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  • Ladies and gentlemen, god bless America - land of the free, home of the brave. -- Dave Grohl
  • You look at someone like Beyonce singing 'Single Ladies,' when we all know she's married. Some of it is just for entertainment. -- Katy Perry
  • Ladies, if you want to know the way to my heart... good spelling and good grammar, good punctuation, capitalize only where you are supposed to capitalize, it's done. -- John Mayer
  • Smee! Raise the Ladies! -- Dave Barry
  • Ladies and Gentleman, the Bronx is burning. -- Howard Cosell
  • Ladies and Gentlemen, Hillary Clinton is a crook. -- Neal Boortz
  • Ladies, apologies, but isn't 'vintage' just used stuff? -- Bob Saget
  • Ladies and Gentlemen...we are floating in Space! -- Jostein Gaarder
  • Ladies with curly hair / Have time to spare. -- Phyllis McGinley
  • Ladies be seated, the party has only begun. -- Johnny Olson
  • Ladies pick funny things to be proud of. -- Harper Lee
  • Ladies love me I'm on my cool J -- Chris Brown
  • Ladies Commit, There's A Wedding In It For You. -- Aries Spears
  • Ladies and gentlemen, Elvis has just left the building! -- Mike Lange
  • Ladies and gentlemen, communism didn't fall. It was pushed. -- Jack Kemp
  • Ladies and gentlemen, the great number seven, Mickey Mantle. -- Mel Allen
  • Ladies and Gentlemen, King of the Stupid Question: Todd Grisham! -- John Cena
  • Ladies there is no neutral position for us to assume. -- Gertrude Stein
  • Ladies, just a little more virginity, if you don't mind. -- Herbert Beerbohm Tree
  • Ladies and Gentleman, I'm afraid I've got some BAD NEWS. -- Wade Barrett
  • Ladies, whose bright eyes Rain influence, and judge the prize. -- John Milton
  • Smile, but not for long, Ladies and Gentlemen of the Patriarchy. -- Nelly Kaplan
  • Ladies playing cricket? Absurd. Just like a man trying to knit -- Len Hutton
  • I have defined Ladies as people who did not do things themselves. -- Gwen Raverat
  • First Ladies have always been held like specimens under a media microscope. -- Andre Leon Talley
  • Ladies love a man with shirt off, so my shirt stays off -- Soulja Boy
  • Ladies and gentlemen, Ive suffered for my music ... now its your turn. -- Neil Innes
  • Ladies who play with fire must remember that smoke gets in their eyes. -- Mae West
  • Ladies and gentlemen, Otis Alexander Sudeikis has LEFT the building! (I'm the building) -- Olivia Wilde
  • Ladies, friends, and music - without those three, I wouldn't wanna be here -- B. B. King
  • Ladies and gentlemen of the jury. It's not like the sheep was underage. -- Colin Mochrie
  • Ladies are like creeds; if you cannot speak well of them, say nothing. -- Herman Melville
  • Ladies love a soppy lyric. There's a real winner in 'Carry You Home. -- James Blunt
  • Ladies, part of loving your mate is accepting him exactly as he is! -- Pamela Cummins
  • Ladies, I'll let you in on a lil secret: guys don't notice your nails. -- Beau Mirchoff
  • Ladies love a soppy lyric. There's a real winner in 'Carry You Home.' -- James Blunt
  • Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the 2008 Canadian CEO of the year, Frank DAngelo. -- Terence Corcoran
  • Ladies, like variegated tulips, show 'Tis to their changes half their charms we owe. -- Alexander Pope
  • Ladies, if you saw me jackin off in a ferrari would you be jealous? -- Lil B
  • Ladies love me, girls adore me I mean even the ones who never saw me -- Rob Base
  • Ladies, you have to be strong and independent, and remember, don't get mad, get everything. -- Ivana Trump
  • Ladies and Gentlemen, take my advice, pull down your pants and slide on the ice. -- Diane Arbus
  • Dr. Cox: Ladies and gentlemen, allow me to present, Man Not Caring.[points to self] -- Bill Lawrence
  • Ladies first." "Why is it men only say that when it's something horrible or dangerous? -- Kami Garcia
  • Ladies and gentlemen are supposed to be looked after by others, like children and pets. -- Mason Cooley
  • Ladies of the choir, I want you to sound like twenty-two women having babies without chloroform. -- John Barbirolli
  • Ladies in bunches always filled me with vague apprehension and a firm desire to be elsewhere. -- Harper Lee
  • For trumpets sterne to chaunge mine Oaten reeds,And sing of Knights and Ladies gentle deeds; -- Edmund Spenser
  • When My Love Comes Back from the Ladies' Room, Will I Be Too Old To Care? -- Lewis Grizzard
  • Ladies and gentleman are permitted to have friends in the kennel, but not in the kitchen. -- George Bernard Shaw
  • A lot of people are curious why I'm a lesbian. Ladies and gentlemen, the cast of Entourage! -- Jane Lynch
  • Ladies and gentlemen: There can be no greater investment in Alabama's future than an investment in education. -- Bob Riley
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  • Ladies of Fashion starve their happiness to feed their vanity, and their love to feed their pride. -- Charles Caleb Colton
  • Ladies & Gentelman, the man who tought William Kennedy Smith everything he knows about dating, Sweet Stan Lane! -- Jim Cornette
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  • LL Cool J should be the spokesman for a line of pajamas called Ladies Love Cool Jammies. -- Doug Benson
  • Ladies, use a loving voice, use a respectful voice, use a godly voice, but don't lose your voice. -- Mark Driscoll
  • Ladies, if you want a happy marriage, then do whatever your husband tells you without questioning his authority. -- Rush Limbaugh
  • Long as I live large, life will be luxury, Ladies in Lamborghinis...love is like luck to me. -- Redman
  • Ladies and gentlemen, my mother thanks you, my father thanks you, my sister thanks you, and I thank you! -- George M. Cohan
  • Girls do what their mothers tell them. Ladies do what society tells them. Women make up their own minds. -- Karen Kijewski
  • Ladies and gentlemen....." His voice is quiet, but mine rings through the room. "Let the Seventy-sixth Hunger Games begin! -- Suzanne Collins
  • Roc The Life' is a song I wrote with The Dream, who made 'Umbrella,' 'Single Ladies' and loads more. -- Rita Ora
  • Guys are like dogs. They keep comin' back. Ladies are like cats. Yell at a cat one time, they're gone. -- Lenny Bruce
  • In a relationship you have to communicate, which means listening to her talk. Ladies, you fake orgasms. We fake listening. -- Alonzo Bodden
  • Ladies and gentlemen, a picture is not worth a thousand words. We found some pictures that are worth 500 billion words. -- Erez Lieberman Aiden
  • Ladies and gentlemen, after what I've been through, I am happy just to be wearing clothes that open in the front. -- David Letterman
  • Ladies, a second piece of advice--do not marry; marriage is a graft; it may take hold or not. Shun the risk. -- Victor Hugo
  • The problems with First Ladies is that you have to set the standard. My role is to be both star and slave. -- Imelda Marcos
  • Ladies love me when I spray the mic But there aint no "I" in snuggling Aint no "U" in "Stay the night" -- Mac Lethal
  • Ladies, your happiness is very important to us. You have to understand that. Because when you're happy, you let us touch you. -- Adam Ferrara
  • Ladies, please remember that every single picture you see in a magazine is airbrushed...we do not look like that. Love yourself! -- Jenna Dewan
  • Always carry a book on a date so that when you get bored you can slip into the Ladies for a read. -- Sharon Stone
  • Look. Let's just say he's in Tabitha's line of work. Okay? (Selena) Ladies' lingerie? He hardly looks the type to sell that. (Sunshine) -- Sherrilyn Kenyon
  • Ladies: If a man really wants to be with you, you WILL know it! If you have to question it, let it go! -- Tony Gaskins
  • Ladies, your self-worth is like your price tag. If he's not offering what your worth, he can't have you. No bargains, no sales. -- Keshia Chante
  • I believe I have voted for both Democrats and Republicans. Am I either one? Absolutely not. Ladies and gentlemen, I am an American. -- David Letterman
  • Ladies, you wake up tomorrow and the newspaper reads Scientists have discovered a way for men to experience childbirth. That would be awesome. -- Bill Engvall
  • Ladies bathed before noon, after their three o'clock naps, and by nightfall were like soft teacakes with frostings of sweat and sweet talcum. -- Harper Lee
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  • I know plenty of actresses in their early thirties who look amazing, although there's that old saying: 'Ladies get older, men get more distinguished. -- Scott Porter
  • Ladies: Anne Hathaway is a feminist and she has amazing teeth. Let's save our bad attitudes for the ones who aren't advancing the cause. -- Anne Hathaway
  • Ladies' hearts are like china on a mantelpiece. There are so many of them, and it is so easy to break them without noticing. -- Cassandra Clare
  • If I had a Volkswagon Beetle. I'd paint the front to resemble Glenn Langdon in War Of The Colossal Beast. Why? Two words: The Ladies. -- Dana Gould
  • Ladies, when you write a poem for Feminism because that is what we sometimes do, remember that it's never about them. It's only about you. -- Danielle Valenilla
  • Newt Gingrich wants to repeal child labor laws. Ladies and gentlemen, this is the man that we need to lead us into the 18th century. -- David Letterman
  • To modernize their sleeping habits, [Peter the Great] declared, 'Ladies and gentlemen of the court caught sleeping with their boots on will be instantly decapitated. -- Bob Massie
  • Ladies and gentlemen, these are not assertions. These are facts, corroborated by many sources, some of them sources of the intelligence services of other countries. -- Colin Powell
  • Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, exhibit number one is what the seraphs, the misinformed, simple, noble-winged seraphs, envied. Look at this tangle of thorns. -- Vladimir Nabokov
  • Ladies love outlaws, like babies love stray dogs. Ladies touch babies like a banker touches gold, outlaws touch ladies somewhere deep down in their soul. -- Waylon Jennings
  • I know plenty of actresses in their early thirties who look amazing, although there's that old saying: 'Ladies get older, men get more distinguished.' -- Scott Porter
  • Ladies and gentlemen, Im going to prove to you not only that Freddy Quimby is guilty, but that he is also innocent of not being guilty -- Lionel
  • Ladies, first and foremost: you're on your own. No more rules neatly laid out for you to follow. You have to make up YOUR OWN rules. -- Gene Simmons
  • Ladies. Gentlemen. You have eaten well. You've eaten Gotham's wealth. Its spirit. Your feast is nearly over. From this moment on...none of you are safe. -- Frank Miller
  • Ladies and gentlemen, you can't please everyone. Take my girlfriend - I think she's the most remarkable woman in the world. . . . That's me . . . But to my wife . . . -- Jackie Mason
  • Ladies, get confident about yourselves, build up your self-worth and esteem, love yourself and be proud of your achievements and your man will adore you for life." -- Jaachynma N.E. Agu
  • Ladies, get confident about yourselves, build up your self-worth and esteem, love yourself and be proud of your achievements and your man will adore you for life. -- Jaachynma N.E. Agu
  • Ladies, get confident bout yourselves, build up your self-worth and esteem, love yourself and be proud of your achievements and your man will adore you for life. -- Jaachynma N.E. Agu
  • Ladies, it is not your education, status or personality that has brought you here but the elegance of God which was still and still working upon you. -- Angela Merkel
  • Ladies gotta say no to their husbands at the movies. They gotta say: "No, we are watching back-to-back cancer movies. And then this movie about a cat." -- Tina Fey
  • I was very disenchanted in the industry for a long time before I met GaGa. Everyone wanted a 'Single Ladies' for their artist, or a Puffy move. -- Laurieann Gibson
  • Ladies and gentlemen, I don't know whether you fully understand that I have just been shot, but it takes more than that to kill a Bull Moose. -- Theodore Roosevelt
  • I roll with Ladies just as tropic as the chronic in my pocket Cop it, Crush it, Roll it, Spark it, and mix it in with the chocolate -- Lloyd Banks
  • Two, let's all stop smoking blunts; let's smoke out of papers. Ladies, you all should just love me. Let's all have a beautiful year, let's get this money. -- Rick Ross
  • Unusual commencement advice: Ladies and gentlemen of the class of '97: Wear sunscreen. If I could offer you only one tip for the future, sunscreen would be it. -- Mary Schmich
  • Shane settled his flamethrower more comfortably on his shoulders. "Ladies? After you." "Rude," Claire said. "I was being polite!" "Not when you have a flamethrower. -- Rachel Caine
  • I'm a big boy, but I can get jiggy with it. Ladies, I will go to dance clubs, and I will tear it up hardcore for a good 30 seconds. -- Gabriel Iglesias
  • Might we not say to the confused voices which sometimes arise from the depths of our being: "Ladies, be so kind as to speak only four at a time?" -- Sophie Swetchine
  • Ladies, if you're at the mall and you think your man is looking at other girls just remember: If your man is at the mall with you... he... loves you. -- Christopher Titus
  • When I went to university in Colorado, I was encouraged to write very innovative, experimental things, and some of the short stories in 'Bearded Ladies' are a little bit experimental. -- Kate Grenville
  • When you judge a woman by her appearance, it doesn't define her, it defines you. Ladies, never allow yourself to be defined by someone's inability to appreciate your unique beauty. -- Steve Maraboli
  • I have to say that I saw terrorists in 2002, went to Islamabad, Pakistan, and met women who were supporting this ideology. I call them the Taliban Ladies Auxiliary back then. -- Dalia Mogahed
  • Ladies, stock and tend your hive, Trifle not at thirty-five; For, howe'er we boast and strive, Life declines from thirty-five; He that ever hopes to thrive Must begin by thirty-five. -- Samuel Johnson
  • We have been proud and thought we were better than any other race, any other people. Ladies and gentlemen, we are going to stumble into hell because of our pride. -- Billy Graham
  • This leg will be known as Christmas, and this leg will be known as New Year's Eve! Ladies...why don't you all come visit the Big Valbowski between the holidays. -- Val Venis
  • Ladies, here's a hint. If you're up against a girl with big boobs, bring her to the net and make her hit backhand volleys. That's the hardest shot for the well-endowed. -- Billie Jean King
  • Obama had the audacity to say, 'I have unequivocally prohibited the use of torture by the United States.' Ladies and gentlemen, torture in the United States has always been illegal. -- Rush Limbaugh
  • If you look at the Bible and you look at Adam and Eve in the Garden of Eden, we all know who sinned first. Ladies, do you have to eat everything? -- Daniel Tosh
  • Mitt Romney and I know the difference between protecting a program, and raiding it. Ladies and gentlemen, our nation needs this debate. We want this debate. We will win this debate. -- Paul Ryan
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