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My scratching I don't really think communicates to intelligent life forms. Anyone with more than one brain cell would think Kid Koala music is completely retarded. -- Eric San
My scratching I don't really think communicates to intelligent life forms. Anyone with more than one brain cell would think Kid Koala music is completely retarded. -- Eric San
I want to go to Australia and take the same goofy picture of me holding a koala that everyone else takes. -- Jessi Klein
I liked the koala, wallaby, and I chilled with a kangaroo a bit. There was a wombat that I quite enjoyed also. -- Todd Barry
I got access to a private tour of the zoo. I got to go in a cage with a koala, which I highly recommend. -- Todd Barry
I'd love to hold a koala. They sleep 22 hours a day, eat eucalyptus leaves and just hang out. I want to spend some time with that guy. -- Milo Ventimiglia
My favourite animal is the koala, but his life would be boring. I would rather be a giraffe so that I could contemplate the beauty of Africa. -- Caterina Murino
I have no fear of losing my life - if I have to save a koala or a crocodile or a kangaroo or a snake, mate, I will save it. -- Steve Irwin
I got stuck up a tree when I was about seven, and my dad had to come and get the ladder to get me down. I loved to climb all the way up to the top. I must have been a koala in my past life. -- Miranda Kerr
Does koala bear poop smell like cough drops? -- Tom Robbins
You are my koala bear, and I am your tree. -- Zoe Sugg
I must have been a koala in my past life. -- Miranda Kerr
It's like a koala pooped a rainbow on my head and I can taste the colors. -- Paul Becker
I hate having long hair. It's like walking around with a dead koala on your back! -- Russell Crowe
Pooh hater,' I muttered under my breath. 'Winnie-the-Pooh was not a koala--why am I even arguing about this with you? -- Rob Thurman
I liked the koala, wallaby, and I chilled with a kangaroo a bit. There was a wombat that I quite enjoyed also -- Todd Barry
I'd love to hold a koala. They sleep 22 hours a day, eat eucalyptus leaves and just hang out. I want to spend some time with that guy -- Milo
I've thought about living the koala's life, but you may need to petition the government quarantine rules to make it happen. Quarantine would make me extra grumpy. -- Grumpy Cat
Americans need bullshit the way koala bears need eucalyptus leaves. They've become totally addicted to it. They get so much of it back home that they can't survive without it. -- Michael Moorcock
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