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Know someone you hate? Give their kid a kazoo! -- Dana Gould
You give me a @#$%& kazoo and I'll write you a good song. -- Billy Corgan
Besides, the bass isn't a difficult instrument to play. It's like one step up from the kazoo, isn't it? -- Dave Mustaine
I think the kazoo and chocolate-chip cookies have a lot in common. All you need is a mouth to appreciate either one. -- Wally Amos
I worked at an ice cream parlor called Chadwicks. We wore old-timey outfits and had to bang a drum, play a kazoo, and sing 'Happy Birthday' to people while giving them free birthday sundaes. Lots of ice cream scooping and $1 tips. -- Amy Poehler
What, exactly, is the internet? Basically it is a global network exchanging digitized data in such a way that any computer, anywhere, that is equipped with a device called a 'modem', can make a noise like a duck choking on a kazoo -- Dave Barry

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