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O woman-country! wooed not wed, Loved all the more by earth's male-lands, Laid to their hearts instead. -- Robert Browning
Remorse, the fatal egg that pleasure laid. -- William Cowper
I don't know what's better gettin' laid or gettin' paid. -- Kanye West
One had to take some action against fear when once it laid hold of one. -- Rainer Maria Rilke
My perfect guy wears converse, is totally laid back, and doesn't worry about being cool. -- Selena Gomez
The present was an egg laid by the past that had the future inside its shell. -- Zora Neale Hurston
If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library. -- Frank Zappa
I don't have phobias. I'm pretty laid back. Nothing really bothers me. I can handle things pretty well. -- Mary Elizabeth Winstead
Buddhism has in it no idea of there being a moral law laid down by somekind of cosmic lawgiver. -- Alan Watts
Noise proves nothing. Often a hen who has merely laid an egg cackles as if she laid an asteroid. -- Mark Twain
Increase of material comforts, it may be generally laid down, does not in any way whatsoever conduce to moral growth. -- Mahatma Gandhi
God wants us to prosper financially, to have plenty of money, to fulfill the destiny He has laid out for us. -- Joel Osteen
If all misfortunes were laid in one common heap whence everyone must take an equal portion, most people would be contented to take their own and depart. -- Socrates
A dark cloud is no sign that the sun has lost his light; and dark black convictions are no arguments that God has laid aside His mercy. -- Charles Spurgeon
I am a firm believer that God has already ordered the things that have taken place in my life... and I'm just learning to follow the path he's laid before me. -- Monica Denise Brown
Now I believe that lovers should be draped in flowers and laid entwined together on a bed of clover and left there to sleep, left there to dream of their happiness. -- Conor Oberst
In the past, it was only in science fiction novels that you could read about ordinary people being able to go to space... But you laid the foundation for space tourism. -- Nursultan Nazarbayev
My bed isn't made, I'm tired, I haven't slept well for two weeks. I haven't been laid in a month. I don't have a girlfriend. I have a warrant for my arrest. -- Layne Staley
I nursed men back to sanity who were driven to despair. I solicited clothes for the ragged children, for the desperate mothers. I laid out the dead, the martyrs of the strike. -- Mother Jones
I don't know what would have happened to Wal-Mart if we had laid low and never stirred up the competition. My guess is that we would have remained a strictly regional operator. -- Sam Walton
I suppose for whatever reason I actively welcome being put down, something which perhaps goes back to my upbringing - that accusation of not being worthy which could be laid at one's door. -- Paul Muldoon
Being part of a fraternity has given me the foundation for everything I do in my career from the loyalty to the determination; it laid the foundation for everything I've been able to enjoy. I'm heavily involved with Omega Psi Phi. -- Terrence J
From a child I was fond of reading, and all the little money that came into my hands was ever laid out in books. Pleased with the 'Pilgrim's Progress,' my first collection was of John Bunyan's works in separate little volumes. -- Benjamin Franklin
When I was working at the Sprint store, I got laid off. I was bummed out, but I stayed positive. I used the money I had earned while working there to make my first album. Without that job, maybe 'Corazon Sin Cara' would never had been made. It's a very inspirational story. -- Prince Royce
Popular culture bombards us with examples of animals being humanized for all sorts of purposes, ranging from education to entertainment to satire to propaganda. Walt Disney, for example, made us forget that Mickey is a mouse, and Donald a duck. George Orwell laid a cover of human societal ills over a population of livestock. -- Frans de Waal
I developed my training routine going into my senior year at Jackson State. I found this sandbank by the Pearl River near my hometown, Columbia, Miss. I laid out a course of 65 yards or so. Sixty-five yards on sand is like 120 on turf, but running on sand helps you make your cuts at full speed. -- Walter Payton
I believe that you are not stuck with a pre-destiny. I believe that there is ways to see all these things that are laid down in front of you and where you belong and to smack yourself in the face when you realize that you've strayed off your path and get back to where your path is. -- Marilyn Manson
Leeds is quite laid-back. -- Matthew Lewis
Better laid than never. -- Joan Rivers
I've laid my friends bare. -- J. K. Rowling
I'll be damned, you got laid. -- Sherrilyn Kenyon
Bibles laid open, millions of surprises. -- George Herbert
Really, I'm pretty laid-back, always cracking jokes. -- Chace Crawford
Death laid its eggs in the wound -- Federico Garcia Lorca
Men get laid, but women get screwed. -- Quentin Crisp
Hey everybody, we're all gonna get laid! -- Rodney Dangerfield
I've always been fairly reserved and laid-back. -- David James Elliott
The best laid plans take 40 years to complete. -- Robert Burns
Men grow by having responsibility laid upon them. -- Woodrow Wilson
The devil fools with the best laid plans. -- Neil Young
I have been laid up with intentional flu. -- Samuel Goldwyn
The last of our enemies is laid low. -- Clement Attlee
I only got into comedy to get laid -- Jack Whitehall
I have laid aside business, and gone a'fishing. -- Izaak Walton
Emphasis should be laid on the evolution of humanity, -- Alice Bailey
Don't count your eggs until the chicken's laid them. -- Bobby Robson
LA people are more laid back about certain things. -- Simon Rex
I'm not good with catty girls. I'm too laid-back. -- Vanessa Hudgens
If I don't get laid, I'll sure die trying. -- Rod Stewart
The Bible is the cradle wherein Christ is laid. -- Martin Luther
Now that I'm sober, I deserve to get laid. -- Steven Tyler
No tribute is laid on castles in the air. -- Charles Churchill
You could say I'm a laid-back kind of guy. -- Gary Clark, Jr.
The poem is a plank laid over the lion's den. -- James K. Baxter
Everyone in the music industry is so fun and laid-back. -- Audrina Patridge
I think I might get laid more...by my dad. -- Tom DeLonge
Plausibility is a trap for the truth laid by lies. -- Yvan Audouard
[Oedipa Maas] awoke at last to find herself getting laid. -- Thomas Pynchon
And I'm not getting laid! What am I doing wrong? -- Bill Hicks
The Lagos of my childhood was a well-laid-out maritime city. -- Wole Soyinka
If people think I'm a laid-back guy, that's their mistake. -- Peyton Manning
I couldn't get laid with a sitcom and a rifle. -- Jim Norton
The best-laid plans of mice and men often go awry. -- Robert Burns
Serious affairs and history are carefully laid snares for the uninformed. -- Dejan Stojanovic
Even the best-laid plans turn to hell when exposed to reality. -- Michael Anthony
The foundations of national morality must be laid in private families. -- John Adams
I laid the foundation and built thereon, the science of CHIROPRACTIC. -- Daniel D. Palmer
The music industry's very laid back while I'm very, very aggressive, -- Adam Kluger
The loftier the building, the deeper must the foundation be laid. -- Thomas a Kempis
We dissect nature along lines laid down by our native language. -- Benjamin Lee Whorf
But man grows old, lies down, remains where once he's laid. -- Anne Bradstreet
[Domestic violence is] a carefully laid physical, financial and psychological trap. -- Leslie Morgan Steiner
A lottery is the perfect tax...laid only upon the willing. -- George Washington
I've played all kinds of places, laid all kinds of girls. -- Billy Joel
Tina Fey is really cool. She's so mellow and laid back. -- Judah Friedlander
I'm super laid back. I'm from Texas. I love my family. -- Selena Gomez
The best laid schemes o' mice an' men gang aft agley. -- Robert Burns
We dissect nature along lines laid down by our native language. -- Benjamin Lee Whorf
Hip Nip just sounds groovy. A drummer laid it on me. -- Pat Morita
I mean, I am driven and laid-back at the same time. -- Alan Jackson
The joke that you laid in the bed that was me. -- Alanis Morissette
The search of knowledge is an obligation laid on every Muslim. -- Elijah Muhammad
How quickly the apparently solidly laid foundation of one's existence could crumble. -- Patrick SÃ¼skind
The safety-valves of the heart, when too much pressure is laid on. -- Albert Richard Smith
We say the cows laid out Boston. Well, there are worse surveyors. -- Ralph Waldo Emerson
Getting paid for being laid, guess that's the name of the game. -- Elton John
Often have brief words laid men low and then raise them up. -- Sophocles
I'm really laid back but I still like to dress up sometimes. -- Allyson Felix
Even the best laid plans turn to hell when exposed to reality -- Michael Anthony
Moslem: people who believe suicide is a good way to get laid. -- Scott Adams
There is something sad about clothes laid in a tomb of trunks. -- Suzy Menkes
I sacrifice so much of my life, can I at least get laid? -- Mike Tyson
In my writing, I want to be laid bare as a human being. -- Denis Johnson
Darwinism has laid the groundwork for Hitler's and Mussolini's fascism and Stalin's communism. -- Harun Yahya
I am concerned about the economy. I was the first one laid off. -- Al Gore
In one long glorious acknowledgment of failure, he laid himself bare before God. -- John Grisham
The sexual revolution transformed the American West: Now even cowboys can get laid. -- Edward Abbey
We can build upon foundations anywhere if they are well and firmly laid. -- Ivy Compton-Burnett
The mines of knowledge are often laid bare by the hazel-wand of chance. -- Martin Farquhar Tupper
I'm a fun person to be around, laid back, love to have fun. -- Dwight Howard
Success is remaining faithful to the process God has laid out for you. -- Andy Stanley
The reason you often get in comedy is because you're not getting laid. -- Demetri Martin
Who do you have to sleep with to get laid in this town? -- Sloane Crosley
No money is better spent than what is laid out for domestic satisfaction. -- Samuel Johnson
It is no achievement to walk a tightrope laid flat on the floor. -- Ray Kroc
It's the fastest who gets paid, and it's the fastest who gets laid. -- Aristotle
Don't order one for the road, because the road is already laid out. -- Flip Wilson
We follow the rules laid out in the Bible for running our church. -- William Brewster
You're pissed I laid it out and you're gonna go nurse your snit -- Kristen Ashley
I'm a laid-back guy, but my brain is always wrapped up in music. -- Dustin Lynch
The first time Adam had a chance, he laid the blame on women. -- Nancy Astor
Liberty is obedience to the law which one has laid down for oneself -- Jean-Jacques Rousseau
I try not to make plans. Because, even the best laid plans etc. etc. -- Brent Spiner
No frozen-hearted woman ever I laid eyes on but has made duty her religion. -- Honore de Balzac
If all the economists were laid end to end, they'd never reach a conclusion. -- George Bernard Shaw
Each in his narrow cell forever laid, The rude forefathers of the hamlet sleep. -- Thomas Gray
The last election just laid the foundation of the next 500 years of Dark Ages. -- Frank Zappa
Like all weak men he laid an exaggerated stress on not changing one's mind. -- W. Somerset Maugham
I'm getting comfortable with West Coast style, which is more laid-back than British style. -- Cat Deeley
The best-laid plans of mice and comedians usually wind up on the cutting-room floor. -- Jon Stewart

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