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  • For exercise, I now run with my chocolate Lab puppy, Oscar. -- Daniela Pestova
  • When I came to M.I.T. in 1960, only 4 percent of the students were female. Today, it's about 40 percent of undergraduates. At Lincoln Lab, they had 1,000 men and two women. But we had a very good boss, and he treated us just like everybody else. -- Mildred S. Dresselhaus
  • Linden Lab's technological breakthroughs have made 'Second Life' a truly revolutionary experience. -- Mitch Kapor
  • I have one chocolate Lab named Jasmine. I also had a rat named Sky. -- Jason Dolley
  • Our dog, Comet, is a Lab/poodle mix. She's goofy and silly and sweet. -- Garth Stein
  • I have a golden Lab who goes everywhere with me. He's a great leveler. -- Sheryl Crow
  • Never have I experienced a serenity and sweetness of disposition as with my Chocolate Lab. -- Mortimer Zuckerman
  • People say be safe and I hate that, so I go to Skate Lab with no pads -- Jaden Smith
  • Lab to land - how to get what is done in the lab to the land, to the farmer. -- Narendra Modi
  • At the Big Bad Lab, we build participatory art and media platforms for causes, communities and organizations we care about. -- Cameron Russell
  • It's then that I realize: Of course Tris would go into the Weapons Lab instead of Caleb. Of course she would. -- Veronica Roth
  • My father worked at the Naval Ordnance Lab, and they had a nine-hole course on the property. You paid a quarter. -- Lewis Black
  • I moved to MIT from Stanford in 1984 to teach, and became the founding director of MIT's Computer Science and Artificial Intelligence Lab. -- Rodney Brooks
  • Of the One O'Clock Lab Band after hearing their performance, and sitting in with them at the White House: "I wish it were mine". -- Duke Ellington
  • In truth, Edward Teller ran the Livermore Lab, but for public purposes he liked it better to be known as only an associate director -- John Gofman
  • I have a Lab, it's fun to hang out and hike with the dog, people come up to him, and pet him, it's fun. -- George Eads
  • My family had a habit of collecting creatures that didn't always want to be pets. The first animal I can remember was a Lab named Zoe. -- Peter Dinklage
  • During that space walk there will be some repositioning of the power so that the arm can be fully controlled by the robotic station that is in the Lab. -- Umberto Guidoni
  • Laboratory tests are the next set of important numbers to know. Here are the key lab test numbers you need to know: 1. Complete blood count 2. General metabolic panel with fasting blood sugar and lipid panel 3. HgA1C 4. Vitamin D 5. Thyroid panel 6. C-reactive protein" -- Daniel G. Amen
  • Laboratory tests are the next set of important numbers to know. Here are the key lab test numbers you need to know: 1. Complete blood count 2. General metabolic panel with fasting blood sugar and lipid panel 3. HgA1C 4. Vitamin D 5. Thyroid panel 6. C-reactive protein -- Daniel Amen
  • Once again, in the fine tradition of North Texas Lab Bands, this is truly a superb band. Under the artful leadership of Neil Slater, these great musicians have managed to combine small group "openness" with the swinging precision of a classic big band. Very enjoyable! -- Michael Brecker
  • It's funny, because I was trained as a dramatic actor at New York's Colonnades Theater Lab in the '70s, along with Jeff Goldblum, Danny DeVito and Rhea Perlman. People I worked with there saw a comedian in me. I'm still most at home in comedy. -- Peter Scolari
  • They turned to Angel. "We will call you Little One," the leader said, obviously deciding to dispense with the whole confusing name thing. "Okay," said Angel agreeably. "I'll call you Guy in a White Lab Coat." He frowned. "That can be his Indian name," I suggested. -- James Patterson
  • We're on the same radius from the Earth, and then we start to swing around to where we're ahead of them on the velocity vector, so we come in relative to the station from this forward velocity position and dock on to the forward end of the Lab. -- Linda M. Godwin
  • Our lab had always refrained from keeping our studies secret. -- Peter Agre
  • I dropped chemistry. I practically blew up the lab in college. -- Patricia Cornwell
  • If it is made in a lab then it takes a lab to digest. -- Kris Carr
  • I also do my own processing, so it means a big commitment in lab time. -- Leonard Nimoy
  • Scientific prayer makes God a celestial lab rat, leading to bad science and worse religion. -- Michael Shermer
  • I was already, I think, at the age of 18, showing signs of being incompetent in the lab. -- Peter Higgs
  • The long-term study of GMO foods is going on in real time and in real life. Not in a lab. -- Ziggy Marley
  • In my grandfather's lab, scientists did independent research, and peers reviewed and commented on its merits. Politics, he taught me, had no place in the scientific process. -- Tammy Baldwin
  • If one of the arguments against eating meat is to do with cruelty and animal intelligence, then lab meat avoids that. There's also the environmental argument for it. -- Margaret Atwood
  • Everybody's a mad scientist, and life is their lab. We're all trying to experiment to find a way to live, to solve problems, to fend off madness and chaos. -- David Cronenberg
  • I dressed up as a veterinarian for a Halloween costume party. I had the lab coat. I got a couple of stuffed animals for patients and put bandages on them. -- Tracy Chapman
  • Grooming oneself with all the crazed compulsion of an under-exercised lab rat in order to hook a rich man and obtain a lush lifestyle makes a certain (albeit seedy) sense. -- Julie Burchill
  • Most of us were probably less than immaculately honest as teenagers; it's practically encoded into adolescence that you savor your secrets, dress in disguise, carve out some space for experiments and accidents and all the combustible lab work of becoming who you are. -- Nancy Gibbs
  • Identical twins are ideal lab specimens for studying the difference between learned and inherited traits since they come from the womb preloaded with matching genetic operating systems. Any meaningful differences in their behaviors or personalities are thus likely to have been acquired, not innate. -- Jeffrey Kluger
  • A scientist worthy of a lab coat should be able to make original discoveries while wearing a clown suit, or give a lecture in a high squeaky voice from inhaling helium. It is written nowhere in the math of probability theory that one may have no fun. -- Eliezer Yudkowsky
  • I don't get jealous of other girls, because I was... raised in a cloning lab to be the perfect woman for Hugh M. Hefner, so, other than the fact that my I.Q.'s probably a little higher than he would like, I have nothing to worry about. -- Holly Madison
  • There's so much I'm interested in that I didn't discover in high school. For 'The Amazing Spider-Man', because Gwen is a scientist, we went to a lab in San Diego, and we were learning about biology. And I'm fascinated! Because I never went to biology class in high school. -- Emma Stone
  • The Momofuku Culinary Lab started as a space where we could focus on creating and innovating. I didn't want us to worry about working on projects in a restaurant; there are just too many distractions in service and running a kitchen to be able to focus on creating your dishes. -- David Chang
  • There's a tremendous amount of work building the apparatus, getting the experiment to work. But sitting there late at night in the lab, and knowing light is going at bicycle speed, and that nobody in the history of mankind has ever been here before - that is mind-boggling. It's worth everything. -- Lene Hau
  • The Web meant that I didn't have to schlep a whole bunch of stuff to a museum and fight with all their constraints and make something that, in the end, only 150 people would actually get out to see. Instead, I could put something together in my lab and make it accessible to the world. -- Ken Goldberg
  • When I played the Sahara Hotel in Las Vegas on New Year's Eve, I got to bring Wiley, my 85-pound black lab. He's responsible for my favorite New Year's memory of all: At the end of the show, he ran onstage and then out across all the tables in the showroom, sending champagne glasses and gamblers flying. -- Elayne Boosler
  • Everybody, as soon as they do a good experiment, their first thought in this lab is, 'That can't be right. I must have screwed it up. What did I do wrong?' And that's the best kind of scientist because they're filled with this self-doubt. And if I'm going to be honest, that's who I am. And it's what drives me. -- Bonnie Bassler
  • When I was 10 years old, a cousin of mine took me on a tour of his medical school. And as a special treat, he took me to the pathology lab and took a real human brain out of the jar and placed it in my hands. And there it was, the seat of human consciousness, the powerhouse of the human body, sitting in my hands. -- Aditi Shankardass
  • At the beginning, Edo was a photographer, and I was more of a talent scout and doing styling and modelling. Then all of a sudden, in 1977, he gave me a Polaroid camera, and I discovered that instead of having to go to a lab and develop the film, I could just take a click and get a picture! It was genius, and I was very good at manipulating it. -- Maripol
  • I have a black lab named Luke. -- Bryan Clay
  • You can't regulate every lab in the world. -- Stephen Hawking
  • I got my Nobel Prize for my lab work. -- Joshua Lederberg
  • Everybody's a mad scientist, and life is their lab. -- David Cronenberg
  • I missed the basic curiosity of being in the lab. -- Eric Betzig
  • Start with a small product in lab environment and grow it! -- Colin Humphreys
  • I have an old dog named Lily, and she's a black lab. -- Sue Monk Kidd
  • If you look at innovation, it doesn't just occur in the lab. -- Michael Dell
  • BuzzFeed started as a lab with a small team where we would play with ideas. -- Jonah Peretti
  • [Our lab uses] a desktop inkjet printer, but instead of using ink, we're using cells. -- Anthony Atala
  • I have no interest in putting stuff in my body that's made in a lab. -- Theo Rossi
  • Teens are by nature, experimental learners. There is no real understanding of biology without the lab... -- Wendy Mogel
  • Many of the most eloquent people I have ever met work in lab coats every day. -- Michael Specter
  • Any company large enough to have a research lab is too large to listen to it. -- Alan Kay
  • I can go into a lab and fool the rear ends off any group of scientists. -- James Randi
  • Science isn't just for scientists and guys in lab coats. It's something that everybody can do. -- Jamie Hyneman
  • With lab courses, we may be able to simulate a lot of that and reduce costs. -- Roy Romer
  • Design is more of a kitchen than a knife, and more of a lab than a beaker. -- Arman
  • In my lab, we're interested in the transition from chemistry to early biology on the early earth. -- Jack W. Szostak
  • For clothes and accessories, I love my friend's boutique; One by One and UT.LAB for shoes. -- Fei Fei Sun
  • Would I rather the research lab that tests animals is reduced to a bunch of cinders? Yes. -- Ingrid Newkirk
  • If an 'animal abuser' were killed in a research lab firebombing, I would unequivocally support that, too. -- Gary Yourofsky
  • In the summer of 2009, I was at the Shakespeare lab at the public theater in New York. -- William Mapother
  • When I hear of anyone walking into a lab and walking out with animals, my heart sings. -- Ingrid Newkirk
  • We are less than a decade away from the medical lab the size of a sugar cube. -- Philippe Kahn
  • My morale has never been higher than since I stopped asking for grants to keep my lab going. -- Robert Pollack
  • A country's competitiveness starts not on the factory floor or in the engineering lab. It starts in the classroom. -- Lee Iacocca
  • We used to think that everything started in the lab. Now we realize that everything spins off the consumer. -- Phil Knight
  • He is a unicorn. I want to gently capture him and bring him back to my lab for research. -- Amanda Mosher
  • If you want to do a film, steal a camera, steal raw stock, sneak into a lab and do it! -- Werner Herzog
  • I did. I still do. It's kind of grown to a "Ren and Stimpy" kind of lab, which is fun. -- Kellan Lutz
  • The most important invention that will come out of the corporate research lab in the future will be the corporation itself. -- John Seely Brown
  • I try not to eat processed foods, well, ever. If it comes from a lab or a factory, I don't want it. -- Theo Rossi
  • Shaped a little like a loaf of French country bread, our brain is a crowded chemistry lab, bustling with nonstop neural conversations. -- Diane Ackerman
  • Give lab rats oxytocin and, according to that meme, they get better at talking about their feelings and sing like Joan Baez. -- Robert M. Sapolsky
  • If studies on lab rats are any indication, human beings have a deep-seated fear of a big, scary cat being let into their cage. -- Dana Gould
  • Being an assistant in a computer lab was the worst job I ever had. It was boring. That was when I was in college. -- Chris Carmack
  • I get into lab early and leave a bit early, too. So I like to have an hour or two before everybody comes in. -- John Gurdon
  • I know one lab that studies nicotine receptors and all the scientists are smokers, and another lab that studies impulse control and they're all overweight. -- David Eagleman
  • I can't imagine the scientists wanting me to walk into the lab and start fiddling around with some big bowl of electrons they had out. -- Jim Benton
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  • My lab and academic work fill my day from about 9 am to 7 p.m. Then I zoom out the lens to work on my other writing. -- David Eagleman
  • Dr. Martinez: "I take it you don't want me to call your parent?" Max: "Uh, no." Hello, lab? May I speak to the test tube please? -- James Patterson
  • A lot of scientists hate writing. Most scientists love being in the lab and doing the work and when the work is done, they are finished. -- Stephen Jay Gould
  • It's the opposite of that. Engineers in lab coats have created a musical experience that is so crisp and clean, it can literally improve your hearing. -- Barry Goldberg
  • Building a solid organ like the liver in the lab is different and harder than with an organ like the bladder because solid organs are very vascular. -- Anthony Atala
  • Synthesis is the process of making a natural product, or some other substance, artificially, in the lab, one step at a time, from extremely simple building blocks. -- Gregory Petsko
  • I love to do things like sail and hike, but they don't give me the satisfaction of knowing the potential of something you've learned in the lab. -- Craig Mello
  • Jack Cardiff - the greatest cameraman who ever worked in colour - was a lab boy to start with so he knew Technicolor from the inside out. -- Thelma Schoonmaker
  • Aside from the equivalent of blowing up the lab or letting a pathogen escape, the only failure is spending too long or too much money to learn. -- Scott D. Anthony
  • I really love research. It's one of the things I love most about my job. I feel like it's me in the lab cooking up the character. -- Kerry Washington
  • There are over 50 brilliant scientists working at my lab, and being sensitive to their needs is among the top skill sets that scientists like me have to learn. -- Peter Agre
  • In my lab, we are always thinking about how cells, bacterial cells, can talk to each other and then organize themselves into enormous groups that function in unison." -- Bonnie Bassler
  • In my lab, we are always thinking about how cells, bacterial cells, can talk to each other and then organize themselves into enormous groups that function in unison. -- Bonnie Bassler
  • Games have been called the lab for the development of moral attributes, but they will not, of themselves, accomplish this purpose. They must be properly conducted by competent individuals. -- James Naismith
  • Who but a physicist, in the research lab or the corporation, could mix and match multiple ideas, models, technologies from different disciplines and thrive on change and new ideas...? -- Robert Gibbs
  • In my lab, we're finding that psychological stress actually ages cells, which can be seen when you measure the wearing down of the tips of the chromosomes, those telomeres. -- Elizabeth Blackburn
  • I started in a research lab for TV cameras, then I worked at a tape duplication facility. That was the first introduction for me to recorded music and hi-fi. -- Alan Parsons
  • There is only one thing worse than coming home from the lab to a sink full of dirty dishes, and that is not going to the lab at all! -- Chien-Shiung Wu
  • In fact, I was in a lab that was a hundred percent funded by the Pentagon, and it was one of the centers of the organized antiwar resistance movement. -- Noam Chomsky
  • My hope is that in the future, women stop referring to themselves as 'the only woman' in their physics lab or 'only one of two' in their computer science jobs. -- Kirsten Gillibrand
  • My first summer in college I worked in a fruit fly lab where I had two jobs: dissect the fruit fly larvae brains and incinerate the old tubes of flies. -- Emily Oster
  • What was up with class today? It was watered-down porn. He practically had you and Patch on top of your lab table, horizontal, minus your clothes, doing the Big Deed. -- Becca Fitzpatrick
  • During an intense period of lab work, the outside world vanishes and the obsession is total. Sleep is when you can curl up on the accelerator floor for an hour. -- Leon M. Lederman
  • If there's something that someone else can do, let them do it. If I couldn't do it uniquely, let someone else do it and I would get back to the lab. -- Neil deGrasse Tyson
  • Medical research in the twentieth century mostly takes place in the lab; in the Renaissance, though, researchers went first and foremost to the library to see what the ancients had said. -- Peter Lewis Allen
  • For those of us who have been diagnosed with cancer, time is a precious commodity. The time and distance from the scientist's lab bench to the patient's bedside must be shortened. -- Larry Lucchino
  • That's what the Nazis did, isn't it? Treated those "others" they thought subhuman by making them lab subjects and so on. Even the Nazis didn't eat the objects of their derision. -- Ingrid Newkirk
  • This treadmill lifestyle ain't workin for me... It's from ya crib to ya lab to ya job to make a profit, And at the day's end you still got nothing accomplished. -- Phonte
  • While a lab Director can get done the things that he regards as important, he has the more important job of bringing out the best ideas of the broader scientific community. -- Burton Richter
  • My wife and I have four children, and none of them are in lab science, so clearly I returned home at night and presented a fairly unattractive example of a scientific life. -- Peter Agre
  • It couldn't be the beer. Donnie McRory was certain of that. If you sent American beer out to be analyzed, the lab would probably phone up and say, 'Your horse has diabetes. -- Sharyn McCrumb
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