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Jake 'The Snake's' two best friends are Jim Beam & Jack Daniels. -- Jerry Lawler
When most people get drunk, they see snakes. But, when snakes get drunk, they see Jake Roberts! -- Jerry Lawler
Jake Robert's wife is real ugly, but according to him that's nothing a six pack and a light switch can't fix. -- Jerry Lawler
Jake [Roberts] is feeling a little under the weather. He has bar-thritis. That's when because stiffin' a different joint every night. -- Jerry Lawler
The only reason I lost to Aldo Montoya was the intoxicating fumes there were coming off his body from being around Jake Roberts. -- Jerry Lawler
The only reason Jake 'The Snake' Roberts doesn't drink and drive anymore is because he is afraid he might hit a bump and spill his drink. -- Jerry Lawler
I'm not trying to have Jake Gyllenhaal's baby. I'm not a major fashionista. I'm not going through a lesbian phase. I'm just normal. I'm just really freakin' normal. -- Elizabeth Banks
I've been all over the world, and to be in Milan and see guys dressed as Jake and Elwood is amazing. They really have become a part of the culture. -- John Landis
The simple combination of letters and sounds you select as a name for your baby can result in a life of carefree coolness or decades of expensive therapy. Hi, I'm Jake versus Hi, I'm... Tapioca -- Paul Reiser
Battles that involve oatmeal are just never going to end up being historic, you know?" Jake went on. "Gettysburg? No major oatmeal involvement. The Battle of Midway? Neither side used oatmeal. Desert Storm? No oatmeal. -- Katherine Applegate
Dan," she said. "I'm worried about him. It's not right that a thirteen-year-old knows as much as he does bout stealing things." " You're right," Jake said. "He should have been at least sixteen like you before he became part of an international crime ring. -- Roland Smith
Jake Green isn't just Jake Green. Jake represents all of us. The colour green is the central column of the spectrum and the name Jake has all sorts of numerical values. All things come back to him within the film's world of cons and games. -- Guy Ritchie
One of the skills I had to learn and become proficient in is kissing a man. I had never kissed a man. Will Smith did it in his movies, so did Jake Gyllenhaal, and I figured it was my time. So it was me and Steve Carell - fantastic. -- Dwayne Johnson
Jake went in, aware that he had, for the first time in three weeks, opened a door without hoping madly to find another world on the other side. A bell jingled overhead. The mild, spicy smell of old books hit him, and the smell was somehow like coming home. -- Stephen King
I won't go hunting with you, Jake, but I'll go chasing women. -- Jimmy Dean
There are no rules to attraction. Jake is nothing like who I wanted. -- Simone Elkeles
Jake from 'Two and a Half Men' means nothing. He is a non-existent character. -- Angus T. Jones
I'd rather be insane with you than sane without you. - Jake to Lydia -- Lisa Kleypas
Your trouble comes from years of wearing the wrong kind of shoes. - Jake Wexler -- Ellen Raskin
Save the people you love, who cares about the rest of the world? - Uncle Jake -- Michael Buckley
We made it,' he shouted. 'Not bad for a prison break, eh?' 'Good thinking Jake. -- Stephenie Meyer
...Jake, a homosexual cop buried so deep in the closet he didn't know where to look for himself. -- Josh Lanyon
Kevin refilled my plastic cup with more box wine. I smiled thanks. Kevin smiled welcome. Jake kicked my ankle. -- Josh Lanyon
Your marriage, Jake said, almost impatiently. It's like the grapes. Just a paint job.He went straight to bed. -- Charlie Carillo
What do Jake 'The Snake' Roberts and a beer bottle have in common? They're both empty from the neck up! -- Jerry Lawler
But, Dad! We can't leave. Uncle Jake is hurt!" Daphne said. "Besides, that's Pinocchio. I want to get an autograph. -- Michael Buckley
I don't like you with Becky. She's not a very nice girl.''I don't like you with Jake. He's not me. -- Courtney Summers
You know, 'Jake 2.0' had some funny things in it; I mean, I needed my sense of humor to do that part. -- Christopher Gorham
Jake Johnson wanted to make clear that he was the great American actor, not just the funny guy on 'New Girl.' -- Colin Trevorrow
She suspects her husband, Jake, might be gay." "Did you suggest she ask him?" Mom laughed. "Of course not. Business is slow. -- Lisa Lutz
You guys are related to Jonah Wizard?" Jake asked, his lip curled disdainfully. "And the other guy," Dan grumbled. "Vin Diesel's stunt double. -- Peter Lerangis
Lily lay back in Jake's arms looking at the timbered roof overhead, planks and beams smooth and worn, antiqued by a century of summers." -- Jeffrey Stepakoff
I've met talespinners before, Jake, and they're all cut more or less from the same cloth. They tell tales because they're afraid of life. -- Stephen King
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I don't know, I'm not from this neighborhood."-to Jake LaMotta after a night of drinking when LaMotta asked "is that the sun or the moon? -- Rocky Graziano
(...) I donÂ´t want a drink. I just want to know where am I? -YouÂ´re not in Kansas anymore!- Jake chuckled at his own joke. -- Alexandra Adornetto
It'd be really nice to wake up looking like, I don't know, Jake Gyllenhaal and think, 'Let's try this on for a day and see how it feels.' -- Benedict Cumberbatch
Don't worry if I lay my head back and start to snore while we're flying. It's normal. I'm just here in case Jake has a stroke and dies. (Tony) -- Sherrilyn Kenyon
I auditioned for Jake in Progress, and I was nervous because I had a big crush on John Stamos. I was totally thrown off and couldnt remember my lines. -- Mircea Monroe
It could be worse," he said finally. "Efrenia married an arsonist. Jake's wife is a kleptomaniac. I suppose, a psychopathic spree killer isn't that odd of a choice, considering. -- Ilona Andrews
[Hank in the Sex Tape] such a fun part. That's how Jake Kasdan and I ended up doing The Grinder together, because we had such a great time on Sex Tape. -- Rob Lowe
Roland grabbed Jake and hauled him to his feetYou came! Jake shoutedYou really came! I came, yes. By the grace of the gods and the courage of my friends, I came. -- Stephen King
Shrugging out of the damaged shirt, Jake said roughly, "I still dream about you." "I have nightmares about you." I dragged my T-shirt over my head, threw it aside. -- Josh Lanyon
I loved working on 'Donnie Darko.' I learned a lot from the cast, Jake Gyllenhaal and the producers. I love doing what I do because I get to meet so many great people. -- Daveigh Chase
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Roland grabbed Jake and hauled him to his feet. "You came!" Jake shouted. "You really came!" "I came, yes. By the grace of the gods and the courage of my friends, I came. -- Stephen King
Oh, it's just a trash can. Chill out." (Marco) BAM! BAM! BAM! "Okay, so it's four trash cans," (Marco) " BAM! BAM! BAM! "Do you hate trash cans? Is that your problem? Do you just HATE TRASH CANS?!!" (Jake) -- Katherine Applegate
Jake's in trouble.'Luca rolled his eyes. 'What now?''He's gone off somewhere, I think I know where, and I don't think it's good.''Cant that boy ever stay in and watch telly like the rest of us? -- Sharon Sant
Do you still do the clubs?Jake shakes his headYou do the clubsbecause you can't find what you need at home. I've got everything I need. I've got the answer to needs I didn't even know I had. -- Josh Lanyon
Jake's mouth found mine, his lips molding hot and soft to my own. His tongue tentatively tested the seal of my lips; I parted them and he pushed inside. It was startlingly sweet and achingly familiar, like finding harbor. -- Josh Lanyon
But she stopped herself. That wouldn't make it right. You didn't forgive because it was the only choice you thought you had. That didn't make it forgiveness, that made it desperation. She'd always been too desperate about Jake. Always. -- Sarah Addison Allen
Jake leaned on the horn, swearing loudly. Gina covered her eyes. Doc flung his arms around me, burying his face in my lap, and Dopey, to my great surprise, began to scream like a girl, very close to my ear.... -- Meg Cabot
Do you still do the clubs?" Jake shakes his head. "You do the clubs because you can't find what you need at home. I've got everything I need. I've got the answer to needs I didn't even know I had. -- Josh Lanyon
Oh Jake," Brett said, "We could have had such a damned good time together."Ahead was a mounted policeman in khaki directing traffic. He raised his baton. The car slowed suddenly, pressing Brett against me.Yes," I said. "Isn't it pretty to think so? -- Ernest Hemingway
Emil Nava brother is Jake Nava, who did Beyonce's Crazy In Love and stuff. He's always lived in his brother's shadow, and this is the first time that he's just killing sh*t. I'm really just happy that he's on top and really doing well. -- Ed Sheeran
Joining 'ER,' I felt like that kid who got the golden ticket in 'Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.' I've been offered chocolate bars all these years, but there had been no golden ticket. Just the stomachache that was called 'Jake in Progress.' -- John Stamos
Late twenties, single, female. Do the math.Flirty flings were fabulous until you hit the big three-O, all downhillfrom there. Biological clocks started ticking like time bombs waiting todetonate, gravity exerted more force on your life than your mom, andsuddenly, the dog-ugliest creep looked like Jake Gyllenhaal. -- Nicola Marsh
Edward: It wasn't the worst night of my life. Jake: Did it make the top ten? Edward: Possibly. But, if I had been able to take your place last night, it would not have made the top ten of the best nights of my life. Dream about that. -- Stephenie Meyer
As teenagers, Marcus had been the muscle and Jake the brains. Marcus had beat up the kids who'd made fun of skinny Jake; Jake had convinced teachers not to punish him. Since then, Marcus had grown a brain (kind of) and Jake had developed muscles. But habits die hard. -- Gena Showalter
The worst part is that I saw the whole thing -- our whole life. And I want it bad, Jake, I want it all. I want to stay right here and never move. I want to love you and make you happy. And I can't, and it's killing me. -- Stephenie Meyer
I'm so proud to represent the people of South Florida. I was so honored when President Obama asked me to serve as chair of the Democratic Party. But there's one job I'm even more proud of, and that's being a mom to my three kids, Rebecca, Jake and Shelby. -- Debbie Wasserman Schultz
I've always been kind of a mutt creatively. I started off in journalism, and I've actually done more police and procedural shows than I've ever done science fiction shows. I was on 'Murder She Wrote,' I was on 'Walker, Texas Ranger,' I was on 'Jake and the Fat Man.' -- J. Michael Straczynski
I have church on Sunday.â? â??Of course you do.â? â??Youâ??re welcome to come along.â? â??Thanks, but Iâ??m allergic to incense.â? â??Thatâ??s a shame.â? â??Itâ??s the bane of my existence.â? - Beth and Jake -- Alexandra Adornetto
I'm still stupid. I still do what I'm not supposed to do. Are you serious? I'm Jake 'The Snake,' man. I never claimed to be the sharpest knife in the drawer. -- Jake Roberts
The T.D. Jakes Relationship Bible: Life Lessons on Relationships from the Inspired Word of God. -- T. D. Jakes
We got to stay awake for all these lizards and snakes; Some of them come as friends, some of them come as Jakes. -- Q-Tip
When you don't have any money, the problem is food. When you have money, it's sex. When you have both, it's health. If everything is simply jake, then you're frightened of death -- J.P. Donleavy
What about stress? Are you using your stress-management techniques when things seem to be getting on top of you?' 'Nothing is getting on top of me.' As I said it, a totally inappropriate picture popped into my mind. 'What are you feeling?' Jake's breath warm against my face, my bruised lips tingling from his kisses. 'Tell me what it feels like with me inside you.' -- Josh Lanyon
Jake Roberts has a hard enough time being Jake Roberts. The truth is a brutal thing, I just hope that the kids take the time to learn about each of the wrestlers in the game, and if the kids can learn from our mistakes, that would make me a happy man. -- Jake Roberts
The Jake Gyllenhaal workout planstarts with growing long, long hairgorgeous greasy locks and then washing every day.Wash, shampoo, then condition. Washing works the biceps and then the triceps by conditioning. And vigorously rubbing all of your body with soap really defines the abs and the pectoral muscles. And if you do squats while you're bathing - that's it! -- Jake Gyllenhaal

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