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It's funny, in literature no one ever goes to the lavatory. -- Tom Baker
Being English, I always laugh at anything to do with the lavatory or bottoms. -- Elizabeth Hurley
When you get to my age life seems little more than one long march to and from the lavatory. -- A. C. Benson
In my experience, if you have to keep the lavatory door shut by extending your left leg, it's modern architecture. -- Nancy Banks-Smith
I usually have about four books on the go - a bedside book, a lavatory book, a downstairs book, and the book in my study that I read sneakily while I should be writing. Short stories for the lavatory, obviously. -- Mal Peet
In petrol stations on the motorways where people have left the place looking messy, I clear up each lavatory I happen to have occupied. When people drop paper on the ground, and everything like that, I pick it up, put it in the lavatory, and make that room look nice. -- Joanna Lumley
I don't like rats, but there's not much else I don't like. The problem with rats is they have no fear of human beings, they're loaded with foul diseases, they would run the place given half the chance, and I've had them leap out of a lavatory while I've been sitting on it. -- David Attenborough
Arguing with a dead man in a lavatory is a claustrophobic experience. -- Ian Mcewan
Everything at a NASCAR event carries a corporate logo except the lavatory stalls. -- Brock Yates
Look at the blogosphere - the biggest lavatory wall in the universe, a palimpsest of graffiti and execration. -- A.C. Grayling
In my experience, if you have to keep the lavatory door shut by extending your left leg, it's modern architecture. -- Nancy Banks-Smith
Mark my words, when a society has to resort to the lavatory for its humour, the writing is on the wall. -- Alan Bennett
I boast of being the only man in London who has been bombed off a lavatory seat while reading Jane Austen. She went into the bath; I went through the door. -- Kingsley Martin
The ultimate aim of psychoanalysis is to attribute art to mental weakness, and then to trace the weakness back to the point where, according to analytic dogma, it originated namely, the lavatory. -- Karl Kraus
This won't look so good in my obituary," Schaffer said dolefully. There was a perceptible edge of strain under the lightly-spoken words."Gave his life for his country in a ladies' lavatory in Upper Bavaria. -- Alistair MacLean

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