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Democracy is also a form of worship. It is the worship of Jackals by Jackasses. -- H. L. Mencken
Friends don't let Jackasses drink and drive. -- Roger Ebert
Every jackass going the roads thinks he has ideas. -- James Joyce
Don't try to win over the haters; you are not a jackass whisperer. -- Brene Brown
Just because a jackass brays does not mean you have to pay attention. -- Jeanne Phillips
Take your patience pill ...You can be joyous, but you can't be a jackass. -- Michael Nutter
Any jackass can kick down a barn, but it takes a good carpenter to build one. -- Sam Rayburn
To me all men are equal: there are jackasses everywhere, and I have the same contempt for them all. -- Karl Kraus
Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass. -- Mark Twain
An artist is like a woman who can do nothing but love, and who succumbs to every stray male jackass. -- Heinrich Boll
Being president is like being a jackass in a hailstorm. There's nothing to do but to stand there and take it. -- Lyndon B. Johnson
When wine drinkers tell me they taste notes of cherries, tobacco and rose petals, usually all I can detect is a whole lot of jackass. -- Joel Stein
I once told Nixon that the Presidency is like being a jackass caught in a hail storm. You've got to just stand there and take it. -- Lyndon B. Johnson
When you call upon a Thoroughbred, he gives you all the speed, strength of heart and sinew in him. When you call on a jackass, he kicks. -- Patricia Neal
Jackass: The Movie is great. I think it's in the tradition of physical comedy, which I'm really interested in. Its relationship to gravity, and how gravity acts on the body -- Matthew Barney
I felt like people really do their best work when they're having a really good time and feel safe to push the envelope and make a jackass out of themselves. -- Clark Gregg
Philosophy consists very largely of one philosopher arguing that all others are jackasses. He usually proves it, and I should add that he also usually proves that he is one himself. -- H. L. Mencken
Every woman should have four pets in her life. A mink in her closet, a jaguar in her garage, a tiger in her bed, and a jackass who pays for everything. -- Paris Hilton
Sagebrush is a very fair fuel, but as a vegetable it is a distinguished failure. Nothing can abide the taste of it but the jackass and his illegitimate child the mule. -- Mark Twain
I made some friends for life, the way I usually make them. Any jackass can be pleasant company, but if people help you when you're at your worst, that's a friend. -- Rick Bragg
No' is golden. 'No' is the kind of power the good witch wields. It's the way whole, healthy, emotionally evolved people manage to have relationships with jackasses while limiting the amount of jackass in their lives. -- Cheryl Strayed
The Jackass movies are honestly some of the best movies I've ever seen. I laugh so hard at them. Those guys are geniuses. If they had grown up with a different group of people, they could've been performance artists at Bard College, and people would be writing papers about them. -- Louis C. K.
Because orgasmic sex would lead to women's autonomy, knowing who you are and what we want: Women are not going to follow what some jackass tells us we must do. Not all women are going to get married, be monogamous and raise a family. It will destroy the current social structure based on a sexual double standard that we're currently living under. -- Betty Dodson
Mules and human jackasses are proverbially stubborn. -- Thomas Chandler Haliburton
The jackasses at Elections Canada are out of control. -- Stephen Harper
A pack of jackasses led by a lion is superior to a pack of lions led by a jackass. -- George Washington
In the land of bleating sheep and braying jackasses, one brave and honest man is bound to create a scandal. -- Edward Abbey
Fascism rewarded jackasses in uniform. Democracy gives priviliges to those in sports' gear. In Italy, political regimes come to pass. The jackasses remain. Triumphant. -- Indro Montanelli
A senator got up today in Congress and called his fellow senators sons of wild jackasses. Now, if you think the senators were hot, imagine how the jackasses must feel. -- Will Rogers

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