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  • Kosher salt, eggs and flour. These are the building blocks of everything. Kosher salt, above and beyond everything. -- Graham Elliot
  • I would say that I mostly use Kosher Salt for seasoning my water and flour. I love sea salt, too. I think both are just fine, as long as it's not iodized salt. -- Wolfgang Puck
  • I'm kosher except for times where I eat pork and shellfish. -- Roseanne Barr
  • I could live on challah bread, the Jewish kosher bread, quite happily. -- Dan Aykroyd
  • I certainly don't live in a kosher home although I was raised in a kosher environment. -- Leonard Nimoy
  • Manufacturers are making products kosher to get in on that market, plus more people are looking for kosher. -- Larry Miller
  • I was kosher until I had my Bar Mitzvah, and I parlayed officially becoming a man into telling my father I wanted to eat cheeseburgers. -- Zach Braff
  • My mother was an awful cook, an exceptionally awful kosher cook, but I stayed kosher until I got to college, even though I'd long stopped believing in God. -- Simon Schama
  • My mother's Puerto Rican and my father's Russian-Jewish, so we consider ourselves to be Jewricans or Puertojews. I think Puertojew sounds like a kosher bathroom, so I prefer Jewrican. -- Rachel Ticotin
  • The problem is that borrowing money to pay back more borrowed money that will oblige you in the future to borrow even more money doesn't sound kosher. Because it isn't. -- John Podhoretz
  • I'm supposed to say, Bill O'Reilly, that's immoral - click - and then walk back in and book his A block the next day and have a fine day and everything be kosher? I don't think so. -- Andrea Mackris
  • I was drawn to street photography because there are pictures everywhere there: a woman holding a dog, a baby screaming to be put in a pram, kids playing punch ball, stores with huge barrels of kosher pickles outside. I wanted to photograph life, and here it was. -- Harold Feinstein
  • What is it to keep kosher? Is it eating kosher potato chips? Kosher is a bigger idea. I think it's about being healthy. But according to some people, it's about not eating this food because it's forbidden by the Jewish law. My view of the halachah changed a little bit. The laws are there hopefully to be a tool. -- Matisyahu
  • I was Jewish, through and through, although in our house that didn't mean a whole lot. We never went to synagogue. I never had a Bar Mitzvah. We didn't keep kosher or observe the Sabbath. In fact, I'm not so sure I would have known what the Sabbath looked like if it passed me on the street, so how could I observe it? -- Gilbert Gottfried
  • I played football.. my football was kosher.. no pigskin. -- Jack Kemp
  • Tom Friedman says China is so awesome they make kosher pigs. -- Jonah Goldberg
  • Now that Marilyn Monroe is kosher, Arthur Miller can eat her. -- Oscar Levant
  • I'm not really a practising Jew but I keep a kosher kitchen just to spite Hitler. -- Miriam Margolyes
  • The problem is that Islam does not have a pope, so there's no one guy to say, 'This isn't kosher'...Not that he would. -- Fareed Zakaria
  • While I have the utmost respect for people who practice the Christian faith, the fact is, as everyone knows, I am as Jewish as a matzo ball or kosher salami. -- Jackie Mason
  • Are you going to wolf out and eat me now?" "Certainly not, you'd be stringy and hard to digest." "But kosher." "I'll be sure to point any Jewish lycanthropes in your direction. -- Cassandra Clare
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