she wrote in her diary: 'A funny little man asked me to marry him.' -- Julian Fellowes
For my senior prom, my father finally said I could go - as long as I was home by 9 P.M.! That was around the time that most people were heading out. When I was little I was so mad at them all the time. 'Why can't I do this?' 'Why are there so many rules?' But looking back now, my parents gave me the foundation to have so many choices in life. -- Amy Chua
Certitude drives people mad. -- Friedrich Nietzsche
I'm mad for satin. -- Manolo Blahnik
She's stark raving mad! -- Lewis Carroll
An undevout astronomer is mad. -- Edward Young
Don't get mad. Get everything. -- Ivana Trump
Jealousy will drive you mad. -- Henri de Toulouse-Lautrec
Imagination is the mad boarder. -- Nicolas Malebranche
Daddy's gone mad, hasn't he? -- J. K. Rowling
Batista does look pretty mad. -- Triple H
Humor is reason gone mad. -- Groucho Marx
Don't get mad. Get everything! -- Ivana Trump
Fools are not mad folks. -- William Shakespeare
Don't get mad, get even, -- Robert Kennedy
Don't get even, get mad. -- Frank Sinatra
[Thou] mad mustachio purple-hued maltworms! -- William Shakespeare
Only the half-mad are wholly alive. -- Edward Abbey
Too much philosophy makes men mad. -- Alan Judd
I've always been mad about cats. -- Vivien Leigh
Don't get mad except on purpose. -- Morton Blackwell
Oppression makes a wise man mad. -- Frederick Douglass
Art = a mad search for individualism. -- Paul Gauguin
And mad ambition trumpeteth to all. -- Nathaniel Parker Willis
The undevout astronomer must be mad. -- William Herschel
Tis a mad world, my masters. -- John Taylor

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