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Kleenex would have made a mint today. -- Larry Harvey
Men should be like Kleenex, soft, strong and disposable. -- Cher
If there is no God, who pops up the next Kleenex? -- Art Hoppe
There are no Kleenex boxes on these loops, just so you know. -- Mick Fleetwood
I love being manipulated by what I see. I love weepies and romantic comedies where you're reaching for the Kleenex at the right moment. -- Nick Cave
I always said if I could figure out a way to grow Kleenex and toilet paper on trees, we could pull the plug on society. -- Joel Salatin
When I was 22, I wasn't too proud to do anything. I was taking out trash, buying stinky vintage clothes, and pulling gross Kleenex out of the pockets. -- Sophia Amoruso
I haven't left the house without a packet of Kleenex in my back pocket for as long as I can remember. Whenever I start thinking I'm incredibly cool, the packet of Kleenex in my back pocket brings me right back down to earth. -- Josh Radnor
In regards to your love life, you're just entering into a whole of pain if you talk about it. If you've never said anything, there are no sound bites to haunt you when you're crying into a box of Kleenex after it all goes wrong. -- Lily James
Men should be like Kleenex, soft, strong and disposable -- Cher
The earth is a used Kleenex on the universe's nightstand. -- Colin Quinn
Just how could a nation often be great if it's bread tastes want Kleenex. -- Julia Child
I learned just by going around. I know all about Kleenex factories, and all sorts of things. -- Anne, Princess Royal
But you're so helpless sometimes. It's like watching a kitten with its head trapped in a Kleenex box. -- Rainbow Rowell
I went to a funeral recently, and they handed out Kleenex before the funeral. Which I thought was cocky. -- Mike Birbiglia
I read trash. Empty cereal boxes, empty shampoo bottles, the bottoms of empty Kleenex boxes, and occasionally even a mystical self-help book. -- Jarod Kintz
It's just another of Robin's sayings. Like, 'Holy strawberries, Batman, we're in a jam! Or, Holy Kleenex, Batman, it was right under our nose and we blew it! -- Karen Marie Moning
After applying foundation and a little blush, dust your face with translucent powder, then mist skin with a rosewater spray and lay a Kleenex over for a second. It makes your face seem flawless in a way that looks as if you aren't wearing any makeup. -- Liv Tyler
Amen,' I exclaim, accidentally spitting out a Raisinet. I pick up the chocolate with a Kleenex and stuff it in my purse. Ten bucks says a month from now I'll have forgotten about it and will finally have said heart attack when I assume a rat shat in there. -- Jen Lancaster
How can a nation be called great if its bread tastes like kleenex? -- Julia Child
good call. A second drag and your next stop's the wastepaper basket - and not to toss your kleenex, true. -- J.R. Ward

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