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I'm more of a fantasy kind of person. I like movies. My favorite movie is 'Kick Ass.' -- Maksim Chmerkovskiy
Now, get out there and kick ass! -- Stella McCartney
He that rises late must trot all day. -- Benjamin Franklin
There are no regrets in life, just lessons. -- Jennifer Aniston
Improved productivity means less human sweat, not more. -- Henry Ford
I like to have a martini, Two at the very most. -- Dorothy Parker
Writing is the art of applying the ass to the seat. -- Dorothy Parker
If you want to gather honey, don't kick over the beehive. -- Dale Carnegie
Constant use had not worn ragged the fabric of their friendship. -- Dorothy Parker
If you wear a short enough skirt, the party will come to you. -- Dorothy Parker
Four be the things I'd have been better without: love, curiosity, freckles and doubt. -- Dorothy Parker
The key is not to prioritize what's on your schedule, but to schedule your priorities. -- Stephen Covey
If you spend too much time thinking about a thing, you'll never get it done. -- Bruce Lee
Productivity is being able to do things that you were never able to do before. -- Franz Kafka
The first thing I do in the morning is brush my teeth and sharpen my tongue. -- Dorothy Parker
It is well to be up before daybreak, for such habits contribute to health, wealth, and wisdom. -- Aristotle
The simple act of paying positive attention to people has a great deal to do with productivity. -- Tom Peters
Take things as they are. Punch when you have to punch. Kick when you have to kick. -- Bruce Lee
Dreams will get you nowhere, a good kick in the pants will take you a long way. -- Baltasar Gracian
The way we measure productivity is flawed. People checking their BlackBerry over dinner is not the measure of productivity. -- Tim Ferriss
Walk tall, kick ass, learn to speak Arabic, love music and never forget you come from a long line of truth seekers, lovers and warriors. -- Hunter S. Thompson
In a society that judges self-worth on productivity, it's no wonder we fall prey to the misconception that the more we do, the more we're worth -- Ellen Stern
Part of being a winner is knowing when enough is enough. Sometimes you have to give up the fight and walk away, and move on to something that's more productive. -- Donald Trump
I always had the uncomfortable feeling that if I wasn't sitting in front of a computer typing, I was wasting my time - but I pushed myself to take a wider view of what was "productive." Time spent with my family and friends was never wasted. -- Gretchen Rubin
Being lazy does not mean that you do not create. In fact, lying around doing nothing is an important, nay crucial, part of the creative process. It is meaningless bustle that actually gets in the way of productivity. All we are really saying is, give peace a chance. -- Tom Hodgkinson
Value yourself for what the media doesn't - your intelligence, your street smarts, your ability to play a kick-ass game of pool, whatever. So long as it's not just valuing yourself for your ability to look hot in a bikini and be available to men, it's an improvement. -- Jessica Valenti
A lion may die of an ass's kick. -- Robert Browning
If I were 50 years younger, I would kick your ass -- Larry Merchant
Sometimes, for principle, your gonna have to kick some ass. -- Jill Scott
I love training and I love being able to kick ass. -- Katie Cassidy
You're better off with a kick-ass half than a half-assed whole. -- David Heinemeier Hansson
In football you can make it if you've got the 'I'm-going-to-get-up-off-the-ground-and-kick-your-ass' attitude. -- Burt Reynolds
Hakeem couldn't kick your ass cause you were too close, kissing his! -- Charles Barkley
I am a non discriminating driver. I want to kick everybody's ass! -- Greg Ray
Just because I'm not coordinated doesn't mean I can't kick your ass. -- Joey Logano
Power, time, gravity, love. The forces that really kick ass are all invisible. -- David Mitchell
Just because we are wearing lipstick doesn't mean we can't kick your ass! -- Tommy Lee
I think every good Christian ought to kick Falwell right in the ass. -- Barry Goldwater
If I didn't kick his ass every day? he wouldn't be worth anything. -- Hillary Clinton
Even a kick in the ass is good when you're facing the right direction. -- Elie Tahari
The Hamsters really kick ass - Slim is one of your greatest guitar players -- Walter Trout
I would kick this bad world's ass if I could just get on my feet -- Jon Bon Jovi
A pat on the back is six inches away from a kick up the ass. -- Geri Halliwell
I'm here to chew gum and kick some ass, and I'm all out of gum. -- Stephen Hawking
Sometimes it seems like this is the choice - either kick ass or kiss ass. -- James Caan
It's fun to kick ass and show that other dark side of yourself as well. -- Michelle Pfeiffer
The concept of Kid A? How about the concept of I kick your ****ing ass -- Thom Yorke
If you lay a finger on our pirates again, I'm going to kick your ass! -- Hidekaz Himaruya
There isn't anything good to say about Kick-Ass 2, the even more witless, mirthless follow-up to Kick-Ass. -- Manohla Dargis
I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass . . . and I'm all out of bubblegum. -- Humphrey Bogart
I'm not a real vocal guy, but sometimes you need to kick someone in the ass. -- Alex Rodriguez
Did you see The Never-Ending Story? That's one kick-ass dragon. It's basically a giant puppy dragon. -- Adam Richman
Life is too short to not kick fear in the ass and allow yourself to love again. -- Steve Maraboli
I'm just a guitarist in a kick-ass rock and roll band. What more could I ask for? -- Eddie Van Halen
It is no harm to be an ass, if one is content to bray and not kick. -- Mark Twain
Over the years, I have been fortunate to get to play a lot of really kick-ass girls. -- Summer Glau
No intelligent man has ever lost a fight to someone who said 'I'm gonna kick your ass'. -- Rory Miller
I came here to chew bubble gum and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubble gum. -- Roddy Piper
Beauty, to me, is about being comfortable in your own skin. That, or a kick-ass red lipstick. -- Gwyneth Paltrow
Don't let a kick in the ass stop you. It's how you cope that says what you are. -- George Cukor
Not gonna bind ya or break ya, old spirit. Just gonna kick your ass up between your ears. -- Jim Butcher
Beware the lessons of a fighter pilot who would rather fly a slide rule than kick your ass! -- Ron McKeown
I doubt very greatly, however, that you'll kick my ass. But me and my ass will enjoy your efforts. -- Jessica Shirvington
There will always be haters out there, but my haters motivate me to push harder and kick more ass. -- Andy Lally
Some people think a song without words isn't a real song. Tell that to Beethoven and he'll kick your ass! -- Eddie Van Halen
If you want to kick the tiger in his ass you'd better have a plan for dealing with his teeth -- Tom Clancy
Most chick singers say 'if you hurt me, I'll die'... I say, 'if you hurt me, I'll kick your ass.' -- Pat Benatar
I don't want people to kick my ass, I just want to get to a point where they can't kick it. -- Michael J. Fox
McCartney! Haven't met him and haven't played with him. I would LOVE to. He needs to make a kick-ass rockabilly record. -- Brian Setzer
My family and my friends-they keep me grounded. Especially my mom, because she would kick my ass if I was to change. -- Lil Wayne
Do your homework and know your business better than anyone. Otherwise, someone who knows more and works harder will kick your ass. -- Mark Cuban
I love to compete. I want to get out there and kick your ass in the business world. That is what inspires me. -- Mark Cuban
I'm gonna kick your teeth so far down your throat you'll be able to chew your own ass out for pissin' me off. -- The Undertaker
You can never look that tough in glasses. ... You never see somebody push up their glasses and say, "I'm gonna kick your ass." -- Jim Gaffigan
I'm working on a speed boat at the moment. Much more exciting. It'll really kick ass, give great photographs for the people in Bible. -- Eddie Izzard
I've always wanted to be an action heroine. That's a chick dream, getting to wear a leather bodysuit and be blonde and kick ass. -- Olivia Thirlby
I worry that I can come off smarmy. I wonder if I was listening to myself if I'd want to kick my own ass. -- Adam Brody
I'm so excited that my label Rocker Records has partnered with Cleopatra Records to put out this collection of RARE and UNIQUE kick ass rock !!! -- Carmine Appice
I'm not allowed to see R-rated movies, but I did see 'Kick-Ass' because I'm in it. I'm not going to skip out on my own premiere! -- Chloe Grace Moretz
My dad always used to tell me that if they challenge you to an after-school fight, tell them you won't wait-you can kick their ass right now. -- Cameron Diaz
My experiences with the older audience and, selectively, the people I hang out with or run into, they all want to see Arnold [Schwarzenegger] kick some ass. -- Lorenzo di Bonaventura
To go from playing a character that was so self-assured, so mature beyond her years, and so kick-ass and ruthless to someone who's quite normal is interesting. -- Alycia Debnam Carey
Business is a sport and I want to win. I want to kick your ass. I may not win every game. But I certainly am going to try. -- Mark Cuban
I think that in America there is a new movement of underground movies that wants to kick the ass of independent films that they think whine too much. -- John Waters
I like parties, but I don't like pinatas, because the pinata promotes violence against flamboyant animals: 'Hey, there's a donkey with some pizzaz. Let's kick his ass!' -- Demetri Martin
I had a rule about stilettos, and it was this: I didn't wear them unless I planned to kick ass in them. Stilettos were for striding and sauntering, never sulking. -- Megan Crane
You can take charge, kick ass, do whatever you have to do and it's okay. You can blow people up. These are things that are okay for cartoon characters to do. -- Joan Severance
You know what made us the biggest, meanest, Big Mac eating, calorie-counting, world-dominating kick-ass powerhouse country in the history of the human race? The pursuit of happiness. Not happiness. The pursuit. -- Will Ferguson
If you're looking for an author who can deliver high-octane thrills every time and a character who is NOT to be messed with, you've found them. ZoÃ« Sharp and Charlie Fox both kick ass. -- Mark Billingham
If I ever uttered one word that I said in 'Kick-Ass', I would be grounded for years! I'd be stuck in my room until I was 20! I would never in a million years say that. -- Chloe Grace Moretz

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