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Faith, mighty faith, the promise sees, And looks to God alone; Laughs at impossibilities, And cries it shall be done. -- Charles Wesley
Men plan. Fate Laughs. Guis Alera, First Lord -- Jim Butcher
I'm becoming the Fuhrer - the Fuhrer of Laughs! -- Mark Corrigan
The mind that's conscious of its rectitude, Laughs at the lies of rumor. -- Ovid
Obviously everyone has things in their past that they don't enjoy looking back on [Laughs], but no, you can't change it. -- Taylor Momsen
The children with the streamlets sing, When April stops at last her weeping; And every happy growing thing Laughs like a babe just roused from sleeping. -- Lucy Larcom
My 93-year-old grandma is a beautiful example of healthy living. She laughs a lot and always says, 'Just be yourself!' She also eats dessert every single day. -- Rachel Boston
What I want for Christmas is to be a Japanese pop star. [Laughs] Santa can't exactly put that under the tree, but I'm hoping that some magic will happen overseas. -- Candice Accola
All of Creation's a farce. Man was born as a joke. In his head his reason is buffeted Like wind-blown smoke. Life is a game. Everyone ridicules everyone else. But he who has the last laugh Laughs longest. -- William Shakespeare
I had an old band in Scandinavia, the beginning of Mercyful Fate, so it reminds me of my roots as a teenager. We used to play songs like Grinder and all that. It's really like being a teenager again. (Laughs) -- Yenz Leonhardt
When those myths were created, when the Bible was written, man didn't know what an atom or a germ was, or where the sun went at night, or why the women got pregnant. [Laughs.] They needed stories to answer the questions. -- Bill Maher
Sometimes we and the members of Coldplay have an orgy together, (Martin) insists we don't invite any women, but I always invite a few. Usually I sing Fake Plastic Trees while he reams me from behind *Laughs* It wears me out *laughs*. -- Thom Yorke
The band name came about when the original vocalist died when a huge radio fell on his head. He trotted about for a while dancing with the radio on his head, before he died of asphyxiation and blood loss. *Laughs* it was hilarious -- Thom Yorke
I'm a music fan, and I can listen to the radio, or music, without thinking, "How am I going to screw this up?" [Laughs] If I'm really actively trying to think of a parody, then I'll have my antenna out, and be a little more proactive about it. -- Al Yankovic
I remember when we did our first read-through, Sonny [Bono] looks at the script and he goes, 'Okay, I'll see you guys later. Chai-ay-oh!' And I said, 'It's ciao! Aren't you Italian? C-i-a-o doesn't spell chai-ay-oh.' [Laughs.] Sonny's dead, so he won't be embarrassed if I tell that story. -- Teri Garr
Earth laughs in flowers. -- Ralph Waldo Emerson
The earth laughs in flowers. -- Ralph Waldo Emerson
The flower in the vase smiles, but no longer laughs. -- Malcolm de Chazal
Laugh and the world laughs with you, snore and you sleep alone. -- Anthony Burgess
Everybody laughs the same in every language because laughter is a universal connection. -- Yakov Smirnoff
If you tell a joke in the forest, but nobody laughs, was it a joke? -- Steven Wright
When a man laughs at his troubles he loses a great many friends. They never forgive the loss of their prerogative. -- Francis Bacon
Perhaps I know best why it is man alone who laughs; he alone suffers so deeply that he had to invent laughter. -- Friedrich Nietzsche
There isn't a single human being who hasn't plenty to cry over, and the trick is to make the laughs outweigh the tears. -- Dorothy Dix
I think there should be laughs in everything. Sometimes, it's a slammed door, a pie in the face or just a recognition of our frailties. -- Alan Rickman
It's easy to impress me. I don't need a fancy party to be happy. Just good friends, good food, and good laughs. I'm happy. I'm satisfied. I'm content. -- Maria Sharapova
So the laughs had to come from the character, not because we had balloons in our shirts or were speaking in high voices. That was very important to us. -- Kevin McDonald
I just consider myself a piece of the puzzle and I'm lucky enough to be asked or invited to the party, if you will. I hope I can bring some laughs and grimaces to the fans. -- Adam Baldwin
When the green woods laugh with the voice of joy, And the dimpling stream runs laughing by; When the air does laugh with our merry wit, And the green hill laughs with the noise of it. -- William Blake
There's absolutely nothing irrational about me; insane, yes, irrational, no. But my dumbest fear would be spinning in the magic tea cups. Who the hell wants to pay to spin around like a bent yoyo for laughs? -- Akshay Kumar
If the worst thing that can happen is that nobody laughs, then I can deal with that, because the worst thing that can happen at the factory is that I could lose a limb or be crushed by a huge machine. -- George Lopez
The laughs mean more to me than the adoration. If two girls walk up to me and one says 'you're cute', I'll say thank you, but I appreciate it much more when the other one says 'you make me laugh so much'. -- Michael J. Fox
I must learn to love the fool in me - the one who feels too much, talks too much, takes too many chances, wins sometimes and loses often, lacks self-control, loves and hates, hurts and gets hurt, promises and breaks promises, laughs and cries. -- Theodore Isaac Rubin
Every country is like a particular type of person. America is like a belligerent, adolescent boy; Canada is like an intelligent, 35-year-old woman. Australia is like Jack Nicholson. It comes right up to you and laughs very hard in your face in a highly threatening and engaging manner. -- Douglas Adams
Bond is part of the system. He's an imperialist and a misogynist, and he laughs at killing people, and he sits there slugging martinis. It'll never be the same thing as this, because Bourne is a guy who is against the establishment, who is paranoid and on the run. I just think fundamentally they're just very different things. -- Matt Damon
I don't like any one race or look or type of guy. My tastes as far as looks go are very diverse. I like guys with scruffy beards and leather jackets, but I also like a clean-cut 'GQ'-type guy, so my tastes are very ranged among somebody who laughs at my dumb jokes, too. I have plenty of them. -- Sasha Grey
Isn't it funny how babies laugh a lot? I read a toddler, a young child laughs 300 times a day. The average adult laughs, like, four times a day. God put it in them. He put the laugh in us, but I think sometimes we let life get us down, you know, have bad breaks, and we lose our breaks. -- Joel Osteen
For my first show at 'SNL', I wrote a Bill Clinton sketch, and during our read-through, it wasn't getting any laughs. This weight of embarrassment came over me, and I felt like I was sweating from my spine out. But I realized, 'Okay, that happened, and I did not die.' You've got to experience failure to understand that you can survive it. -- Tina Fey
I'm looking for laughs, you know? If it take me to flip over a table, if I have to go physical comedy, I will do it. But whatever the joke needs at that particular time, is where I'm dedicated to. I'm not into beating somebody down and beating myself up. I don't do insults and things like that. I don't do it - I'm a storyteller. -- Bernie Mac
Man plans. God laughs. -- Harlan Coben
He who laughs.....lasts. -- Erma Bombeck
People plan, God laughs. -- Nicholas Sparks
Fate laughs at probabilities -- Edward G. Bulwer-Lytton
Fate laughs at probabilities. -- Edward Bulwer-Lytton, 1st Baron Lytton
Who laughs less than feminists? -- Tucker Carlson
Essentially, retweets are like laughs. -- Mike Birbiglia
An arrogant laughs at repentance." -- Toba Beta
The world laughs in flowers. -- Henry David Thoreau
God laughs at men's plans. -- Larry Gatlin
He laughs best who laughs last. -- John Vanbrugh
I don't like scary movies (laughs). -- Erislandy Lara
The composer makes plans, music laughs. -- Morton Feldman
Everybody laughs when fatty falls down. -- Chris Farley
Excessive sorrow laughs. Excessive joy weeps. -- William Blake
If it gets laughs, it's funny. -- Rachel Dratch
Man makes plans . . . and God laughs. -- Michael Chabon
He who laughs last, thinks slowest. -- Larry the Cable Guy
Death laughs when old women frolic. -- Publilius Syrus
The heart / That laughs must ache. -- Georgiana Goddard King
He who laughs last, laughs best. -- Triple H
I fell in love again (laughs). -- Jane Campion
He laughs best whose laugh lasts. -- Laurence J. Peter
He who shoots first laughs last. -- Alexander Lebed
He laughs best who laughs least. -- Ambrose Bierce
He who laughs most, learns best. -- John Cleese
I hate losing laughs; they're rare things. -- Terry Gilliam
The world laughs at another man's pain. -- Jose Rizal
Faith slips - and laughs, and rallies -- Emily Dickinson
When a man plans, a woman laughs. -- David Wong
When Death laughs, no one else does -- Amy Neftzger
A maid that laughs is half taken. -- John Ray
Laugh and the world laughs with you! -- Grant Morrison
Nature laughs at the difficulties of integration. -- Pierre-Simon Laplace
He who laughs last laughs the laughiest. -- Louise Rennison
Fools laugh at others. Wisdom laughs at itself. -- Rajneesh
No one is laughable who laughs at himself. -- Lucius Annaeus Seneca
He laughs best who laughs at the end. -- Agatha Christie
No one is laughable who laughs at himself. -- Lucius Annaeus Seneca
A joke isn't a joke until someone laughs. -- Michael Crawford
A woman who laughs is a woman conquered. -- Oleg Cassini
He who laughs last didn't get the joke. -- Charles de Gaulle
He is not always at ease who laughs. -- Dante Alighieri
No one laughs at God in a hospital, -- Regina Spektor
The joke loses everything when the joker laughs himself. -- Friedrich Schiller
Whatever you laugh at in others, laughs at yourself. -- Harry Emerson Fosdick
History laughs at both the victim and the aggressor. -- Mahmoud Darwish
The best laughs are on the recognition of truth. -- Keith Johnstone
One loses many laughs by not laughing at oneself. -- Mary Engelbreit
Whatever you laugh at in others, laughs at yourself -- Harry Emerson Fosdick
He who laughs best today, will also laughs last. -- Friedrich Nietzsche
He who laughs on Friday will weep on Sunday. -- Jean Racine
In this life he laughs longest who laughs last. -- John Masefield
If the person laughs well, they are a good person. -- Fyodor Dostoevsky
The man that loves and laughs must sure do well. -- Alexander Pope
Every time I make a plan, God laughs at me. -- Jason Isaacs
Don't you miss it?" I say. "Being free." He laughs. -- Lauren DeStefano
The worst thing is a rainy day with no laughs -- Jameis Winston
He who laughs has not yet heard the bad news. -- Bertolt Brecht
Old School has humongous laughs all the way through it. -- Thomas Lennon
Originally, with all the shows, we went looking for belly laughs. -- Norman Lear
Acid, booze, and ass, needles, guns, and grass, lots of laughs. -- Joni Mitchell
A Jew never laughs without looking at his wife for approval. -- Jackie Mason
At the KFC there's, lot of black people there innit *laughs* -- Thom Yorke
I've gotten like five laughs in movies, just off guy hugs. -- Adam McKay
Nothing shows a man's character more than what he laughs at. -- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
He who laughs last didn't get it in the first place. -- Rodney Dangerfield
I just wanted laughs - that's really what I was after. -- Larry David
I can usually judge a fellow by what he laughs at. -- Wilson Mizner
Every generation laughs at the old fashions, but follows religiously the new. -- Henry David Thoreau
My girlfriend always laughs during sex - no matter what she's reading -- Steve Jobs
We are here for just a spell, so get a few laughs. -- Will Rogers
With comedians, you have that understanding that we're trying to get laughs. -- Colin Quinn
She laughs at everything you say. Why? Because she has fine teeth. -- Benjamin Franklin
The head thinks, the hands labor, but it's the heart that laughs. -- Liz Curtis Higgs
I listen to the crowds [laughs]... I like Blind Melon very much. -- Robert Plant
I try not to make plans. God always laughs at your plans, -- Tom Hiddleston
I like a girl who laughs a lot. That's my main thing. -- Cody Linley
Man is the only animal that laughs and has a state legislature. -- Samuel Butler
The man who laughs has simply not yet had the terrible news. -- Bertolt Brecht
Let the other guys do the crybaby stuff. Go for the laughs. -- Rip Torn

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