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I'm a late-night guy. -- Dane Cook
It's very interesting to know what people are doing while you're working on late-night television. -- Craig Ferguson
If I have one criticism of the other late-night shows, it's that they're almost entirely scripted. -- Jimmy Kimmel
Don't ever rope me in as a late-night talk show host. I don't want to be one. -- Craig Ferguson
I feel my shows are like a late-night talk show that we settle down and do every night. -- John Mayer
David Letterman is the best late-night talk show host right now, hands down, and has been since he first took the desk. -- George Lopez
If we are now holding late-night talk-show hosts to the same moral accountability as we hold politicians or clergymen, I'm out. I'm gone. -- Craig Ferguson
Late-night television is like the cereal aisle in the supermarket: too many choices. Also, too many 'different' brands that really aren't different at all. -- Tom Shales
So many groups fail because they spend all their time in the clubs. Work pours in and they can't handle it because of late-night drinking. -- Maurice Gibb
I'm not a late-night person. After 10 P.M., I'm falling asleep. If I'm out at that time, I'll be the one falling asleep at dinner. -- Blake Mycoskie
I'm too short to host a late-night talk show. It's like the bar at an amusement-park ride. You have to be six foot two or over. -- Jon Stewart
Every president becomes a caricature. The press, partisans, late-night shows, and other arbiters of our culture these days boil down complicated and multi-faceted personalities into one-dimensional punchlines. -- Mark McKinnon
After a gig I always head back to the hotel, remembering granny's words of wisdom. I cancel the late-night pizza and watch the Jonathan Ross show instead. -- Jimmy Carr
I'm a terrible interviewer. I'm not a journalist - although I have a Peabody Award - and I'm not really a late-night host. What I am is honest. -- Craig Ferguson
Politics is pop. Our job as comedians - especially me, as a late-night talk show, which is a broader audience - is to amplify what we think America is thinking. -- Jimmy Fallon
Living in New York is like being at some terrible late-night party. You're tired, you've had a headache since you arrived, but you can't leave because then you'd miss the party. -- Simon Hoggart
I'm on the Internet a lot more than I watch TV and most everybody I know is, and yet if you watch most late-night talk shows, it's as if it doesn't even exist. -- Andy Milonakis
I always was an early-morning or late-night writer. Early morning was my favorite; late night was because you had a deadline. And at four in the morning, you make up some of your most absurd jokes. -- Joss Whedon
Any eyes on me - a late-night street sweeper, some dude texting in his parked car, the homeless guy talking to himself - make me feel uncomfortable when I skate. Everyone expects me to do certain things. -- Rodney Mullen
If you look at my life before I went into television, the struggle I went through coming out would be surprising to most people, given how comfortable and how out I am being the only late-night gay talk-show host. -- Andy Cohen
Limit or eliminate late-night computer and television viewing. A computer or TV screen may seem much dimmer than a light bulb, but these screens often fill your field of vision, mimicking the effects of a room filled with light. -- Andrew Weil
I do a show. It comes on late at night on TV. And if that means I'm a late-night talk show host, then I guess I am, but in every other regard I resign my commission, I don't care for it. -- Craig Ferguson
American Horror' goes for a very specific kind of Seventies suburban downer ambience - 'Flowers in the Attic' paperbacks, Black Sabbath album covers and late-night flicks like 'Let's Scare Jessica to Death.' It even has 'Go Ask Alice'-era urban legends. -- Rob Sheffield
I was doing a late-night round as a milkman in 1978 when I heard a radio DJ announce that he was leaving. I marched straight to the radio station and told them I could do better. For some reason, they gave me a go. -- Alan Dale
You know it's funny that none of the regular late-night shows now use guest hosts the way Johnny did. No one talks about it much, but it's curious that they don't do it. They would each have to be asked the reason why they don't. -- Garry Shandling
Twelve-piece cookware sets for ninety-nine bucks are routinely hawked on late-night TV - often by friends of mine. But with a mere five pieces, you can do whatever you like - slay the dragon and then cook its tenderloin in the style of the duke of Wellington, if you want to. -- Mario Batali
I thought late-night was crowded... the format's repetitive. -- Craig Kilborn
Even the city seems dead this late at night. -- Levi Rogers
Don't believe the things you tell yourself late at night. -- Cheryl Cole
I missed the boat when I was doing Late Night. -- Chris Elliott
I like to go hear jazz late-night up in Harlem. -- Daniel Boulud
She sang late into the night, till her heart was full -- Anamika Mishra
I'm kind of an insomniac and watch TV late at night. -- Monica Keena
In the late hours of the night, befriend the prayer mat. -- Muhammad Tahir-ul-Qadri
Walking round the Champs-Elysees late at night is the greatest time. -- Estelle
Little old lady got mutilated late last night, werewolves of London, again. -- Warren Zevon
I like to draw late at night when the house is quiet. -- Mary Engelbreit
I have this disease late at night sometimes, involving alcohol and the telephone. -- Kurt Vonnegut
My ex send late night text cause she don't know to let go -- Drake
Drinking makes uninteresting people matter less and late at night, matter not at all. -- Lillian Hellman
Everyone who ever walked barefoot into his child's room late at night hates Legos. -- Tony Kornheiser
No trouble ever got fixed late at night," he said. "Midnight is for regrets. -- Holly Black
Loneliness is black coffee and late-night television; solitude is herb tea and soft music. -- Pearl Cleage
Family hang-outs can go very late into the night and involve lots of music. -- Yael Stone
I often write either really early in the morning, or really late at night. -- Tracy Chapman
I've been followed home late at night. I've been shot at on the highway. -- Oscar Pistorius
I have to tell you, though, the sexism in late night talk is so profound. -- Kathy Griffin
Taking pictures is like tiptoeing into the kitchen late at night and stealing Oreo cookies. -- Diane Arbus
What I really see myself doing is late-night TV. No woman has ever done it. -- Anna Benson
I love cereal. I eat several bowls a day, mostly a few late at night. -- Paul Dano
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Have you ever walked late at night through a forest when you are first in love? -- Conrad Veidt
What we do have is nothin' but time. Welcome to the Shawshank Redemption of late night! -- Craig Ferguson
He that riseth late, must trot all day, and shall scarce overtake his business at night. -- Benjamin Franklin
Late night television is ready for someone like me... standards have gone to an all-time low. -- Howard Stern
I do know that I don't want to wake him.We were up very late last night. -- Tahereh Mafi
They will smile, as they always do when they plan a major attack late in the night. -- Dejan Stojanovic
I suppose I will go on selling newspapers until at last will come the late night final. -- Max Aitken, Lord Beaverbrook
I suppose I will go on selling newspapers until at last will come the late night final. -- Max Aitken, Lord Beaverbrook
I shop for clothes when I have time - early in the morning or late at night. -- Jessica Seinfeld
I don't typically work that late into the night in a studio, I'm more productive during the day. -- Amy Ray
It's a privilege to present 'Late Night Live'. No radio program, anywhere on Earth, casts a wider net. -- Phillip Adams
I'm not very disciplined. I tend to write late at night because I get distracted during the day. -- Arthur Bradford
Sometimes in my tent, late at night, I think I can hear the stars scraping against the sky. -- Rick Yancey
A friend of mine once defined love as finding someone you can talk to late into the night -- James Patterson
I was always working, so I would get reading done very late at night a lot of times. -- Frank Caliendo
I go to bed late. My mind starts going at night - that's when those creative juices begin flowing. -- Donny Osmond
I mostly eat plant-based, so give me an avocado or something, even late at night, and I'll be happy. -- Nikki Reed
When you're doing late night you're on the grind every night; you send someone to check on your mom. -- Arsenio Hall
You're working yourself till late at night, and sleeping crazy with deadlines - you're doing it for a reason. -- Gary Kraftsow
Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. -- Steven Wright
Late night writing is also good, too, but in New York, you've got neighbors. I try to be a good neighbor. -- Sara Bareilles
I'm sure that people who have been tweeting funny things have ended up on writing staffs of a late night show. -- Dane Cook
I am much more productive late at night because I have no one to look to for entertainment aside from myself. -- Rachel Nichols
You don't like hot rod racing or driving late at night, you just want to park where it's nice and dark. -- Elvis Presley
The way I approach stardom and the show, I'm like a politician. I'm an elected late-night official to do your work. -- Arsenio Hall
I like to make sure I get enough rest, so I don't make it a priority to go out late night. -- Noureen DeWulf
You know you poor when you eatin' breakfast food late. You fryin' toast? At nine o'clock at night? With bacon? You're broke. -- Bernie Mac
Our most meaningful conversations go on late at night when we're on the phone with our friends or talking to our lovers. -- Marianne Williamson
You gotta get up early in the morning to catch a fox and stay up late at night to get a mink. -- Mae West
The only way to get vegetables at a diner late night is to order the omelette. A feta cheese and broccoli omelette. -- Lisa Loeb
Last night I stayed up late talking about tomorrow, and today I regret it because I was way off (by about 24 hours). -- Jarod Kintz
I relish the time I have when there are no interruptions. Most often the best time for writing is late at night. -- Franny Armstrong
When I was in college, I wanted to write for 'Late Night With Conan O'Brien,' and I was an intern there. -- Mike Birbiglia
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Your heavenly eyes are shining like a late night starTo be in heaven, I like to get lost in those eyes forever. -- Debasish Mridha
But it was too late. I was down the steps and out the door, where the warm night air almost felt like forgiveness. -- Simmone Howell
My favorite time is late at night. I seem to wake up and want to work after 10pm, in my bubble of night. -- Ed Askew
I see ghosts everywhere, and that is partially a function of my being incredibly near-sighted and reading way too late into the night. -- Lauren Groff
When you paint late at night, drinking beer or wine or both, you gotta be very careful to watch what you are doing... -- Hiroko Sakai
I work late at night. I'm awake and nobody bothers me. It's quiet and things come and talk to me in the silence. -- Diana Gabaldon
I know there are, like, 12 rules for late night: a desk, a band. Will people take me seriously if I don't wear a tie? -- Jimmy Kimmel
Late night watching T.V Used to be you here beside me Used to be your arms around me Your body on my body. -- Coldplay
With Late Night Show I can begin the search for the real Stephen Colbert.I just hope I don't find him on Ashley Madison. -- Stephen Colbert
I like working late at night and then going into the house and sitting down and watching a movie and then going to sleep. -- Robert Barry
I think if you give in and accept society's stereotypes, then you start thinking, 'I cannot dance till late at night because I'm 70.' -- Yoko Ono
I have always loved Waffle House. It's been like an oasis in the desert many times late at night after one of my concerts. -- Trace Adkins
I was used to hanging out late after playing a gig - you mix adrenaline with alcohol and you can stay up all night. -- Kurt Vile
For the average person walking down a dark street late at night, a promise from a politician is worth far less than a .38 Special. -- James Bovard
Do your own thing. Others own their own thing. If you copy too much, you'll find yourself in late night cocktail lounge cover band limbo. -- Kurt Cobain
From early morning to late at night, it's such an interesting life, and I'm healthy and free, and that's not so easy with a family. -- Olav Thon
it is night- which remind us-life means to have someone beside you - when you wake up at late night and your hand touch them -- lity munshi
It's the worst feeling when you come home alone late at night and think the stranger sitting on your couch is a pile of clothes. -- Dane Cook
I really struggle to get up in the morning, but I also get my best ideas really late at night, when I'm trying to sleep. -- Nina Nesbitt
I learned how fast you can go from being an international hero to being a reference in a joke on a late night talk show. -- Michael Phelps
My weight doesn't really fluctuate, but I make sure I don't eat late at night. It's about making sure I'm right physically because mentally I'm OK. -- Ryan Giggs
There is no night life in Spain. They stay up late but they get up late. That is not night life. That is delaying the day. -- Ernest Hemingway
Last time you called me late at night you were naked and chained to your shower curtain rod. I hope this isn't going to be disappointing. -- Janet Evanovich
I'm not the type of guy who's funny in the room. I'm the guy who's funny late at night on a computer, trying to construct jokes. -- Scott Aukerman
I was up late last night yapping about the elections on CNN and up early this morning doing the same thing in my daughter's kindergarten class. -- Tucker Carlson
It was never physically dangerous except when I nearly fell off a horse, but it was physically arduous - especially when you were working late at night. -- Derek Jacobi
I write best late at night, when everyone in the house has gone to bed. There's something magical about that late night silence that appeals to me. -- Chitra Banerjee Divakaruni
I'm terrified of writing at night, for then I can't sleep. So I start slowly, slowly writing in the morning and go on into the late afternoon. -- Italo Calvino
Generally my favorite remarks always come from my readers. I've had people say my books made them laugh, or cry, or that it frightened them late at night. -- Patrick Rothfuss
Wild men who caught and sang the sun in flight, And learn, too late, they grieved it on its way, Do not go gentle into that good night... -- Dylan Thomas
Late at night when the wind is still I'll come flying through your door, And you'll know what love is for. I am a bluebird, I'm a bluebird... -- Paul McCartney
But, the best times I have found, in my life, are late at night or early in the morning and I think it's because you're outside the social realm. -- Edward Hirsch
I am a late discoverer of 'Friday Night Lights.' I cry every episode at least once. I love to cry - happy, emotional tears. I just love it. -- Andy Cohen
I'm in the process of brainstorming with my marketing team and all that stuff, trying to come up with a concept for a late-night restaurant for people in Birmingham. -- Ruben Studdard
There are moments when it's too quiet. Particularly late at night or early in the mornings. That's when you know there's something lacking in your life. You just know. -- Frank Sinatra

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