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  • It's like trying to pin down a kangaroo on a trampoline. -- Sid Waddell
  • Evolution is a snail, but Revolution is a kangaroo; one crawls, other jumps! -- Mehmet Murat ildan
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  • Yeah, I think it's an absolute disaster that Australia, the government, allowed kangaroo culling. -- Steve Irwin
  • If you were a kangaroo you'd forget you've got a joey in your pouch. -- Steve Fowler
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  • Avoid restaurants with names that are improbable descriptions, such as the Purple Goose, the Blue Kangaroo or the Quilted Orangutan. -- Calvin Trillin
  • I liked the koala, wallaby, and I chilled with a kangaroo a bit. There was a wombat that I quite enjoyed also -- Todd Barry
  • Kofi Annan's kangaroo court...a clear and present danger to the war on terrorism and Americans fighting it all over the world. -- Tom DeLay
  • It is in the national interest to have the Flying Kangaroo. It's in the interests of our tourism industry. It's in the interests of jobs here in Australia. -- Anthony Albanese
  • If you hit a kangaroo in the street and you have to pull out on the side of the road, it can get back up and murder you. -- Vince Staples
  • Don't know what 2 say about Dunk-a-roos. They're just good! Sometimes you want a food that is comfortable and takes you back. For me, it's those crazy little kangaroo crackers. -- Prince
  • I have no fear of losing my life - if I have to save a koala or a crocodile or a kangaroo or a snake, mate, I will save it. -- Steve Irwin
  • Hopefully New Zealand let me stay, and they don't kick me out and ban me. And I hope I don't get killed by a kangaroo, 'cuz I heard that happens out there. -- Vince Staples
  • Creative new health strategies like micro-insurance for poor people or Kangaroo care for pre-term babies are transforming health outcomes in even the most low-resource settings. Dedication and innovation are transforming health care worldwide. -- Liya Kebede
  • When you come across with a problem in your life, do not always try to solve it; make a long jump like a kangaroo and continue your way! Sometimes problems must be leaped over without touching them! -- Mehmet Murat ildan
  • Are there any mythical beasts which aren't simple pastiches of nature? Centaurs, minotaurs, unicorns, griffons, chimeras, sphinxes, manticores, and the like don't speak well for the human imagination. None is as novel as a kangaroo or starfish. -- William Poundstone
  • The chimpanzees in the zoos do it, Some courageous kangaroos do it Let's do it, let's fall in love. I'm sure giraffes on the sly do it, Even eagles as they fly do it, Let's do it, let's fall in love. -- Cole Porter
  • Envy the kangaroo. That pouch setup is extraordinary; the baby crawls out of the womb when it is about two inches long, gets into the pouch, and proceeds to mature. I'd have a baby if it would develop in my handbag. -- Rita Rudner
  • My mother on her death bed told me, 'Where the hell did that kangaroo come from!?' - it just popped out of nowhere and punched her in the head and caused a cerebral hemorrhage, so I thought I'd move to a country where there were no kangaroos! -- Colin Mochrie
  • Children's books are looked on as a sideline of literature. A special smile. They are usually thought to be associated with women. I was determined not to have this label of sentimentality put on me so I signed by my intials, hoping people wouldn't bother to wonder if the books were written by a man, woman or kangaroo. -- P. L. Travers
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  • Australians were unique due to our corals, our apples, our gum trees and our kangaroos. -- Harold Edward Holt
  • Two kangaroos were talking to each other, and one said, 'I hope it doesn't rain today. I hate it when the children play inside. -- Henny Youngman
  • Don't ask why the elephants wear such large shoes,And why the kangaroos are reborn kidnappers,And why the sailing birds are all Romantics. -- Robert Bly
  • Even to this day, no native Australian animal species and only one plant species-the macadamia nut-have proved suitable for domestication. There still are no domestic kangaroos. -- Jared Diamond
  • I travel way too much to have any pets. But if I could have one, I'd want a quokka. They're basically small kangaroos native to Western Australia. -- Justine Larbalestier
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