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I guess that compared to other comic strips, I'm edgy. But put me along something like 'South Park,' and I'm 'Captain Kangaroo.' -- Stephan Pastis
It is in the national interest to have the Flying Kangaroo. It's in the interests of our tourism industry. It's in the interests of jobs here in Australia. -- Anthony Albanese
Creative new health strategies like micro-insurance for poor people or Kangaroo care for pre-term babies are transforming health outcomes in even the most low-resource settings. Dedication and innovation are transforming health care worldwide. -- Liya Kebede
I wanted to be Stan Laurel, then I wanted to be Fred Astaire and then Captain Kangaroo. I actually started out as a radio announcer when I was 17 and never left the business, so that's literally 70 years. -- Dick Van Dyke
Avoid restaurants with names that are improbable descriptions, such as the Purple Goose, the Blue Kangaroo or the Quilted Orangutan. -- Calvin Trillin
Let me introduce myself. My name is, uh, Kangaroo... Kangaroo â?? Captain Kangaroo... I'm the keeper here of the Treasure House. -- Bob Keeshan
How true, how true" said the Sour Kangaroo, "And from now on, you know what I'm gonna do? I'm going to protect them with you!" And the Young Kangaroo in her pouch said "Me too! -- Dr. Seuss
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It's like trying to pin down a kangaroo on a trampoline. -- Sid Waddell
Yeah, I think it's an absolute disaster that Australia, the government, allowed kangaroo culling. -- Steve Irwin
The Orioles' Dick Hall comes off the mound like a drunk kangaroo on roller skates. -- Joe Garagiola
I liked the koala, wallaby, and I chilled with a kangaroo a bit. There was a wombat that I quite enjoyed also. -- Todd Barry
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One meal I'm constantly reminded about is when I ate kangaroo tail in the desert in Australia; it wasn't necessarily my favorite, but I will always remember it. -- Rob Machado
I have no fear of losing my life - if I have to save a koala or a crocodile or a kangaroo or a snake, mate, I will save it. -- Steve Irwin
As a kid, I liked making up stories, and I wrote a story about a kangaroo and a bat with Christy Chang, and she went on to become a surgeon. -- Aimee Bender
Sculptures created from found materials like ice and thorns, driftwood, and even bleached kangaroo bones all presuppose that artistic design will yield to the cycles of time and climate, whether over an hour or a decade. -- Simon Schama
It is hard eating a little kangaroo knob. -- Karl Pilkington
Evolution is a snail, but Revolution is a kangaroo; one crawls, other jumps! -- Mehmet Murat ildan
If you were a kangaroo you'd forget you've got a joey in your pouch. -- Steve Fowler
He (Ozzie Smith) plays like he's on a mini-trampoline or wearing helium kangaroo shorts. -- Andy Van Slyke
Your heart keeps jumping like a kangaroo, floating like an onion in a bowl of stew. -- Fabian
I know how to handle a sword, a gun, and a kangaroo pouch stuffed with marshmallows. You should fear me. -- Jarod Kintz
Listen, Frank Zhang has moves. He's probably gonna turn into a kangaroo and do some marsupial jujitsu on their ugly faces. -- Rick Riordan
I liked the koala, wallaby, and I chilled with a kangaroo a bit. There was a wombat that I quite enjoyed also -- Todd Barry
Kofi Annan's kangaroo court...a clear and present danger to the war on terrorism and Americans fighting it all over the world. -- Tom DeLay
Go to the Black Sea, meet new people, see beautiful places, get killed by a mutant carnivorous kangaroo goat. One item off my bucket list. -- Ilona Andrews
If you hit a kangaroo in the street and you have to pull out on the side of the road, it can get back up and murder you. -- Vince Staples
A kangaroo would jump better if instead of legs, it had a trampoline under its torso. And there would be no depression, because it would bounce right back. -- Jarod Kintz
Don't know what 2 say about Dunk-a-roos. They're just good! Sometimes you want a food that is comfortable and takes you back. For me, it's those crazy little kangaroo crackers. -- Prince
How small the cosmos (a kangaroo's pouch would hold it), how paltry and puny in comparison to human consciousness, to a single individual recollection, and its expression in words! -- Vladimir Nabokov
Hopefully New Zealand let me stay, and they don't kick me out and ban me. And I hope I don't get killed by a kangaroo, 'cuz I heard that happens out there. -- Vince Staples

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