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Whether it's destiny or fate or whatever, I don't think I could do a French Laundry anywhere else. -- Thomas Keller
We are coming down from our pedestal and up from the laundry room. -- Bella Abzug
If I don't do laundry today, I'm gonna have to buy new clothes tomorrow. -- Anna Paquin
Marriage is about the most expensive way for the average man to get laundry done. -- Burt Reynolds
Feminism is an entire world view or gestalt, not just a laundry list of women's issues. -- Charlotte Bunch
It's better to have loved and lost than to have to do forty pounds of laundry a week. -- Laurence J. Peter
I wanted to write about what we were doing at the French Laundry, the recipes and the stories. -- Thomas Keller
We should all do what, in the long run, gives us joy, even if it is only picking grapes or sorting the laundry. -- E. B. White
No matter what your laundry list of requirements in choosing a mate, there has to be an element of good luck and good fortune and good timing. -- Patty Duke
I don't remember my mother ever playing with me. And she was a perfectly good mother. But she had to do the laundry and clean the house and do the grocery shopping. -- Patricia Heaton
In the period where I had to live the life of a citizen - a life where, like everybody else, I did tons of laundry and cleaned toilet bowls, changed hundreds of diapers and nursed children - I learned a lot. -- Patti Smith
Hearing the Beastie Boys speak out against sexism made me feel like if these men who had once sung about getting girls to 'do the laundry' and 'clean up my room' could understand, maybe the rest of the world would follow suit. It made me hopeful in the best way. -- Jessica Valenti
Find Dad Bust Holy Water Scam Save the World Buy Groceries Do Laundry -- Jana Oliver
Laundry's easier when you live alone. Fifteen minutes before a date, put 'em on, dry 'em with a hair blower. -- Elayne Boosler
Valentine's Day is a time to celebrate the joy of being in love. Unless you're single & lonely then it's called Laundry Day. -- Dane Cook
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Laundry, liturgy and women's work all serve to ground us in the world, and they need not grind us down. Our daily tasks, whether we perceive them as drudgery or essential, life-supporting work, do not define who we are as women or as human beings. -- Kathleen Norris
Long live your laundry! -- Billy Mays
After enlightenment, the laundry. -- Gautama Buddha
I find folding laundry very relaxing. -- Lindsey Vonn
It's sweet that I don't have to do my laundry. -- Adam Levine
Give me a laundry list and I'll set it to music. -- Gioachino Rossini
An income tax form is like a laundry list - either way you lose your shirt. -- Fred Allen
I love doing laundry! It's so satisfying. I love the way it smells. I love doing the sheets. -- Keri Russell
I really like doing the laundry, because I succeed at it. But I loathe putting it away. It is already clean. -- Jenny Holzer
When you give a speech you don't go through a laundry list, you talk about the things that you think are important. -- Mitt Romney
I was doing comedy in laundry mats in 1992, literally where I would bring a little gorilla amp and a lapel mike and just start performing. -- Dane Cook
Why would I want a place of my own? Then I would have to things worry about, like doing laundry and having food in the fridge. -- Rafael Nadal
Raising children, be aware that the piles and piles of laundry will disappear all too soon and that you will, to your surprise, miss them profoundly. -- Thomas S. Monson
I know that he, Matthew Broderick, doesn't have his laundry done, and that he hasn't had a hot meal in days. That stuff weighs on my mind. -- Sarah Jessica Parker
I don't get rattled about the big things. I get rattled when I have to pick up my laundry, get gas in the car, pick up a script. -- Sherry Stringfield
My mother had no end of tragedy in her life. She would make herself get up and take a deep breath and go out and do laundry. Hang up sheets. -- Patti Smith
I'm kind of ashamed to be a celebrity. I don't understand wanting to read about other people's dirty laundry. I think celebrity is the biggest red herring society has ever pulled on itself. -- Jude Law
[In my bio] is no drunk driving, there's no DUI's, there's no possession of cocaine, none of that stuff so you know, I don't know if that's good or bad. Everybody loves dirty laundry. -- Jeff Dunham
I made a dollar a day sweeping a laundry out. Then we made a record that was number two in Los Angeles. We got so excited hearing it on the radio that Carl threw up. -- Dennis Wilson
I'd sleep in a little, work out, do laundry, run errands, buy presents for people with birthdays coming up. I like it when I don't have to be anywhere, and anything I do is my choice. -- Carrie Underwood
I've always had this American-pie face that would get work in commercials... I'd say things like, 'Hi, Marge, how's your laundry?' and 'Hi, I'm a real nice Georgia peach.' Sometimes this work is one step above being a cocktail waitress. -- Teri Garr
I'm definitely a messy person... I know where everything is but I just can't organize. I don't make lists and find scripts on the laundry machine, and under my bed, or in the bathroom, kitchen. It's bad, I really need to take control. -- Katie Holmes
You don't realize how hard it is to live on your own. But there's no mom to do your laundry, and make you dinner and to do things for you, and you don't think about little things like buying paper towels and salt. -- Emma Roberts
Now they show you how detergents take out bloodstains, a pretty violent image there. I think if you've got a T-shirt with a bloodstain all over it, maybe laundry isn't your biggest problem. Maybe you should get rid of the body before you do the wash. -- Jerry Seinfeld
I think it was one of the better meetings that I've had with those guys, because I was honestly able to say everything I wanted to say, and I pretty much aired out the dirty laundry. So from that point on, I thought all of that was behind us. -- Latrell Sprewell
The problem with State of the Union speeches is that they are, by their nature and design, alphabet soup. It's hard to know what a president really cares about when they run down a laundry list and check every issue box under the sun for fear they will offend some constituency if they don't. -- Mark McKinnon
I know what it's like to finish the laundry and to look in the basket five minutes later and it's full again. I know what it's like to pull all the groceries in, and see the teenagers run through, and all of a sudden, all of the groceries you just bought a few hours ago are gone. -- Ann Romney
People flock in, nevertheless, in search of answers to those questions only librarians are considered to be able to answer, such as "Is this the laundry?" "How do you spell surreptitious?" and, on a regular basis, "Do you have a book I remember reading once? It had a red cover and it turned out they were twins. -- Terry Pratchett
It wasn't so long ago that I was a working mom myself. And I know that sometimes, much as we all hate to admit it, it's just easier to park the kids in front of the TV for a few hours, so we can pay the bills or do the laundry or just have some peace and quiet for a change. -- Michelle Obama
I do my laundry on a weekly basis. -- Kesha
I know how to separate my own laundry. -- Amy Ryan
You'll fold faster than Superman on laundry day -- Jerry Seinfeld
Always take an extra quarter to the laundry room. -- Wes Smith
There is profundity to explore, but also laundry to do. -- Bruce Feiler
Marriage: The most expensive way to get your laundry done. -- Charles James
I hang my laundry on the line when I write. -- Joni Mitchell
We all know that crap is king, give us dirty laundry. -- Don Henley
We were clever enough to turn a laundry list into poetry. -- Umberto Eco
Look after your laundry, and your soul will look after itself. -- W. Somerset Maugham
My worst job was working in the laundry of a nursing home. -- Rickie Lee Jones
Mine doesn't even know there is laundry. It just magically gets done. -- Mila Kunis
I'm not one to air my dirty laundry for the whole world. -- Jenna Fischer
I'm really good at laundry, and I have no problem cleaning the kitchen. -- Denis Leary
I think those little laundry detergent capsules are an amazing thing to have. -- Josh Brolin
Humanity is the washerwoman of society that wrings out its dirty laundry in tears. -- Karl Kraus
Measurement is like laundry. It piles up the longer you wait to do it. -- Amber Naslund
Machismo makes no provision for preparing lunch, doing the laundry, or minding the baby. -- Mason Cooley
I spend most of my time thinking about things like laundry and buying stationery supplies. -- Wallace Shawn
If you've got a bloodstain on your T-shirt, maybe dirty laundry isn't your biggest problem. -- Jerry Seinfeld
You know it's time to do the laundry when you dry off with a sneaker. -- Zach Galifianakis
Maybe a good rule in life is never become too important to do your own laundry. -- Barry Sanders
Feminism is an entire world view or gestalt, not just a laundry list of women's issues -- Charlotte Bunch
I have a couple of guys to do my laundry. Just because I'm lazy and rich. -- Kid Rock
The ordinary activities I find most compatible with contemplation are walking, baking bread, and doing laundry. -- Kathleen Norris
I am a great procrastinator. When the writing is going really well, the laundry piles up. -- Dana Spiotta
The reality is that we do not wash our own laundry - it just gets dirtier. -- Frank Serpico
Knowing Myrnin, there could be anything inside, from a body he'd forgotten about to his dirty laundry. -- Rachel Caine
Learn to put your troubles in your pocket, then leave them there when you do your laundry. -- John Avery
Vacuuming is great. I do the laundry. I love washing machines. I'm the maid in my house. -- Denis Leary
Don't put your nose into somebody else's laundry, if you are not willing to fold your own. -- Laura Schlessinger
John Facenda could read a laundry list and make it sound like the Constitution of the United States. -- Ed Sabol
Have you noticed that if you leave the laundry in the hamper long enough, it's ready to wear again? -- Elayne Boosler
Love is mental illness going in and mental illness coming out. In between, you do a lot of laundry. -- Steve Lopez
Realism has to be such high quality, you can't fake it. It's all hanging out there like the laundry. -- Nelson Shanks
An actress once advised me, 'Make sure you do your own laundry - it will keep you honest.' -- Cate Blanchett
The laundry has its hands on my dirty shirts, sheets, towels and tablecloths, and who knows what tales they tell. -- Joseph Smith, Jr.
The price of gold is up 14 fold since last time I tried unfolding it. And laundry has declined two folds. -- Jarod Kintz
Even if you start your laundry before 8 AM on Saturday, you will not finish folding it until after midnight on Sunday. -- Karl Lehenbauer
The secret to finding your passion is to bring it to everything you do. --Marie Forleo (Yes, even doing the laundry!) -- Marie Forleo
Believing that anxious thoughts and feelings can restore order to your life is like using a chain-saw to fold your laundry. -- Guy Finley
I can deal with fighting in the arena in Hell, but laundry and dishes put the fear of God in me. -- Richard Kadrey
In my caterpillar experience, a man's weakness always lies in their past, where all their dirty laundry is buried," he sighs cheeringly. -- Cameron Jace
I suppose you could be a member of a terrorist organization in a non-violent way, in the laundry or the catering department. -- Bill Bailey
The stock market resembles a huge laundry in which institutions take in large blocks of each others washing ... without rhyme or reason. -- Benjamin Graham
I smelled silt on the wind, turkey, laundry, leaves . . . my God what a world. There is no accounting for one second of it (267). -- Annie Dillard
apparel, n.: There are times I donâ??t mind doing the laundry, because folding your clothes reminds me of the shape of you. -- David Levithan
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I just told you to be quiet. That's one step away from asking you to wash my laundry and make me a sandwich. -- Richelle Mead
I knew Queen Elizabeth didn't do any laundry! I knew I wasn't going to be doing laundry. I was going to be singing. -- Cyndi Lauper
Now I'm in real trouble. First my laundry called and said they lost my shirt and then my broker said the same thing. -- Leopold Fechtner
I procrastinate all morning. That's when I get my office work done and answer e-mails and see what's on the Internet and do laundry. -- Kate Christensen
Sometimes I'd like to stuff all Jews (myself included) into the drawer of a laundry basket. then open it to see if they've suffocated -- Franz Kafka
In the past, I had particularly loved her smell. She always smelled freshed, freshly washed or of freshed laundry or fresh sweat or freshly loved -- Bernhard Schlink
I was doing comedy in laundry mats in 1992, literally where I would bring a little gorilla amp and a lapel mike and just start performing." -- Dane Cook
What's that?""The laundry basket?""No, next to it.""I don't see anything next to it.""It's my last shred of dignity. It's very small. -- John Green
My son really has the spirit of Valentine's Day. When he was in college, he used to send his mother a heart-shaped box of laundry. -- Milton Berle
I like to do things for my wife on Valentine's Day. I open the door for her when she puts laundry in the washing machine. -- Milton Berle
People are disappointed that you aren't exactly who they thought you were, as opposed to somebody who's just walking around trying to get some laundry done. -- Denis Leary
Just heard who made who by ac/dc and asked a ry what movie? He had no idea. Disappointed. He will be doing my laundry today. -- The Miz
Theres a lot of churches that hide their dirty laundry under the rug, and I know about that from being in the church 27 years. Oh, yeah. -- Al Green
Oh, let there be nothing on earth but laundry, Nothing but rosy hands in the rising steam And clear dances done in the sight of heaven. -- Richard Wilbur
[On being a judge for the 1986 Booker Prize:] I got to the point where I couldn't read a laundry list without considering it for the Booker Prize. -- Bernice Rubens
It's not even that finding laundry pleasurable or delightful should be our goal rather than finding television delightful. It's that both laundry and television can be delightful. -- Ian Bogost
I let her do some of my laundry and she slipped in a few meals in between, and next thing I remember, she was all moved in. -- Jackson Browne
Women basically want the same thing - a good passionate story, a great fantasy - and for our partners to do the laundry and the washing up. -- E. L. James
I love being a mother; I hate being a housewife - the cooking, the laundry - because it takes away time I could be with my kids. -- Marcia Gay Harden
Man is that guy ripped. I mean, I've got the washboard stomach, too. It's just that mine has about two months of laundry on top of it. -- Shawn Burr
I always make the joke that I go home, to one of my homes, to go and do laundry so I can go on the road again. -- Hugh Masekela
[Donald] Trump is taking America's dirty laundry to the center stage. Everything he does, the rest of the country already does really well: victimize immigrants, poor people, women. -- Junot Diaz
the backlash convinced the public that women's 'liberation' was the true contemporary American scourge - the source of an endless laundry list of personal, social, and economic problems. -- Susan Faludi
Dad was a writer down to his cells, and he loved metaphors. Everything was a metaphor. Your dirty laundry could be one. Unexpected encounters with dog shit, definitely. -- Deb Caletti
Marriage is more about work than about divine luck, more about finding someone to love than about finding someone to meet your own laundry list of personal needs. -- Mark Gungor
It turns out that a husband who does the laundry, it's very romantic when you're older. And it's hard to believe when you're younger. But it's absolutely true. -- Sheryl Sandberg
Well," she said. "I'm frustrated." "Don't make me angry-kiss you." "Give me the laundry." "Tempers rising, faces flushed "¦ This is how it happens. -- Rainbow Rowell

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