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  • Fashion magazine disease articles. My personal Kryptonite. -- Carolyn Crane
  • Age to women is like Kryptonite to Superman. -- Kathy Lette
  • It turns out Superman is weak to Kryptonite and horses. -- Zach Braff
  • I wish I had a Kryptonite cross, because then you could keep both Dracula AND Superman away. -- Jack Handey
  • For the record, if I were Superman, a pale, scrawny guy holding a guitar would be Kryptonite. -- Tiffanie DeBartolo
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  • I liked Superman/Batman: The Search for Kryptonite because I really enjoyed the interaction between those two characters. -- Henry Cavill
  • Kryptonite doesn't bother me, either. -- Stephenie Meyer
  • Thanksgiving is worry's kryptonite. -- Matt Chandler
  • David was catnip and kryptonite to me. -- Elizabeth Gilbert
  • Ironic people always dissolve when confronted with earnestness, it's their kryptonite -- Gillian Flynn
  • Just remember, their fans think their players are supermen. We'll we're the kryptonite, and we're going to win. -- Jim Larranaga
  • I have a secret stash of Nutella that I pull out when necessary. That chocolate-hazelnut combo is my wife's kryptonite. -- Michael Weatherly
  • Age to women is what kryptonite is to Superman. Inside every older woman is a younger woman screaming, 'Get me the hell outta here.' -- Kathy Lette
  • I've just returned from my daughter's Halloween parade at grade school. She was supergirl - and she was perfect. And, even better, she still considers boys to be made of kryptonite. -- Jonah Goldberg
  • I have a deep-seated respect for parrots. As gifted as I am with all other wildlife, parrots have this uncanny desire to kill me. I'm not sure why, but they're like my kryptonite! -- Steve Irwin
  • When it comes to reflexes, I'm like a cat. I'm Catwoman. I'm invulnerable. The only reason he got a piece of me is because of the rain. Cats don't like water. It impairs us. It's our kryptonite. -- Becca Fitzpatrick
  • A young girl is possessed by a devil, and Constantine shouts, 'I need a mirror! Now! At least three feet high!' He can capture the demon in the mirror and throw it out the window, see, although you wonder why supernatural beings would have such low-tech security holes. -- Roger Ebert
  • It's been quite a while since I was really afraid that there was a boogeyman in my closet, although I am still very careful to keep my feet under the covers when I go to sleep, because the covers are magic, and if your feet are covered, it's like boogeyman Kryptonite. -- Stephen King
  • Too often, in novels that are speculative, God is a kind of kryptonite, and that's about all that it is, and it goes back to Dracula, where someone dumps a crucifix in Count Dracula's face, and he pulls away and runs back into his house. That's not religion. That's some kind of juju, like a talisman. -- Stephen King
  • In a fight against Juggernaut and Cassidy in their spacious castle basement, Cassidy mentions the word 'tomb' to the X-Men. That's all it took to send Storm into a claustrophobic fit that leaves her in a heap on the floor for three straight issues. Imagine if he would have said 'Small Closet' or 'Size 2 Jeans.' -- Seanbaby
  • Ego, being love's kryptonite; two souls must be on the same page of humility. -- T.F. Hodge
  • Hold me in your arms, lava lamp! Let me seek magma comfort and peace in the warmth of your kryptonite embrace. -- Isabel Yosito
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