Machine Gun quotes:

  • After listening to "Machine Gun" I have to take a nap. -- Lenny Kravitz
  • I do know how to fire a machine gun, so be warned! I'm trained! -- Claire Danes
  • When shooting in the dark, it is a good idea to use a machine gun. -- Craig Bruce
  • When the term 'machine gun' enters common parlance, the word 'machine' becomes much more sinister. -- Scott Westerfeld
  • I'm not an NRA member, but that doesn't mean I didn't appreciate shooting blanks out of a machine gun. -- Bryce Dallas Howard
  • Love is a perky elf dancing a merry little jig and then suddenly he turns on you with a miniature machine gun. -- Matt Groening
  • A James Bond movie is a stuntman's dream. I was in a helicopter firing a machine gun at Piers Brosnan escaping on a motorbike. -- Steve Truglia
  • My gun trainer on the first 'G.I. Joe' gave me about a week of commando training, so I got to shoot every single machine gun and hand gun there was. -- Ray Park
  • No matter how many people you kill, using a machine gun in battle is not a war crime because it does not cause unnecessary suffering; it simply performs its job horrifyingly well. -- Sebastian Junger
  • I was a grunt, walking around in the jungle of Vietnam, trying not to find the enemy. Because I am so big, they were going to give me either a heavy radio or a huge machine gun to carry. I carried a radio. -- Bob Gunton
  • I've always been curious about why one man jumps out of a foxhole with a grenade and charges a machine gun nest, and his buddy next to him sits there cowering. And my feeling is that the difference is tiny between the two. -- Stephen Lang
  • As a young man, every bone in my body wanted to pick up a machine gun and kill Germans. And yet I had absolutely no reason to do so. Certainly nobody invited me to do the job. But that's what I felt that I was trained to do. Now no part of my upbringing was militaristic. -- Pete Townshend
  • You don't throw rocks at a man with a machine gun! -- Roddy Piper
  • He's got a laugh like a machine gun firing through velvet. -- Libba Bray
  • In Texas, we cook bacon a little differently than most folks...MACHINE-GUN BACON. -- Ted Cruz
  • When shooting in the dark, it is a good idea to use a machine gun. -- Craig Bruce
  • My mind's a machine gun, my body's the bullets and the audience is the target. -- GG Allin
  • When the term machine gun enters common parlance, the word machine becomes much more sinister. -- Scott Westerfeld
  • We may find in the long run that tinned food is a deadlier weapon than the machine-gun. -- George Orwell
  • I'm not the kind of faggot who wants to put a rainbow sticker on a machine gun. -- CA Conrad
  • Never bring a gun to a fight where the other guy has a time-machine and tomorrow's newspapers. -- James Nicoll
  • Sometimes I wish God would give me a Holy Ghost machine gun. I'd blow your head off! -- Benny Hinn
  • The AK-47 is not a device of aggression ... I devised this machine-gun for the security of my country. -- Mikhail Kalashnikov
  • The tank, the submarine, the torpedo, the machine-gun, even the rifle and the hand grenade are still in use. -- George Orwell
  • We have a thousand points of light for the homeless man. We've got a kinder gentler machine gun hand. -- Neil Young
  • You could fire a machine gun randomly through the pages of Lord of the Rings and never hit any women. -- Neil Gaiman
  • How many times did someone have to run in front of a machine gun before it became an act of cowardice? -- Michael Herr
  • Once they said they can only stop me with a pistol but today you need a machine gun to stop Messi. -- Hristo Stoichkov
  • We are indebted to Marx, Engels, Lenin and Stalin for giving us a weapon. The weapon is not a machine-gun, but Marxism-Leninism. -- Mao Zedong
  • I am not a dictator, and I do not think I will become one. I will not maintain power with a machine gun. -- Fidel Castro
  • I suddenly remember something I've been told about fear. That amid a hail of machine gun fire you notice the existence of your skin. -- Marguerite Duras
  • You can't kill us all, human.' He was right. I raised the machine gun a little. 'True, but who's going to be first in line? -- Laurell K. Hamilton
  • War is now a form of TV entertainment, and what made the First World War so particularly entertaining were two American inventions, barbed wire and the machine gun. -- Kurt Vonnegut
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  • Switzerland is a land where crime is virtually unknown, yet most Swiss males are required by law to keep in their homes what amounts to a portable, personal machine gun. -- Tom Clancy
  • The tank was originally invented to clear a way for the infantry in the teeth of machine-gun fire. Now it is the infantry who will have to clear a way for the tanks. -- Winston Churchill
  • The camera can be a machine gun, a warm kiss, a sketchbook. Shooting a camera is like saying, Yes, yes, yes. There is no maybe. All the maybes should go in the trash. -- Henri Cartier-Bresson
  • As we learned from the Clinton administration and much of the media, a machine gun in the hands of a federal agent is now a symbol of benevolence and concern for a child's well-being. -- James Bovard
  • Traffic growled and snarled, rising at times to a machine-gun rata-tat-tat, while pedestrians were scuttling about with that desperate ratlike urgency characteristic of all big American cities, but which reaches its ultimate in New York. -- Fritz Leiber