Karaoke quotes:

  • Karaoke isn't fair when you're a comedian. The whole idea is to get people laughing and enjoying themselves, and I'm a professional funny guy. -- Chris Rock
  • Karaoke is something that's near and dear and very close to my heart. I was a karaoke host when I was working my way through university. I was a full-time student and karaoke was my night job. -- Nathan Fillion
  • I was arrested for lip-syncing karaoke. -- Steven Wright
  • Music is being treated as one big karaoke machine. -- Robin Gibb
  • Sometimes I do need to go to karaoke, sometimes I need to relax. -- Jackie Chan
  • I'm a huge karaoke person even though I have the worst singing voice. When you love doing something, who cares? -- Hoda Kotb
  • I'm scared of karaoke. I think if I did have a go to karaoke song, it would be 'Whatta Man' by Salt-n-Pepa. -- Yvonne Strahovski
  • I went to a Karaoke Bar last night that didn't play any 70s music, at first I was afriad, oh I was petrified -- Stewart Francis
  • I only did karaoke once in my life. It was with Courtney Love and it was a total disaster. She pulled me on stage in front of 500 people at a wedding. I'd never done karaoke before. -- Jared Leto
  • I can rock out anything. I mean, I can rock out a little 'Time After Time'. I can do a little 'Grease Lightning'. It depends on the mood, but we do go karaoke, my friends and I in Los Angeles, and it's a lot of fun. -- Kristen Bell
  • Whenever I have friends over, we end up eating and talking and losing track of time, and, once in a while, singing karaoke. It reminds me of the family meals we had in Russia, which always lasted a very long time. That's a tradition I miss. -- Maria Sharapova
  • I think I first realized I wanted to be in country music and be an artist when I was 10. And I started dragging my parents to festivals, and fairs, and karaoke contests, and I did that for about a year before I came to Nashville for the first time. I was 11 and I had this demo CD of me singing Dixie Chicks and Leanne Rimes songs. -- Taylor Swift
  • Karaoke is the great equalizer. -- Aisha Tyler
  • The Web is trivially simple - massively successful and its like Karaoke - anybody can do it. -- Ted Nelson
  • I've always been frightened of karaoke, so I've never tried it. Karaoke scares the hell out of me! -- Johnny Depp
  • Karaoke bars combine two of the nation's greatest evils: people who shouldn't drink with people who shouldn't sing. -- Tom Dreesen
  • Even Karaoke needs higher standards than I can reach, so I have gone great lengths to avoid being bullied into it. -- Zac Goldsmith
  • There's just been a couple of moments where - we did the one [ Carpool Karaoke] with Justin Bieber, which kind of went crazy and I think is at, like 65 million views on YouTube . -- James Corden
  • If our show [Carpool Karaoke] shines, then I shine. I don't ever want to come out and make anything about me. I want to make it about them, make them the best that they can be. And the whole thing is a collaboration, those carpools. -- James Corden
  • I have a huge repertoire. I love karaoke. -- Diablo Cody
  • I've developed a karaoke habit. I've become a crooner. -- Serena Williams
  • I'm a big karaoke fan and I also love Justin Bieber unashamedly. -- Evan Rachel Wood
  • You're always remembering songs you wanna sing except when you're actually at karaoke. -- Sebastian Stan
  • I'm not the best cruise ship crooner. I'm not the best karaoke guy. -- Neil Patrick Harris
  • I like the Rolling Stones for karaoke. 'Sympathy For The Devil' is a great one. -- Hugh Jackman
  • I only sing in my church choir. Except the other night, I stole the show at karaoke night. -- Taylor Swift
  • I have been called the human jukebox, yes. But karaoke is not meant for people who can sing! -- Carrie Underwood
  • I'm not going to deny that I enjoy a good four or five hour karaoke session. But who doesn't? -- Ken Marino
  • The Common Curriculum can easily become the karaoke curriculum, where everyone just follows the bouncing ball of the script. -- Andy Hargreaves
  • The Japanese Prime Minister has apologized for Japan's part in World War II. However, he still hasn't mentioned anything about karaoke. -- David Letterman
  • I am a typical teen who likes to shop, sing karaoke, spend time with family and friends, answer my www.myspace.com e-mails -- Paula DeAnda
  • I used to hang out at karaoke bars all the time. It was the most fun you could have when you had no money. -- Jeremy Renner
  • I cannot sing karaoke because it's hard and weird. If I actually tried to sing, I would probably sound good, and I think that's weird and not fun. -- Skylar Astin
  • My hell is going to be the stairmaster wing of Dante's inferno, where they're gonna tape my feet to the pedals and the only music I get is Michael Bolton karaoke style. -- Janeane Garofalo
  • I've been asked to do 'American Idol' and 'X Factor.' I'm an Ed McMahon kind of girl. 'Star Search?' I'm in, all day long. It felt more authentic, and the market wasn't oversaturated with karaoke contests. -- Pink
  • I don't like karaoke because the mics are always so worn out. The quality of the mics is such that you're always going (screaming) "Yeah, yeah!" It's like sometimes I'm too professional to get up and do it. -- Rebel Wilson
  • I was about 11 when my mother brought me this karaoke machine and I was really into it back then, but about 4 or 5 years ago is when I started printing up my own music, going to the studio and doing my own thing. -- Obie Trice
  • There are definitely times where I am listening to the radio, and I think, 'That would be awesome. I would love to sing that.' It's this weird karaoke fantasy that I might someday get to live out on the big screen. -- Skylar Astin
  • There would be no Rock and Roll without Ike Turner, James Brown, Chuck Berry, Fats Domino, Allen Toussaint, etc. Fake ghetto books and fake ghetto music. Elvis Presley, whom they idol, is merely a karaoke makeover of James Brown and Chuck Berry. -- Ishmael Reed
  • I am a karaoke purist and I don't like that. I don't think it's enough for you to just be there with your friends singing. I think you need to be in front of a crowd of hostile strangers for it to truly count. -- Diablo Cody
  • I prefer career artists that have spent time honing their craft, as opposed to, 'I won a karaoke contest on a reality show and now I have a record.' That's such a drag. The music that comes out of it is so poor. -- Conor Oberst
  • Now one thing I think is really lame, is if you're an artist and you go to a karaoke bar and sing your own song. I like to get up there and sing stuff that I would never sing on stage anywhere else. Like Neil Diamond. -- Jason Aldean
  • My office doubles as a karaoke den for the neighborhood. There are strobe lights and Rock Band plastic guitars, a disco ball and a fog machine and some other things. I have a really long work day, and you might find me doing karaoke by myself late at night. -- Jeff Kinney
  • I'm awful at karaoke, but if I did have to sing, I'd go for my favourite Frank Sinatra song 'I've Got You Under My Skin.' The fact I love Frank is my grandfather's doing: he drummed it into me from a very early age that Frank Sinatra is God. -- Matt Smith
  • I'm very lucky that people are able to say, 'Oh, that's that Moody Blues guy!' I'm very fortunate with that. That's all. Without the songs, I think, I'd just be a pretty average karaoke singer. In the end, it comes down to the songs: the strength of the songs. -- Justin Hayward
  • I tried to sing 'What's Going On' with Amy Winehouse once at an old cinema in the West End. There was a funk band that had members of both of our bands playing in it, but it was the worst kind of place to sing bad karaoke because everyone there was an amazing singer or musician. -- Jamie Cullum
  • I've loved singing since forever. Whether it was with my sisters while cleaning the kitchen, putting shows on for my stuffed animals, writing songs about my stuffed animals, starting an a capella group with my cousins while on vacation, or awkwardly singing along to karaoke tracks alone in my bedroom - singing always found a way into my life. -- Kina Grannis
  • I'm a horrible karaoke singer. -- David Copperfield
  • I don't believe in karaoke. Let's let the singers sing. -- Jake M. Johnson
  • When I go to karaoke, I'm still the worst guy there. -- Mark McGrath
  • I love karaoke; you have to wail when you do karaoke. -- Erika M. Anderson
  • My game is like a cross between karaoke and rap: crap. -- Nick Faldo
  • I used to like doing karaoke until cell-phone cameras came along. -- Fred Schneider
  • I can't watch American Idol... it's like karaoke without the booze. -- Tracy Morgan
  • I dread karaoke. I hate karaoke. I can't sing - that is why. -- Clive Owen
  • Oh, I try to stay as far away from karaoke as humanly possible! -- Jeremy Jordan
  • Everyone loves a good singsong, so we all do a bit of karaoke or something. -- Sharleen Spiteri
  • I have a karaoke punk band called The Ungrateful Dead, but we don't exist yet. -- Eric Andre
  • I once heard someone doing a karaoke version of my song. That was pretty funny. -- Rachael Yamagata
  • I love karaoke. I love maudlin country ballads. In another life, I'd be Loretta Lynn. -- Sam Taylor-Wood
  • I try to stay clear of karaoke because it normally involves an excess amount of drinking. -- Sam Palladio
  • It's nerve-wracking singing in front of people. I think that's why most people get drunk for karaoke. -- Emily Blunt
  • True love is singing karaoke 'under pressure' and letting the other person sing the Freddie Mercury part. -- Mindy Kaling
  • The artistic desire reveals itself in dark form - in karaoke bars [or] trolling on the Internet. -- Young-Ha Kim
  • I'm a YouTube star, let's put it that way!That sounds like a karaoke star with balls. -- Pablo Francisco
  • My sister's a big karaoke person, and she's never been able to get me to do it. -- Sarah Paulson
  • I've had to adjust to karaoke as a modern reality that obscures our hunt for what we're truly after. -- Alan Bishop
  • A lot of people go, "I'm influenced by the Beatles and Zeppelin," and they just sound like a karaoke. -- Phil Collen
  • When you go to karaoke with a professional singer and they really start singing, there's no bigger buzzkill than that. -- Megan Hilty
  • I secretly love the song 'No More Tears.' It's my go-to karaoke song that I do with all my friends. -- Megan Hilty
  • Wise random strangers at bars are modern-day Oracles of Delphi, except drunk and sometimes leaving abruptly when it's their turn for karaoke. -- Kelly Williams Brown
  • You know, I've never done karaoke, ever. It makes me nervous - I think it's the lack of the guitar and just a microphone. -- Gary Clark, Jr.
  • I like to talk. That's why I can't karaoke in a private room. Those types of shenanigans are only good in a public space. -- Liza Lapira
  • I'm really maturing into soul music. It's not my attempt or karaoke try. I feel like I really embody the music now that I am 36. -- Maxwell
  • I'm a huge karaoke fan. Oh my God. I'm one of those girls who don't give the mic away. It's a problem. I'm a closeted pop star. -- Jenna Dewan
  • When I was a 7-year-old girl, in my bedroom, on my karaoke machine, I would sing 'On My Own' or do a one-woman version of 'Les Miserables. -- Samantha Barks
  • Everyone's a singer now, thanks to karaoke, for better and for much worse. But the live band is now becoming ancient history in Thailand, Cambodia, and Burma. -- Alan Bishop
  • When I was a 7-year-old girl, in my bedroom, on my karaoke machine, I would sing 'On My Own' or do a one-woman version of 'Les Miserables.' -- Samantha Barks
  • If you bring bring the karaoke machine, I'll bring the air guitar. Also, if you bring two brings, like I just brought, we can have a Redundancy Party. -- Jarod Kintz
  • I've been singing since I could talk, pretty much. My dad was really musical and taught me how to sing harmonies and got me a karaoke machine with tape decks. -- Bonnie McKee
  • I have no talent when it comes to pianos or guitars or any of that, even karaoke. For karaoke, I have to be wasted to get up there and sing. -- Gabriel Iglesias
  • I just sing the songs that people don't expect you to sing, because I just love having fun at karaoke and I'm always a bit nervous to sing something serious. -- Samantha Barks
  • I don't think I had the aspiration to be a star growing up. I loved Madonna and Bette Midler, and I had my karaoke machine and would sing their songs. -- Mandy Moore
  • New Year's Eve was always a big occasion at home with the family. Every year we would get the karaoke machine out and I'd entertain everyone, even as a young kid. -- Olly Murs
  • I only do private room karaoke where its just me and one of my closest girlfriends. My mom always said I could really belt songs out, and the Dixie Chicks feed that encouragement. -- Chelsea Peretti
  • I only do private room karaoke where it's just me and one of my closest girlfriends. My mom always said I could really belt songs out, and the Dixie Chicks feed that encouragement. -- Chelsea Peretti
  • I've taken salsa classes. I love dancing and I love to karaoke. So I bought a microphone with some tapes and my son and I karaoke. I know the entire 'Dora the Explorer' soundtrack. -- Sherri Shepherd
  • I don't like karaoke very much. I like being around it, but I don't like singing it. If I had to sing a karaoke song, it's usually "Son of a Preacher Man" by Dusty Springfield. -- Sara Bareilles
  • I came from a very musical family, so I grew up singing karaoke with the family. My family said 'do this' and brought me to singing lessons. I had always been writing poems and songs. -- Cassie Steele
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