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Idiot! Lunatic! Moron! Jackass! Selfish irresponsible fool! -- Stephenie Meyer
Jackass millionaires, hey, hey, Hollywood, here we come. -- Brad Paisley
More than one side? You're Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Jackass! -- Chuck Palahniuk
And I will not be beaten by that jackass." "Jackass?" said Foaly, wounded. "My favorite uncle is a jackass. -- Eoin Colfer
Shut up!" Eve yelled from somewhere upstairs. "Jackass!" "You know, when people say that, I just hear the word awesome, -- Rachel Caine
Jackass: The Movie is great. I think it's in the tradition of physical comedy, which I'm really interested in. Its relationship to gravity, and how gravity acts on the body -- Matthew Barney
Jackass: The Movie' is great. I think it's in the tradition of physical comedy, which I'm really interested in. Its relationship to gravity, and how gravity acts on the body. -- Matthew Barney
Any jackass can talk about bombing Iran. -- Chris Matthews
Did you ever know that you're a jackass? -- Chris Jericho
Every jackass going the roads thinks he has ideas. -- James Joyce
Just because a jackass brays does not mean you have to pay attention. -- Jeanne Phillips
Don't try to win over the haters; you are not a jackass whisperer. -- Brene Brown
Because a jackass brays doesn't mean you have to take it to heart. -- Jeanne Phillips
Don't try to win over the haters; you are not a jackass whisperer. -- Brene Brown
Air ye deaf, lass?" I think. He might have called me a hairy jackass -- Karen Marie Moning
Take your patience pill ...You can be joyous, but you can't be a jackass. -- Michael Nutter
I just always had a penchant for performing for people.I'm a jackass clown. -- Nick Offerman
A jackass can kick a barn down, but it takes a carpenter to build one. -- Sam Rayburn
The look of success, when it is worn a certain way, would infuriate a jackass. -- Albert Camus
Any jackass can kick down a barn, but it takes a good carpenter to build one. -- Sam Rayburn
How about this?" I said, because now it was the principle of the thing. "I'm sorry, jackass. -- Rosemary Clement-Moore
You stupid jackass," Ian said. "Who's got the crush on a worm, bro? You gonna call me stupid? -- Stephenie Meyer
You treat me like a dog and you expect me to smile? You remind me of a jackass. -- Stone Cold Steve Austin
Lady, I didn't get up this morning wanting to be a jackass... but you just pushed my jackass button. -- Bill Engvall
A pack of jackasses led by a lion is superior to a pack of lions led by a jackass. -- George Washington
An artist is like a woman who can do nothing but love, and who succumbs to every stray male jackass. -- Heinrich Boll
An artist is like a woman who can do nothing but love, and who succumbs to every stray male jackass. -- Heinrich Boll
Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass. -- Mark Twain
Being president is like being a jackass in a hailstorm. There's nothing to do but to stand there and take it. -- Lyndon B. Johnson
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Only a jackass ever talks over his affairs with a woman, whether she be his sweetheart, wife, or sister, or mother. -- H. L. Mencken
You look like a Goth factory exploded all over you!" he called as she ran down the hall. "Love you, too, jackass! -- Rachel Caine
The women take so little stock In what I do or say They'd sooner leave their cosseting To hear a jackass bray.... -- William Butler Yeats
That's where I'm comfortable - playing a jackass on the scene, rolling in with my pocket watch and my buffoon hairdo, with my shoes. -- Alan Tudyk
All work and no play may make Jim a dull boy, but no work and all play makes Jim all kinds of a jackass. -- William Randolph Hearst
When wine drinkers tell me they taste notes of cherries, tobacco and rose petals, usually all I can detect is a whole lot of jackass. -- Joel Stein
But the reality is we often become our kindest, most ethical selves only by seeing what it feels like to be a selfish jackass first. -- Cheryl Strayed
I once told Nixon that the Presidency is like being a jackass caught in a hail storm. You've got to just stand there and take it. -- Lyndon B. Johnson
My proudest moment was when I was in high school, some jackass tried to give me a wedgy. I came prepared, I went commando. It tickled. -- Jared Leto
When you call upon a Thoroughbred, he gives you all the speed, strength of heart and sinew in him. When you call on a jackass, he kicks. -- Patricia Neal
I have learned that one of the most important rules in politics is poise - which means looking like an owl after you have behaved like a jackass. -- Ronald Reagan
I felt like people really do their best work when they're having a really good time and feel safe to push the envelope and make a jackass out of themselves. -- Clark Gregg
On an otherwise normal Tuesday evening I had the chance to live the American Dream. I was able to throw my incompetent jackass of a boss from a fourteenth-story window. -- Larry Correia
Every woman should have four pets in her life. A mink in her closet, a jaguar in her garage, a tiger in her bed, and a jackass who pays for everything. -- Paris Hilton
I made some friends for life, the way I usually make them. Any jackass can be pleasant company, but if people help you when you're at your worst, that's a friend. -- Rick Bragg
Sagebrush is a very fair fuel, but as a vegetable it is a distinguished failure. Nothing can abide the taste of it but the jackass and his illegitimate child the mule. -- Mark Twain
Moi?" He put his hand over his heart and did his best wounded-innocent look. "You must be thinking of some other uncouth jackass. Which makes me jealous, by the way. -- Rachel Caine
I guess itâ??s true what they say," observed Jace. "There are no straight men in the trenches." "Thatâ??s atheists, jackass," said Simon furiously. "There are no atheists in the trenches. -- Cassandra Clare
I don't like to do anything that's mean spirited just because I don't find it funny. I'd rather be the jackass than makes fun of somebody else. It just seems too cheap and easy. -- Melissa McCarthy
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