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I am the worlds laziest writer. -- Oscar Peterson
I was the laziest white kid my dad ever met. -- Norman Lear
Even the laziest King flees wildly in the face of a double check! -- Aron Nimzowitsch
Archie Bunker used to call me 'the laziest white kid he'd ever met.' -- Norman Lear
I'm like the laziest person who ever lived. It's amazing to me I even sit up. -- Fran Lebowitz
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Having judged a few competitions, it's clear that novelists are often the laziest short story writers. -- Sarah Hall
I concentrate on exercises from the waist down, since that is the laziest part of a woman's body. -- Tina Louise
The laziest man I ever met put popcorn in his pancakes so they would turn over by themselves. -- W. C. Fields
I am the laziest man in the world. I invented all those things to save myself from toil. -- Benjamin Franklin
I appoint the laziest person to do the hardest job as they'll find the easiest way to do it -- Bill Gates
I enjoy being part of the entertainment industry, although I'm the laziest person that I've met yet in this business. -- Paul Hogan
When I'm not working, I am the laziest person. I can literally lie on a couch and watch television for 15 hours. -- Jennifer Lawrence
Disobedience, the rarest and most courageous of the virtues, is seldom distinguished from neglect, the laziest and commonest of the vices. -- George Bernard Shaw
No one's lazy. What we would call the laziest person on earth expends a tremendous amount of energy to not do things. -- Frederick Lindemann, 1st Viscount Cherwell
You think of travellers as bold, but our guilty secret is that travel is one of the laziest ways on earth of passing the time. -- Paul Theroux
I'm an all-or-nothing guy. When I'm working, I work, work, work, work, work, and when I'm not, I'm the laziest sloth this planet has ever provided us. -- Al Jourgensen
I'm the laziest person - that's my normal self. When I'm hanging around my house, I literally look like a tramp. I love being comfortable and having no make-up on. -- Suki Waterhouse
Whenever there is hard work to be done, I assign it to the laziest man as he is sure to find an easy way of doing it. Be lazy, think crazy. -- Bill Gates

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