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My nickname in grade school was salamander because I have a lazy eye -- Thom Yorke
I have a wandering eye and a lazy eye so they cancel each other out. It's a push. -- Kevin Nealon
I was born too late for steam trains and a lazy eye meant I'd never be an astronaut. -- Mark Haddon
I'm the munter of my friends. I've got wonky teeth and a lazy eye. My friend Rob is disgusted I'm a heart-throb. -- Russell Howard
Popularity's a weird thing. You can't really define it, and it's not cool to talk about, but you know it when you see it. Like a lazy eye, or porn. -- Lauren Oliver
My nickname in college was talentless midget who has a lazy eye is missing teeth resembles a shaved troll doll because I'm a talentless midget who has a lazy eye is missing teeth resembles a shaved troll dol -- Thom Yorke
When I meet a new person, something has to be a little off for me to consider them beautiful. It could be crooked teeth, or veins in their skin that are a little too visible, or a really dramatic lazy eye. The first guy I ever kissed had a water head. -- Amy Sedaris

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