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  • Kittens can happen to anyone. -- Paul Gallico
  • Kittens are wide-eyed, soft and sweet. With needles in their jaws and feet. -- Pam Brown
  • Kittens will make your sad go away -- David Wong
  • Kittens play with yarn, they bat it around. What they're really doing is saying, "I can't knit, get this away from me!" -- Mitch Hedberg
  • I sometimes think the Pussy-Willows grey Are Angel Kittens who have lost their way, And every Bulrush on the river bank A Cat-Tail from some lovely Cat astray. -- Oliver Herford
  • That's the trouble with living things. Don't last very long. Kittens one day, old cats the next. And then just memories. And the memories fade and blend and smudge together. -- Neil Gaiman
  • As God contains all good things, He must also contain a sense of playfulness -- a gift he has shared with Creatures other than ourselves, as witness the tricks Crows play, and the sportiveness of Squirrels, and the frolicking of Kittens. -- Margaret Atwood
  • Hold puppies, kittens, and babies anytime you get the chance. -- H. Jackson Brown, Jr.
  • No matter how much cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens. -- Abraham Lincoln
  • Authors are sometimes like tomcats: They distrust all the other toms but they are kind to kittens. -- Malcolm Cowley
  • My cats - I have Luna who's just had kittens recently and we called one of them Dumbledore. They're nice but they're not like their characters. -- Evanna Lynch
  • For a dyed-in-the-wool author, nothing is as dead as a book once it is written. She is rather like a cat whose kittens have grown up. -- Rumer Godden
  • I've always said a romance hero can be deeply flawed... as long as he's willing to rush into a burning building to rescue a basket of kittens. -- Teresa Medeiros
  • When I was a child I wanted to be a vet. I'd come home with "lost" kittens and dogs. My mother would tell me to put them back. -- Philippa Gregory
  • People take issue with individual aspects of Wikipedia all the time. But it's kind of hard to hate the general idea of a free encyclopedia. It's like hating kittens. -- Jimmy Wales
  • There's a YouTube video of these two kittens that just fall over and pass out. My blood sugar's crazy, so I would pass out sometimes, like the fainting kittens. -- Kelsea Ballerini
  • Well, when I was a little girl we had 17 cats once. They all lived outside, and they kept having more kittens. My mom made us put little ribbons around each kitten's neck, put them in a wagon, and go door-to-door around the neighborhood to try to give them away. -- Cheryl Hines
  • I had always been told that you shouldn't clean the litter box when you're pregnant, because of your cat. And I think that is overblown - unless you have, like, three kittens in your house that are living outside and eating raw meat, this shouldn't really be a significant source of concern. -- Emily Oster
  • You have to be very insensitive in order to have a cat, because I think they're very independent. When they're kittens, you think they're going to have a dog temperament in that they're going to run to the door when you get home, lick you on the face and cuddle with you all the time, but cats are not that way. -- Jennifer Love Hewitt
  • Cats mean kittens, plentiful and frequent. -- Doris Lessing
  • Time is what turns kittens into cats. -- Joss Whedon
  • Things without defense: insects, kittens, small boys. -- Paul Fussell
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  • Alex McLeish will have had kittens - literally. -- Chris Coleman
  • I kick kittens. I made rude gestures at nuns. -- Cassandra Clare
  • ... she, that will with kittens jest, Should bear a kitten's joke. -- William Cowper
  • It's every little girl's dream," she said. "Interpol surveillance. And kittens. -- Ally Carter
  • It's more blessed to give than to receive - especially kittens. -- Bill Cosby
  • Opinions are like kittens," he commented. "People are always giving them away. -- Elizabeth Bear
  • I'm even afraid of kittens. They bite too! But I respect animals. -- Rachel Zucker
  • In the image of the lion made He kittens small and curious. -- Heinrich Heine
  • We have $70 and a pair of girl's underpants. We're safe as kittens. -- Anthony Michael Hall
  • We quickly discovered that two kittens were much more fun than one. -- Allen Lacy
  • But buds will be roses, and kittens, cats - more's the pity. -- Louisa May Alcott
  • Just because a cat has kittens in the oven, that doesn't make them biscuits. -- Malcolm X
  • Sunlight streamed through grumbling storm clouds that played like tiger kittens around the mountain ridges. -- Jane Wilson-Howarth
  • Pigs may not be as cuddly as kittens or puppies, but they suffer just as much. -- James Cromwell
  • Perhaps all early love affairs ought to be strangled or drowned, like so many blind kittens. -- William Makepeace Thackeray
  • Apparently there is nothing in the news that falls between inhuman acts of horror and kittens. -- Gary Janetti
  • Authors are sometimes like tomcats: They distrust all the other toms but they are kind to kittens -- Malcolm Cowley
  • You got barn cats and you want to make them tamed, you need to get them as kittens. -- Temple Grandin
  • Just once, I want to meet the villain in a cheerful, brightly lit room. Possibly one with kittens. -- Mira Grant
  • Gather kittens while you may, Time brings only sorrow; And the kittens of today; Will be old cats tomorrow. -- Oliver Herford
  • With little wit and ease to suit them, They whirl in narrow circling trails, Like kittens playing with their tails. -- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
  • I don't shoot kittens with balls of wool. I don't shoot sunsets. What draws me? Ironic, surreal, unexplained, timely moments. -- Graham Nash
  • And what is wrong with playing with words? Words love to be played with, just like children or kittens do! -- David Almond
  • They might be kittens," she said hopefully. "They're stalking us." "They might be shy." "I don't think it's kittens, Valkyrie." "Puppies, then? -- Derek Landy
  • He doesn't bring many girls round unless they're part of a job - but also 'cause his smell can sometimes kill kittens. -- Alexandra Bracken
  • No, I'm just a very naughty boy. I do all sorts of bad things. I kick kittens. I make rude gestures at nuns. -- Cassandra Clare
  • Why wouldn't I dance?' Uh, maybe because at first glance he looked like he ate puppies for breakfast and kittens for lunch? -- Gena Showalter
  • It is a very inconvenient habit of kittens (Alice had once made the remark) that whatever you say to them, they always purr. -- Lewis Carroll
  • There's nothing else I would rather do, unless there was a profession that involved cuddling bunny rabbits and kittens all day for money. -- Kat Dennings
  • Minimize your therbligs until it becomes automatic; this doubles your effective lifetime - and thereby gives time to enjoy butterflies and kittens and rainbows. -- Robert A. Heinlein
  • My cats I have Luna who's just had kittens recently and we called one of them Dumbledore. They're nice but they're not like their characters. -- Evanna Lynch
  • The only thing a cat worries about is what's happening right now. As we tell the kittens, you can only wash one paw at a time. -- Lloyd Alexander
  • I wanted to highlight the destruction in Gaza by posting photos on my website - but on the internet people only look at pictures of kittens -- Banksy
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  • I had a dream about you last night... You replaced all the people in your life with kittens. It felt more like a prediction of the future. -- Amy Summers
  • If you like cats and have some, you get kittens; and if you like kittens and enjoy having them about, they grow up and you get more cats. -- Paul Gallico
  • Sophie glanced from me to Sabine, then back, scowling. "I'm not scared of her. I can handle myself." "Yeah, and hissing kittens think they're badass too," Sabine said. -- Rachel Vincent
  • They tell us we are all citizens, that we were born in this country. Well, a cat can have kittens in the oven, but that doesn't make them biscuits! -- Malcolm X
  • My parents ... are more like cats. They accidentally had a litter of kittens, and then emotionally moved on to whatever ball of yarn rolled past their line of sight. -- Jenny Mollen
  • Those of us who frequent the band room have long suspected that Becca maintains her lovely figure by eating nothing but the souls of kittens and the dreams of impoverished children. -- John Green
  • One must always regret that law of growth which renders necessary that kittens should spoil into demure cats, and bright, joyous school-girls develop into the spiritless, crystallized beings denominated young ladies. -- Abba Louisa Goold Woolson
  • They are presented attractively for the same reason that kittens are cute - so that they can draw you in, then pounce on you for the kill. Seriously. Stay away from kittens. -- Brandon Sanderson
  • [Elizabeth Moon's] antagonists are always evil moustache-twirlers. She could write a book about a golf open and the main rival to the hero would turn out to have clubs made from compressed kittens. -- James Nicoll
  • She sat one of the fluffy cats in my lap and stuffed the other down my shirt. She turned and left. 'There,' said the large man. 'The kittens will make your sad go away. -- David Wong
  • The other thing, the reason why feral kitties are hard to tame is because they have missed socialization the period - you need to be touching and petting those kittens when they are real young. -- Temple Grandin
  • Personally, I say, "Out of the frying pan and into the deadly pit filled with sharks who are wielding chainsaws with killer kittens stapled to them." However, that one's having a rough time catching on. -- Brandon Sanderson
  • I've always had a fondness for that satirical, Terry Gilliam - esque evil corporate megastructure, the kind of business that hangs banners that say making your life better as it throws kittens into the gears. -- Chris Hardwick
  • The lower animals, like man, manifestly feel pleasure and pain, happiness and misery. Happiness is never better exhibited than by young animals, such as puppies, kittens, lambs, &c., when playing together, like our own children. -- Charles Darwin
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